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Youngish newbie from Dallas, TX and love the old sayings I am hearing. Such as Licketysplit, Readyinajiffy, Smackaronies....What are some of your favorite sayings? Makes me smile
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Said to someone who is cheap:

You are tighter than bark on a birch tree.
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Your tighter than a Crabs azz and Twice as Waterproof!

Bless Your Heart. - Many variations from true southerners not a transplant like me.

What do you want for NOTHING?
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It was so cold today, a lawyer was seen with his hands in his own pockets.
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It was so cold today I saw a rabbit wearing earmuffs!

He/She is so ugly He/She could make a Train Take A Dirt Road.
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Your tighter than a Crabs azz and Twice as Waterproof!

Bless Your Heart. - Many variations from true southerners not a transplant like me.

What do you want for NOTHING?
Clever!
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Youngish newbie from Dallas, TX and love the old sayings I am hearing. Such as Licketysplit, Readyinajiffy, Smackaronies....What are some of your favorite sayings? Makes me smile
Jurryrigit

Saying you are a VSV (Village Single Virgin) and you have been here for 4 decades.

StepandFetchit Anyone heard this? Kow what it means?
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Yes, Dear. Yes, Dear. Yes, Dear.
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