Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1597437)

... First, I want to :welcome: BK001. I failed to do that on Wednesday when I was MIA. Nice to see you here! Btw, you trying to bribe the Kommander with pig candy? LOL.

Originally Posted by BK001 (Post 1598356)

Thank you Abby. Sorry for the delay in responding -- been nothing but busy with medical issues. But all is good. Nothing that pig candy can't cure!

Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1598050)

I was hoping Fw would be on today because here's a story I think she would like to hear. So I've mentioned my husband's ministry work in Camden, NJ on Saturdays. On the Saturday before Christmas they put on a huge event in a parking lot in the city where they give out toys and food to the area residents and children. So today, Ollie's offered to open their doors at 6am just to this ministry and 15% off all their toys as a contribution to this year's event. So my husband and his buddies were over there this morning with trucks and vans loading up on toys purchased from money they had from donations to the ministry.

The Christmas event is really something to experience. They bring in 2 tractor trailers and set up one with stuffed animals and the other with all kinds of toys. Everything is hung up on the inside of the truck walls so it looks like a store - very festive. The kids walk through the trucks picking out one stuffed animal and one toy each. As if the kids aren't excited enough since these are often the only toys they ever get on Christmas, as they go to step out of the 2nd truck they walk right into a fenced in area that contains hundreds of bicycles that the ministry has received as donations throughout the year and the kids are told they are allowed to pick out a bike to take home. To see the looks on their faces is NOTHING but priceless!!

I've only been able to make it one year, but am hoping to go again this year with my husband since it looks like I might be scheduled off work that Saturday. It is a very humbling and joyful way to start out the Christmas week.

Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1598361)

So, fw, now that you got me going on this "Turtle" thing, what are the answers to these 2 questions (from the website, not my questions :ohdear:) -

What is a four letter word ending in K that means to have intercourse?
What is it on a man that is round and hard, and sticks so far out of his pajamas that you can hang a hat on it?

Hopefully when K signs on this morning he will know what we're talking about here. If not, he'll think I finally went over the edge. Don't blame me, K, fw made me look it up. I'm NOTHING but innocent...........and curious.

Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1598372)

What is a four letter word ending in K that means to have intercourse? Talk
What is it on a man that is round and hard, and sticks so far out of his pajamas that you can hang a hat on it? His head

Just a lot of NOTHING

Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1598372)

What is a four letter word ending in K that means to have intercourse? Talk
What is it on a man that is round and hard, and sticks so far out of his pajamas that you can hang a hat on it? His head

Just a lot of NOTHING

Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1598258)

I woke up this morning with pink eye. I feel like NOTHING but a walking germ factory.

Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1598280)

What did we do wrong? Are we being NOTHING but punished. I grabbed my eye drops last night and was saved from a mistake by my Nurse, :1rotfl: , I almost put some old eardrops (thrown out now) in my eye. Mrs. Nucky saved me from me again! :clap2:

Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1598377)

Sometimes I don't think you belong on NOTHING because you know everything - lol. I did get the first one but that was it.

Btw, don't take the you don't belong on NOTHING seriously. If you left I would literally cry........

Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1598376)

I'm sure you've figured out that those look NOTHING like the answers I would have come up with.. lol

Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1598383)

Unfortunately my NOTHING playtime is done. I have to go to you know where.......

Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1598384)

The bathroom? NOTHING will wait.. lol

Originally Posted by Boomer (Post 1598326)

Mannerly Me is making me say, “Please pardon me for sticking my nose in here.”

But, Nosy Me is making me ask this question because I am nothing but just plain curious about something.

This question is for Nucky:

Dear Nucky,

Did your high school English teacher ever spot how creative and clever your writing can be?

Nosily and sincerely,
Mrs. Boomer, Room 101

Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1598380)

I am NOTHING but a walking encyclopedia of useless information.

Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1598372)

What is a four letter word ending in K that means to have intercourse? Talk
What is it on a man that is round and hard, and sticks so far out of his pajamas that you can hang a hat on it? His head

Just a lot of NOTHING

Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1598481)

The Ultimate: What is 12 inches and white??

NOTHING! :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1598481)

The Ultimate: What is 12 inches and white??

Scroll down.

NOTHING! :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1598500)

And here my angelic mind went to NOTHING but a Subway sandwich.. :1rotfl:

Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1598479)

How do Mrs. Boomerroonie! It funny but the High School English teacher was also the Typing Teacher so we cut a deal. He would pass me in typing if I kept my wrist's from slouching down onto the keyboard and he would give extra credit work which I ate up. Good grades were financially rewarded at our house. So he passed me in typing because I tried so hard in English. I loved the English Class because the Teacher, Mr. Edmunds kept it interesting. Sounds nuts but its true.

When real life kicked in I had to find a way to speak with people who did not speak a da English to Goodly. The thing is never ever making them nervous or you are finished and just finding a common ground to start at. My English is really Spanglish. I even think in NOTHING but Spanglish. It helps Mrs. Boomer that I usually have the patience of two saints. :pray:

I love to think outside the box and be creative but I have to be careful because I don't want to offend anyone except one person. If it (he or she) was standing next to a pool burning I wouldn't push it in to put it out. I would NOTHING but let it burn! :blahblahblah:

We are here to have NOTHING but fun and oh boy would you be a Great Addition to the gang. Peace Out Mrs. Boomer, don't take any Wooden Nickels! :1rotfl:

Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1598536)

:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl: You really think us NOTHINGS are going to buy that?

Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1598546)

I was trying to keep with the turtle thing we had going on earlier. NOTHING doing, huh? lol

Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1598550)

I may have been born at night but it was not last night...so yeah...NOTHING doing.

Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1598562)

I know exactly what he was thinking and you know I want NOTHING to do with talking about that.

Originally Posted by BK001 (Post 1598497)

And here I thought I was the only one who did nothing but push the TOTV limits!

Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1598566)

Tell that to Nucky. I had NOTHING to do with it..

Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1598579)

Blaming others is becoming NOTHING but a trend here I see.

Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1598579)

Blaming others is becoming NOTHING but a trend here I see.

Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1598592)

So it seems our deer herd may be trimmed down tomorrow, but I'm having NOTHING to do with it. I've done enough damage this year.

Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1598593)

Mrs. K. made a chicken pot pie for dinner. Not sure if it was from a happy chicken or not. Chances are it wasn't. Can't imagine a chicken being happy when it is NOTHING but baked in crust.. lol

Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1598595)

And you ate it?!? What the NOTHING is that all about? I thought you hated chicken.....

Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1598596)

I am NOTHING but miserable. I should have gone to the doctor today but didn't and now my eye is horrible. I thought it was just viral and would go away by itself but now I am not so sure. Tomorrow I am definitely going.

Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1598594)

Is hunting season opening? NOTHING will thin the herd faster. Well, except maybe for a certain Deer Crashing NOTHING..

Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1598600)

Bow and arrow. Some guys may be setting up tree stands in our backyard tomorrow. I told my husband it would be NOTHING but helpful if he let me know when they were going to do this so I could close the blinds. :shocked:

One year we had some young guys do it right on the edge of our property and we didn't know it. Our bedroom faces that way and we rarely close the blinds because it's so private back there. I mean I don't want to be responsible for scaring someone to death.:1rotfl: