Would be cool for Las Vegas. I have relatives in both the DC area and Vegas though. Not for NOTHING both of these cities are very excessive as to more glitter than substance.

The Bolts Normally Play The NUTS. They couldn't play them last night because they were loose. Nothing worse than loose Nuts :jester: so I've heard. :pray: I couldn't help myself. The Devil made me do it. ALA Flip Wilson.

One nut loose in an engine is a noisy thing and not for NOTHING.

One nut loose in a mental ward is also a noisy affair.

You 2 certainly are on a roll this morning (uh-oh, I almost hear another joke coming).

Anyway, you will give our Kommander NOTHING but some fun reading when he tunes in this morning.

My wives hairdresser's, cousin's, brother in law's, sister's landscaper heard that Thurston Howell III was having a unsanctioned relationship with The Professor on the northwest side of the island all brought on by saggy coconuts brought to the Howell Love Shack by Mrs. Howell.

There is no doubt that our "Little Buddy" can outrun anyone on the Island except Mrs Howell, she was a star in Track & Field magazine sometime in the early 1960's. She was also the #1 National Javelin Catcher from 1958 till 1962. That' why she's in charge of catching fish with a spear. Very seldomly are these tidbits mentioned but additionally Mrs. Howell was the Centerfold in Field & Streams & Popular Mechanics in the July 1958 editions.

She has a thing for mechanically inclined recently retired men and will set a snare for our boy somewhere on the Wioooootteee Island!

P.S. Thurston Howell III owns a home in The Villages. He is a Valued food critic and the taxes and amenities fees on his expansive estate are paid up for 60 years in advance. Almost like he knew he would be shipwrecked on W Island. Possible reality Television show idea??? Don't say no because as we know and prove daily Nothing is possible. I mean Anything. Sorry I'll try harderer.

I changed my breakfast to Honey Nut Cheerios this morning and feel energized. It is the Medley Crunch Whole Grain Variety. I have heard that a Light Bulb is always brightest just before it goes out. I hope not cause I have a whole lot of teasing left to do and take. :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

From what I hear, the older they get the looser they become..

I'm sure I'll get in NOTHING but trouble from Abby for that.. :girlneener:

Are you sure it was just the Cheerios? It looks like you might have gotten NOTHING but a good night's sleep to boot..

This is not Nothing so I better warn you now B/4 I forget. The water in all The Villages toilet are set to an abnormally high level!
Can you pick up what I'm laying down? :crap2:

Strange thing, it only affect men.

I'd love to stick around today and see how far the tales of Nucky can go, but I need to go generate some monetary NOTHING. Catch you all later..

Yeah, when I was using the urinal at Mouse world, the guy next to me says "Boy that water is cold". My reply: "It's NOTHING but deep too".. :1rotfl:

New headgear on the Ccrap machine and the Oxygen turned up. Like a Hyperbolic Chamber. Wowieee. Gonna Jog to the pool.

On second though I'm gonna burn out by noon. I'm gonna chill on that last idea. :pepper2:

I guess I should try mentioning the island more often. NOTHING like stimulating some imagination on here.

Tales of Nucky - I kinda like the sound of that. :read:

The Nucky NOTHING account is now down to 98.. lol

Nucky on NOTHING's Island. :beer3: I have chatted with the actress who played Mary Ann on Facebook a little bit. Not recently though. She is from Reno, Nevada and was Miss Nevada around 1959. 1959 Miss Nevada Dawn Wells | Miss Nevada We did not talk about the NOTHING thread nor about anything she would remember.