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Taltarzac725 12-16-2018 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1608274)
11,000 posts. 11,000 pages would be NOTHING but excessive.. lol

You are right. 1100 pages. Me and my numbers and not for NOTHING.

Nucky 12-16-2018 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1608276)
You like the Steelers??? I knew there was something besides NOTHING that I liked about you......but what is The Fish?? Miami Dolphins??

Franco Harris etc, etc, etc, IMHO, you can't be in NOTHING but your correct mind if you don't like the Steelers, ever since I was a little kid, well ever since I was young I have always followed them. Just Fantastic.

Remember when someone I really think is great took a shot at our beloved NOTHING, Nada, NUTTIN thread because it was a waste of time well all the Big minds who a great people are speaking about Climate Dilemmas on another thread and I think they almost have the entire world straightened out. Maybe a few more posts should do it.

It wouldn't be nice for me to take a shot at them so why was the shot taken at us? Just defending Mom, Apple Pie, (I don't like Apple Pie), Buy American, The Flag, Not Kneeling at the wrong time and our Glorious NOTHING Thread.

Peace out, Good Night Again For Real! :ohdear:

Three more days, are we home yet? :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

fw102807 12-17-2018 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1608272)
I'm not sure how much of a sports fan I'll be when we get there. Games are way too late compared to the west coast. Then again I'll NOTHING else to do after they roll up the sidewalks.. lol

Once you get here you can start looking for your next house since I've heard moving is NOTHING but a hobby down here.

Nucky 12-17-2018 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1608302)
Once you get here you can start looking for your next house since I've heard moving is NOTHING but a hobby down here.

I'm in NOTHING but recovery from The Open House Syndrome. Can't help myself. Hardly look at anything over our heads but its a great education for when you get ready to buy. I passed about six this past weekend without going in because that s normally what starts all the trouble.

Taltarzac725 12-17-2018 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1608073)
204, 404 views as of 12/16/2018 8:40 AM EST. Kind of slow on NOTHING of late.

204, 970 is the view count as of 12/17/2018 Monday 8:49 AM EST.

We seem to be in the XMas and other holiday rate. :welcome:

Taltarzac725 12-17-2018 08:52 AM

Ran into a bunch of regulars from the Paradise Lake Villages dog park and boy did they have some jokes. Some way too risque to put on here and not for NOTHING.

Their version was a bit more R rated and told with a lot more drama but here is a more PG rated one--

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The Psychiatrist and Proctologist
Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors."

The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to read, "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."

This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to "Catatonics and High Colonics."

No go.

Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives."

Thumbs down again.

Then came "Minds and Behinds."

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes."

Unacceptable again!

So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts."

Not a chance.

"Nuts and Butts?"

No way.

"Freaks and Cheeks?"

Abby10 12-17-2018 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1608314)
I'm in NOTHING but recovery from The Open House Syndrome. Can't help myself. Hardly look at anything over our heads but its a great education for when you get ready to buy. I passed about six this past weekend without going in because that s normally what starts all the trouble.

You and I have so much in common sometimes it scares me, Nucky - lol. I'm the same way about house hunting whether I'm actively looking or not. If I'm driving by an interesting open house my wheels just want to turn in that direction. I agree with you wholeheartedly about the education part. Even my sales agent down there who is one of the top guys always tells me if you see what you want call me because you're often on it before I can even get to it. Our PV went on the market at 5pm and I called our agent at 5:05pm and bought it site unseen - no pics even up yet. I already knew exactly what it would look like from the description except what the exterior color would be. You learn so much by studying the lay of the land and going to open houses. Also by researching info on here, the county appraiser's website, and other sources that by the time you buy you can really be specific about what you want and where.

In fact, I'm thinking if you and i ever feel a need to get jobs down there maybe we should team up and get jobs as RE agents with TV - The Nucky and Abby Team - "We'll treat your home buying experience as if it were NOTHING but our own" :1rotfl:

And on that note, I better get my job done here or you retirees won't know what day it is - it's Monday, December 17th - better get that Christmas shopping wrapped up!

Abby10 12-17-2018 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1608342)
Ran into a bunch of regulars from the Paradise Lake Villages dog park and boy did they have some jokes. Some way too risque to put on here and not for NOTHING.

Their version was a bit more R rated and told with a lot more drama but here is a more PG rated one--

That is pretty darn funny, Tal. :clap2: You sure that wasn't a Nucky joke? Sounds like something he would come up with in that NOTHING but genius mind of his.

fw102807 12-17-2018 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1608349)
In fact, I'm thinking if you and i ever feel a need to get jobs down there maybe we should team up and get jobs as RE agents with TV - The Nucky and Abby Team - "We'll treat your home buying experience as if it were NOTHING but our own" :1rotfl:

:coolsmiley: I would NOTHING but highly recommend you!

Brawnwy123 12-17-2018 09:31 AM

OK, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

BK001 12-17-2018 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1608342)
Ran into a bunch of regulars from the Paradise Lake Villages dog park and boy did they have some jokes. Some way too risque to put on here and not for NOTHING.

Their version was a bit more R rated and told with a lot more drama but here is a more PG rated one--

The joke started out really good but I expected nothing less than a punchline and on that note, sorry Tal, it did not deliver. Did you leave it out because it is too risque?

Taltarzac725 12-17-2018 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by BK001 (Post 1608366)
The joke started out really good but I expected nothing less than a punchline and on that note, sorry Tal, it did not deliver. Did you leave it out because it is too risque?

No. Just the site I was looking at only had that.

Here is the rest of it and the man from the Lake Paradise Dog Park did include this. He told it differently in a more entertaining fashion and not for NOTHING. I did wonder if Nucky knew any of these people even though they all had small pooches.

Quote:

The Psychiatrist and Proctologist
Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors."

The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to read,
"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."

This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to
"Catatonics and High Colonics."
No go.

Next, they tried
"Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives."
Thumbs down again.

Then came "Minds and Behinds." Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in
"Lost Souls and Butt Holes."
Unacceptable again!

So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts."
Not a chance.

"Nuts and Butts?" No way.

"Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go.

"Loons and Moons?" Forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with:

Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, "Odds and Ends."

Everyone loved it.

Taltarzac725 12-17-2018 10:13 AM

Another funny joke was the deaf woman on the bus and her communications with the bus driver. Here is a YouTube for you NOTHING people. This lady tells it well. **** I'm on the wrong bus joke - YouTube

I would say this is PG -rated if that.


I rarely if ever tell jokes in person. No good at it. I suppose I could practice and get better at it.

This group of people did remind me of Nucky and I wondered if he knew any of them? Just cannot remember the name of Nucky's boxer? I do remember that he/she passed. :( I will not post any people's nor pets' names on here but maybe Nucky recognizes some of the jokes told even though I suppose these are all told frequently here in the Villages. A private message might work?

Some of these people also might read Talk of the Villages and the NOTHING thread. I am sure I will run into them again.

Abby10 12-17-2018 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Brawnwy123 (Post 1608356)
OK, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

You've been here before so you know better -

NOTHING violation....:police:

Better luck next time.....:)

fw102807 12-17-2018 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1608383)
You've been here before so you know better -

NOTHING violation....:police:

Better luck next time.....:)

You either get NOTHING or you don't.

Taltarzac725 12-17-2018 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1608389)
You either get NOTHING or you don't.

Maybe he/she was all out of NOTHING?

Abby10 12-17-2018 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1608389)
You either get NOTHING or you don't.

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1608391)
Maybe he/she was all out of NOTHING?

No excuses for not issuing a NOTHING violation when one is in order, especially in the absence of the Kommander. Here are the 2 things I have learned to make my life easier -

1) Keep my husband happy at home

2) Keep the Kommander happy on NOTHING

Kenswing 12-17-2018 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1608302)
Once you get here you can start looking for your next house since I've heard moving is NOTHING but a hobby down here.

Our next move is NOTHING but our last move. Unless of course it isn't.. lol

Kenswing 12-17-2018 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1608408)
No excuses for not issuing a NOTHING violation when one is in order, especially in the absence of the Kommander. Here are the 2 things I have learned to make my life easier -

1) Keep my husband happy at home

2) Keep the Kommander happy on NOTHING

Your priorities are NOTHING but perfect.. lol

Taltarzac725 12-17-2018 01:45 PM

Finished watching Mission Impossible: Fallout and was very excited by the length of the Blu-Ray. And not for NOTHING. One of these actresses has shown up on my Facebook page every so often as have probably a few hundred more on-and-off over the past five years or so.

We talk about "stuff" once in a while.

A while back I did have one from another very well known movie from 2018 send me a private message and ask me if I liked kids. I did say "yes, of course". Did not know what to do with this as you never are sure who is at the other end of these conversations sometimes even when you are talking to the actual person. Actors!

BK001 12-17-2018 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1608371)
No. Just the site I was looking at only had that.

Here is the rest of it and the man from the Lake Paradise Dog Park did include this. He told it differently in a more entertaining fashion and not for NOTHING. I did wonder if Nucky knew any of these people even though they all had small pooches.


Yes, that definitely made an improvement ... nothing, if not less of a cliffhanger.

BK001 12-17-2018 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1608371)
I did wonder if Nucky knew any of these people even though they all had small pooches.

Hey T,

Nothing but double checking -- did you mean pooches or pouches?

PS

Or paunches?

Taltarzac725 12-17-2018 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by BK001 (Post 1608475)
Hey T,

Nothing but double checking -- did you mean pooches or pouches?


Carry All Pouches | Society6

Dogs and not purses or fanny packs or whatever and not for NOTHING.

I do go to the Paradise Dog Park but not all that often.

Kenswing 12-17-2018 04:07 PM

It's getting NOTHING but weird around here.. lol

Taltarzac725 12-17-2018 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1608513)
It's getting NOTHING but weird around here.. lol

NOTHING but the truth.

fw102807 12-17-2018 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1608513)
It's getting NOTHING but weird around here.. lol

Maybe...maybe not...NOTHING but how you look at it.

Taltarzac725 12-17-2018 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1608518)
Maybe...maybe not...NOTHING but how you look at it.

THE X FILES the truth is out there - YouTube

Seems appropriate today. And not for NOTHING.

It had some really good episodes and whether or not there are UFOs and the like seems to depend a lot on whether you have encountered one or not. And/or how open minded you are. I think there is intelligent life out there but being smart they would want to avoid contacting us for as long as possible just because they are intelligent.

Nucky 12-17-2018 04:42 PM

Speaking of weird around here. I've got NOTHING.

Kenswing 12-17-2018 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1608534)
Speaking of weird around here. I've got NOTHING.

Yes, you do have NOTHING. Are you going to share it with the rest of us?

fw102807 12-17-2018 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1608534)
Speaking of weird around here. I've got NOTHING.

NOTHING is exactly what you are supposed to have. What's weird about that?

Nucky 12-17-2018 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1608537)
NOTHING is exactly what you are supposed to have. What's weird about that?

Isn't it weird that I have NOTHING to share? I can't recall that ever happening before!

OK, maybe just a little something instead of NOTHING. How in the name of Sweet Mary Jane did they come up with the ideer of James, James Bond being an alcoholic? From what I understand NOTHING or NOBODY is allowed to make that determination except JAMES himself. I do believe he has gone looking for love in some of the wrong places, I heard some lady scream flip me over in one of the movies, it was OctaNOTHING after he had only an average of F O U R drinks per movie.

So in contusion, the entire world is in Alcohol trouble except they are all shaken and not stirred. Can you imagine the boneheaded :1rotfl::1rotfl: crackhead that said 4 drinkie poos makes a problem drinker out of a perskin! NOTHING but foolishness Mrs. MoneyNickel. (Inflation) See Yous later. Another Party! I'm designated driver again. Whoopie!

fw102807 12-17-2018 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1608560)
Isn't it weird that I have NOTHING to share? I can't recall that ever happening before!

OK, maybe just a little something instead of NOTHING. How in the name of Sweet Mary Jane did they come up with the ideer of James, James Bond being an alcoholic? From what I understand NOTHING or NOBODY is allowed to make that determination except JAMES himself. I do believe he has gone looking for love in some of the wrong places, I heard some lady scream flip me over in one of the movies, it was OctaNOTHING after he had only an average of F O U R drinks per movie.

So in contusion, the entire world is in Alcohol trouble except they are all shaken and not stirred. Can you imagine the boneheaded :1rotfl::1rotfl: crackhead that said 4 drinkie poos makes a problem drinker out of a perskin! NOTHING but foolishness Mrs. MoneyNickel. (Inflation) See Yous later. Another Party! I'm designated driver again. Whoopie!

4 drinks would definitely have me in NOTHING but trouble. There was a time I could do it but not anymore.

Taltarzac725 12-17-2018 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1608568)
4 drinks would definitely have me in NOTHING but trouble. There was a time I could do it but not anymore.

I would be vomiting that four drinks up all over NOTHING. Happened before but not since getting in a drinking contest with Sandra, Lucy, Cheryl, Steve and company while at the U of Denver Graduate School of Librarianship and Information Management. Us librarians went out partying almost every other night but that was mostly just apple, raspberry, strawberry, etc, margaritas. Our drinking was with whiskey, bourbon, vodka and other hard liquors drunken as fast as we could. The librarians I encountered were pretty hard drinkers. The students anyway.

My Iraqi friend from the U of Mosul did not drink that I remember. He would stay with his wife when she was in the US and I never got to see her as she was always in another room. Other Muslim women would mingle but his wife stayed in their bedroom.

Abby10 12-17-2018 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1608513)
It's getting NOTHING but weird around here.. lol

You're telling me! I don't know what's going on here today. It seems I can follow NOTHING and I'm not so sure I'd want to even if I could. :confused:

Abby10 12-17-2018 08:51 PM

Busy day at work and my brain is too tired to figure out NOTHING so I'm just gonna to to bed. Good night, all. :wave:

Kenswing 12-17-2018 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1608610)
Busy day at work and my brain is too tired to figure out NOTHING so I'm just gonna to to bed. Good night, all. :wave:

Good night, Abby..

I have a long day tomorrow. I'm leaving the house around 5:30. So if I don't log in don't think NOTHING of it.

Nucky 12-17-2018 09:57 PM

It's because you NOTHING but forgot your Decoder Ring.

Mrs. Abby, is it true that the dreaded snow has started to fall up Yonder?

Taltarzac725 12-17-2018 10:48 PM

The war ravaged the library of Mosul University. The Czechs want to return the center of education to the Iraqi people - Člověk v tisni

Been looking at my old friend's library at the University of Mosul and it looks like groups in various countries are trying to restock some of the books that were burned. I had not heard from this friend since around 1986 because our letters just got too heated. I mean with animosity. He had became radicalized against the West by 1986.

Was a gentle soul in 1983-1984 at the University of Denver Library School.

Terrible and not for NOTHING what happened to the city and the people of Mosul.

Google the Mosul Library if you know anyone who might be able to help with the rebuilding of the library and contact these people.

I do think a lot of people read the NOTHING thread.

My friend- or former friend or whatever you want to call him was still at the U of Mosul library around 2012 but whenever I tried Googling him some time after that never found much of anything.

https://www.givemn.org/story/Rebuild...y590261448b89f

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Once a major center of learning in the Middle East, the library at the University of Mosul was destroyed by ISIS when they occupied the city in June 2014. The militants methodically burned nearly all of the one million books, manuscripts, and historic maps saving only a few chemistry textbooks that they used to build crude explosives. One of the finest libraries in the Middle East was burned to the ground.

Abby10 12-18-2018 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1608613)
Good night, Abby..

I have a long day tomorrow. I'm leaving the house around 5:30. So if I don't log in don't think NOTHING of it.

Thanks for letting me know that. You know I would have been NOTHING but worried wondering if you were okay. Have a good and safe day.

Taltarzac725 12-18-2018 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1608340)
204, 970 is the view count as of 12/17/2018 Monday 8:49 AM EST.

We seem to be in the XMas and other holiday rate. :welcome:

205, 448 count as of 12/18/2018 1:32 AM EST. Up early. Not for long and not for NOTHING.


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