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Stu from NYC 02-10-2021 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by wyealbert (Post 1900001)
I think it would be great to have an annual "Stu-Cruise". I will be happy to handle the booking.
While some of us (myself possibly included) might look better wearing a mask first we need to get the village up and running.

waynehal55 02-10-2021 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by JohnN (Post 1899971)
sure, just cut down any trees that might be in your way - and don't tell anyone!
I actually like trees. Just not on my property.

Topspinmo 02-10-2021 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Stu from NYC (Post 1899856)
After further consideration we have made some decisions.

First we will not allow any dogs in the village but we will allow horses as long as they are trained. This is to not have any poop.

We will be taking applications for gate guards. We will charge admission but the guard will collect a commission to be handed to the head commissioner who will use it to make this a better place.

We will supply free beer as long as members bring it to the weekly meetings and make it available to the mayor who shall be elected by, well we will figure that out later.
Well, if you don’t have free shots of fireball cinnamon whiskey count me out!:) or we could have village of moonshiner’s. And course the village of rum runners next.

youngatheart57 02-10-2021 02:08 PM
So....horses don't poop?

Stu from NYC 02-10-2021 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by youngatheart57 (Post 1900075)
So....horses don't poop?
They will be trained to poop only in designated areas.

Stu from NYC 02-10-2021 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Topspinmo (Post 1900031)
Well, if you don’t have free shots of fireball cinnamon whiskey count me out!:) or we could have village of moonshiner’s. And course the village of rum runners next.
Please discuss with the asst commissioner in charge of the margarita concession.

stebooo 02-10-2021 02:44 PM
Open carry, it cuts down on the nit picken

Stu from NYC 02-10-2021 04:14 PM
We had a meeting of the board of director in terms of the horses.

They will be allowed but if they poop in the wrong place their will be one less horse and at the communal dinner one might be seeing the other other white meat.

nevjudbaker 02-10-2021 09:32 PM
Horses poop huge poop. You need a big shovel to pick it up. Maybe Dogs could come if they wear diapers & are in a stroller. Otherwise no dog no me not that stu village is for me. I think I will be content with Brownwood Village Square & The Lofts. You can have the drunks, know it alls, party people & crazies it will make the rest of the Villages much nicer for the rest of us. You should have your Stu Villages south in the new areas so us oldies don't get in your way. Sounds like a good idea to me.

Topspinmo 02-10-2021 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Stu from NYC (Post 1900098)
Please discuss with the asst commissioner in charge of the margarita concession.
Yes, I will, those margarita needs to be spiked:icon_wink:

Topspinmo 02-10-2021 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted by stebooo (Post 1900099)
Open carry, it cuts down on the nit picken

Yes, everybody should have colt 45 single action strapped to there leg. We could have call outs everyday Saturday at high noon.:a040:

Stu from NYC 02-11-2021 05:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Topspinmo (Post 1900237)
Yes, everybody should have colt 45 single action strapped to there leg. We could have call outs everyday Saturday at high noon.:a040:
We are a peace loving town so could we use either water pistols or bean bag guns?

Debfrommaine 02-11-2021 05:40 AM
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Originally Posted by nevjudbaker (Post 1900213)
Horses poop huge poop. You need a big shovel to pick it up. Maybe Dogs could come if they wear diapers & are in a stroller. Otherwise no dog no me not that stu village is for me. I think I will be content with Brownwood Village Square & The Lofts. You can have the drunks, know it alls, party people & crazies it will make the rest of the Villages much nicer for the rest of us. You should have your Stu Villages south in the new areas so us oldies don't get in your way. Sounds like a good idea to me.
I'd rather have dogs than little kids. Can they wait outside the gate of Stuville?

Joanne19335 02-11-2021 05:45 AM
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Originally Posted by wrestle1 (Post 1899879)
Your new village will need legal counsel. Not sure how many toes this attorney/cat has but he seems technologically savvy enough to move us into the future
Kitten Zoom Filter Mishap - YouTube
I have a law degree. Practiced divorce law, though. Also a psychologist. Probably won’t need one in utopia.

Joanne19335 02-11-2021 05:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Stu from NYC (Post 1899916)
We would have made you chief ambassador but have run into a bit of a problem vis a vis golf.

Due to overwhelming demand we have run out of room for a championship golf course and we will do not do anything that would detract from the experience.

Therefore we have arranged that you can play golf at any course in the village. You will have to play at night though and we suggest using glow in the dark balls to help you see them.
We will sell them for a small charge and will not even ask you to pay green fees as who can see the green at night.'
Difficult seeing the green during the day sometimes. Besides, you meet a better class of people in the dark.


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