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fw102807 10-20-2018 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1591818)
I would not know what to do with so much money and it would be a magnet to every swindler, crook, con man, distant relative, etc. Looks like NOTHING but trouble.

The line sure was long at Publix this afternoon but I was there just getting groceries.

I totally agree. I like peace and tranquility and that would be NOTHING but stressful to me. I do not buy tickets.

fw102807 10-20-2018 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1591833)
Or a higher chance of forgetting NOTHING in your post than winning the lottery. It is the thrill of having a chance overnight only to be deflated after the drawing. We rarely get even more than 2 numbers on one line. But I have NOTHING but a feeling that today will be different and we'll be loaded, money wise shortly. :a040:

First thing, everybody out of the Ocala Forest then Bluefin, then a swim then post here about the new family I've found. Of course, you guy's and Three Word Peeps and a few others taken care of.

I would definitely have the Coolest Golf Cart in the history of The Villages.

We tried to go to Bluefin last night and at 4:45 there was over in hour wait so we went to Riccardis which was ok. I thought if we got there early it wouldn't be bad but I was NOTHING but wrong.

Nucky 10-20-2018 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1591835)
I totally agree. I like peace and tranquility and that would be NOTHING but stressful to me. I do not buy tickets.

But Mrs. FW, I already tried a charming personality and being the class clown and having a couple of bucks so now I think I'd like to try filthy rich and do some good with it. I'll bet it would be a burden of some sort.

My new wowser Golf Cart would have to fit over the Golf Cart Bridge. Alway's wanted Rims like my kids, that's a must.

I'm going to use the money to invent commercial strength Deer Repellant for a nice friend. :mademyday:

fw102807 10-20-2018 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1591837)
But Mrs. FW, I already tried a charming personality and being the class clown and having a couple of bucks so now I think I'd like to try filthy rich and do some good with it. I'll bet it would be a burden of some sort.

My new wowser Golf Cart would have to fit over the Golf Cart Bridge. Alway's wanted Rims like my kids, that's a must.

I'm going to use the money to invent commercial strength Deer Repellant for a nice friend. :mademyday:

Remember to also create an automatic NOTHING for you cuz this ones missing.

I sincerely hope you win.

fw102807 10-20-2018 06:17 AM

NOTHING should get 165,000+ views today.

Nucky 10-20-2018 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1591838)
Remember to also create an automatic NOTHING for you cuz this ones missing.

I sincerely hope you win.

You've gotta admit, Most Improved Nothing of 2018, here I am. I got so excited about winning I goofed up again. Can you put the auto NOTHING in production for me only? The job pays 5 million. For you only. Or I can pay someone to type for me.

Being really loaded to me is not needing a watch but having someone available to tell you what time it is anytime you want. :pray:

Taltarzac725 10-20-2018 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1591819)
That's why you keep NOTHING but anonymous and have a lawyer collect it for you.. lol

But I'll deal with that problem if it presents itself. Statistics show that you have a better chance of being struck by lightning or being attacked by a shark than you do winning this lottery..

Lawyers can be the worst con men as can be financial advisers. Many of these probably would not see a lottery winner as having earned that money in any way. So, I do not suppose they would really look out for the lucky person's welfare all that much.

I suppose my worry is I only have one stomach and the stress of handling that many problems dealing with that much money would just have a lot of it going to doctors and therapists.

I suppose if I won I could just give almost everything to some law school and then I would have an army of lawyers on my side. NOTHING to it.

Nucky 10-20-2018 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1591852)
Lawyers can be the worst con men as can be financial advisers. Many of these probably would not see a lottery winner as having earned that money in any way. So, I do not suppose they would really look out for the lucky person's welfare all that much.

I suppose my worry is I only have one stomach and the stress of handling that many problems dealing with that much money would just have a lot of it going to doctors and therapists.

I volunteer to help you, boss! NOTHING but Dancing Girls and Lobster for you. :ohdear: :1rotfl:

fw102807 10-20-2018 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1591852)
Lawyers can be the worst con men as can be financial advisers. Many of these probably would not see a lottery winner as having earned that money in any way. So, I do not suppose they would really look out for the lucky person's welfare all that much.

I suppose my worry is I only have one stomach and the stress of handling that many problems dealing with that much money would just have a lot of it going to doctors and therapists.

I suppose if I won I could just give almost everything to some law school and then I would have an army of lawyers on my side.

Not for NOTHING but I think I would rather have an army of doctors.

Taltarzac725 10-20-2018 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1591854)
I volunteer to help you, boss! NOTHING but Dancing Girls and Lobster for you. :ohdear: :1rotfl:

You would need a great deal of security if you suddenly became a billionaire.

And it would be very hard to keep this kind of overnight wealth a secret especially if this were in a place like the Villages.

Dancing girls sound nice. The last time I stuck a dollar in a thong was in Denver in 1984 with my room mates from the U of Denver Graduate dorm. I was living with three other male library school students.

I do remember that girl quite well. Not for NOTHING. We four went to some Men's Club.

Kenswing 10-20-2018 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1591833)
Or a higher chance of forgetting NOTHING in your post than winning the lottery. It is the thrill of having a chance overnight only to be deflated after the drawing. We rarely get even more than 2 numbers on one line. But I have NOTHING but a feeling that today will be different and we'll be loaded, money wise shortly. :a040:

First thing, everybody out of the Ocala Forest then Bluefin, then a swim then post here about the new family I've found. Of course, you guy's and Three Word Peeps and a few others taken care of.

I would definitely have the Coolest Golf Cart in the history of The Villages.

I like the way you think, Nucky. With that kind of money you can surely do some good. You could really help out the people with NOTHING.

Kenswing 10-20-2018 09:15 AM

Where's our Den NOTHING with the morning report?

Nucky 10-20-2018 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1591897)
Where's our Den NOTHING with the morning report?

NOTHING but stand in line picking out the winning numbers.

We hardly ever play until it gets up to a nutty number. I don't ever get tickets with others anymore. I was trapped into that system when I worked and it was always the neediest person who held the tickets. I trust them, NOT, cut the cards. :boxing2:

fw102807 10-20-2018 02:44 PM

Our NOTHING den mother is MIA. It is sad that anything could happen and we would have no way to know. I am glad that Tom did at least check in to let us know that he is OK (although I would love a recipe). Hopefully Abby is just doing something and that it is fun.

Taltarzac725 10-20-2018 06:05 PM

Up to 1.6 billion. I wonder if large corporations are buying thousands of lottery tickets? And if that is legal? Not for NOTHING.

Abby10 10-20-2018 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1591986)
Our NOTHING den mother is MIA. It is sad that anything could happen and we would have no way to know. I am glad that Tom did at least check in to let us know that he is OK (although I would love a recipe). Hopefully Abby is just doing something and that it is fun.

About as much fun as I could have at work. Sorry, guys, I got up an hour late this morning and was rushing around to get out the door which is not my usual because I always make time for NOTHING. No worries about a prolonged MIA from me. My husband has strict orders that if something happens my NOTHING buddies are on the list to be contacted. :icon_wink:

fw102807 10-20-2018 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1592022)
About as much fun as I could have at work. Sorry, guys, I got up an hour late this morning and was rushing around to get out the door which is not my usual because I always make time for NOTHING. No worries about a prolonged MIA from me. My husband has strict orders that if something happens my NOTHING buddies are on the list to be contacted. :icon_wink:

That is NOTHING but good news since our only connection together is NOTHING. Glad you are home safe.

Kenswing 10-20-2018 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1592022)
About as much fun as I could have at work. Sorry, guys, I got up an hour late this morning and was rushing around to get out the door which is not my usual because I always make time for NOTHING. No worries about a prolonged MIA from me. My husband has strict orders that if something happens my NOTHING buddies are on the list to be contacted. :icon_wink:

Sheesh.. It's NOTHING but about time..

Abby10 10-20-2018 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1592026)
Sheesh.. It's NOTHING but about time..

:p Hey, I've got a lot of things pulling at me from all directions and a lot of people that I have been neglecting. You guys may have to NOTHING but start sharing my attention - lol.

Abby10 10-20-2018 07:01 PM

Geesh - maybe I should go missing more often. Our view count is over 166K?? What the NOTHING happened to 165?

Kenswing 10-20-2018 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1592031)
:p Hey, I've got a lot of things pulling at me from all directions and a lot of people that I have been neglecting. You guys may have to NOTHING but start sharing my attention - lol.

You just need to get your priorities in order. NOTHING comes first.. :spoken:

fw102807 10-20-2018 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1592033)
You just need to get your priorities in order. NOTHING comes first.. :spoken:

Ok so where were you all day because you weren't doing much NOTHING...

Kenswing 10-20-2018 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1592036)
Ok so where were you all day because you weren't doing much NOTHING...

I got my NOTHING in early. I didn't leave the neighborhood wondering where I was..

Abby10 10-20-2018 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1592036)
Ok so where were you all day because you weren't doing much NOTHING...

:highfive: to my NOTHING sister.

fw102807 10-20-2018 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1592038)
I got my NOTHING in early. I didn't leave the neighborhood wondering where I was..

Ok Mr Rogers...NOTHING loud and clear

Nucky 10-20-2018 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1592039)
:highfive: to my NOTHING sister.

I wasn't worried about NOTHING with you Mrs. Abby. I've been Praying for the Dear, Deer all day. :pray:

Went to light a candle for those Varmints at St Timothy's :pray: and almost got struck By Lightning on the way in the door! :pray:

Abby10 10-20-2018 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1592052)
I wasn't worried about NOTHING with you Mrs. Abby. I've been Praying for the Dear, Deer all day. :pray:

Went to light a candle for those Varmints at St Timothy's :pray: and almost got struck By Lightning on the way in the door! :pray:

That was NOTHING but God's way of en-lightening you. :1rotfl:

Nucky 10-20-2018 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1592062)
That was NOTHING but God's way of en-lightening you. :1rotfl:

I'm grateful that she NOTHING but missed me with the lightning! :popcorn: :1rotfl:

fw102807 10-21-2018 06:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1592065)
I'm grateful that she NOTHING but missed me with the lightning! :popcorn: :1rotfl:

Was it NOTHING but turbocharged? The Kommander may have had a hand in it.

Abby10 10-21-2018 06:22 AM

Good morning, everyone! I was just looking over the posts from yesterday and boy, you guys sure got a lot of NOTHING in early in the morning. Unusual to have so many awake and participating that early in the day. So now that I'm caught up I can cross out Saturday, October 20th, and move onto today - Sunday, October 21st. The time sure is flying around here.

My husband was just saying last night since my job doesn't really seem to be dragging me down and due to the fact that I actually enjoy it and the people, plus it's a relatively easy job which is hard to come by, maybe I should hang onto it as long as I can ..........now you know why I don't listen to him all the time.

fw102807 10-21-2018 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1592084)
Good morning, everyone! I was just looking over the posts from yesterday and boy, you guys sure got a lot of NOTHING in early in the morning. Unusual to have so many awake and participating that early in the day. So now that I'm caught up I can cross out Saturday, October 20th, and move onto today - Sunday, October 21st. The time sure is flying around here.

My husband was just saying last night since my job doesn't really seem to be dragging me down and due to the fact that I actually enjoy it and the people, plus it's a relatively easy job which is hard to come by, maybe I should hang onto it as long as I can ..........now you know why I don't listen to him all the time.

Has he NOTHING but forgotten about the long commute and the kamikaze deer? I think God is telling you otherwise.

Abby10 10-21-2018 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1592085)
Has he NOTHING but forgotten about the long commute and the kamikaze deer? I think God is telling you otherwise.

NOTHING but a great point! He listens to God. :icon_wink:

fw102807 10-21-2018 08:57 AM

So where is Mr NOTHING is more important than NOTHING this morning?

Abby10 10-21-2018 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1592110)
So where is Mr NOTHING is more important than NOTHING this morning?

He's probably waiting to see if we miss him more than you all missed me.......lol. Or maybe he's trying to see how many views he can rack up by going MIA. :1rotfl: Of course, if something is really wrong he knows I'm going to feel NOTHING but guilty for making fun, so :pray: all is well.

In the meantime, if NOTHING is wrong and he doesn't show up he may be in for a demerit.......:popcorn:

Kenswing 10-21-2018 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1592084)
Good morning, everyone! I was just looking over the posts from yesterday and boy, you guys sure got a lot of NOTHING in early in the morning. Unusual to have so many awake and participating that early in the day. So now that I'm caught up I can cross out Saturday, October 20th, and move onto today - Sunday, October 21st. The time sure is flying around here.

My husband was just saying last night since my job doesn't really seem to be dragging me down and due to the fact that I actually enjoy it and the people, plus it's a relatively easy job which is hard to come by, maybe I should hang onto it as long as I can ..........now you know why I don't listen to him all the time.

The bet just keeps getting NOTHING but easier and easier.. :1rotfl:

Abby10 10-21-2018 09:54 AM

It never fails!! All I have to do is open my mouth and he NOTHING but shows up.........can I ever have a little fun around here?

Kenswing 10-21-2018 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1592110)
So where is Mr NOTHING is more important than NOTHING this morning?

It's Sunday. I slept in. But NOTHING is still the first thing I did. Well, the second thing.. lol

Now it's time for coffee..

Kenswing 10-21-2018 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1592127)
It never fails!! All I have to do is open my mouth and he NOTHING but shows up.........can I ever have a little fun around here?

You should be having NOTHING but fun. That's what this thread is all about, goof..

fw102807 10-21-2018 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1592127)
It never fails!! All I have to do is open my mouth and he NOTHING but shows up.........can I ever have a little fun around here?

NOTHING is NOTHING but fun! As long as we are all here it is always a party (except when it isn't)

fw102807 10-21-2018 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1592128)
It's Sunday. I slept in. But NOTHING is still the first thing I did. Well, the second thing.. lol

Now it's time for coffee..

NOTHING but more than we needed to know...


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