Abby, Abby, Abby we are NOTHING without you :sigh:

Maybe she is busy taping a Shark Week Episode or NOTHING but Alligator Wrestling. The most likely reason is NOTHING more than the COMCAST connection near her house was eaten by a DEER. :blahblahblah:

I wonder if tomwed ever takes NOTHING but a PeekaBoo at NOTHING? He was more fun than a Barrel Full Of Monkeys!

And he had NOTHING but the best recipes. I still use some of them.

NOTHING is hot.

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The 24 hour 8:55 AM EST NOTHING tally for 8/5 to 8/6/2019 is--

1203. :a040::coolsmiley:

Was busy yesterday doing errands and donating platelets at One Blood. So, I was away from NOTHING for quite some time.

Ran into a friend who is the daughter of a Los Angeles chef. Had not seen her for a while. She used to live near San Jose, CA and is very interested in religion and religious studies so we have things in common. Older married lady.

I have talked to her quite a bit on other days.

Not sure if she does TOTV or not.

I'm running late this morning. So I'll say NOTHING and leave..

After one failed attempt to extract enough lung tissue, nothing but another bronchoscopy in Ocala tomorrow. Not looking forward to it. Oh well.

You must have been NOTHING but bad in a previous life! Hoping things turn around for you soon.

I sometimes think I must have been someone like Billy the Kid in a former life and am paying for his many sins now. And not for NOTHING.

Sometimes NOTHING is a great thing to have.

Memory Lane: Can't sell our house, this problem that problem :blahblahblah: and everyone finally makes it to the Promised Land to Doctor Constantly.

It's Sucks BK but stay strong, All Of NOTHING is rooting 4 UUUUUUU!

I hate the testing of stuff especially when they can't get their sample on the first shot. The Women that take Blood at my Doctor are a Gift From Above. They don't throw darts and hope for the best or put the needle in and move it around till they hit the target. When anybody tries that with me I ask for them to take the seat and I'll try to get blood from them.

Good Luck tomorrow BK :super: :boxing2: :pray:

I wish you NOTHING but good luck in Ocala.

Me too. Hope things go NOTHING but well.

NOTHING about that sounds like any fun. I hope everything goes smoothly for you tomorrow. :pray:

National Purple Heart Day 2019

NOTHING but gratitude on Purple Heart Day, Wednesday, August 7, 2019.

NOTHING is quiet this morning.

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Still getting a lot of views of late though with the 24 cycle for 8/6 to 8/7 8:55 AM EST tallying at 876. :bigbow:

Have to take NOTHING but a moment to hope things are going well for our NOTHING Buddy in Ocala. :pray:

NOTHING but there with you Nucky. :bigbow:

I hope the results are no more serious than NOTHING.

It's so foggy this morning that I can see NOTHING..

FOGGY, Ah that reminds me of a joke that would have you rolling on the ground laughing. NOTHING but one problem, it's to rough for this format. :1rotfl: :mademyday:

I doubt if it was this one and not for NOTHING.

" I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist."

source: Fog Jokes - Mist Jokes

Try us. We like to roll on the floor laughing on the NOTHING thread.
I can't speak for other NOTHINGS, but I think we will survive rough humour.

It's too rough by far. If I NOTHING but clean it up there is no use in even trying. I like the extra letter you put into certain words. It's NOTHING but cooul with me! :1rotfl:

Come on, Nucky. No guts no glory. If you get hit with the Ban Stick the pain will be over in NOTHING but a few days.. :1rotfl:

I'm back! And all in one piece LOL. Too bad I didn't come back to a rough and ready joke that is too raunchy for Nothing! I would have liked that.

Thank you all for your good wishes. A couple of days for the pathology report and then I start chemo and radiation. Our golden years are turning out to be just a wee bit tarnished LOL but it beats the alternative. So I think I will mosey over to the joke thread and post one for the gipper.

Just Google NOTHING and dirty jokes. Stuff pops up. And welcome back.

I read about 40 of these dirty jokes and they are way too foul for TOTV.

With our home packed up for our upcoming move to TV, we have NOTHING to sit on

Then I guess you'll be sitting on NOTHING..

Have a safe move..

I hope you have NOTHING but safe travels.

In 1996 I drove from the SF Bay area through LA to the Grand Canyon down to the Meteor Crater then to El Paso, TX. Continued to Austin, TX and had visited then or after the Alamo. Headed to Louisiana and stopped in Mobile Bay to see the USS Alabama and the USS Drum. Went to various beaches in Florida's panhandle and eventually reached Palm Harbor, FL. All alone. My parents were travelling with the dog and not wandering around like I like to do. I just pointed in a direction and saw what happened.

Did get a speeding ticket in a West Texas town, Van Horn, that is a big part of the commercial Space Race. Think Jeff Bezos has a ranch near there.

I do not do that now that I am 60.

Thanks for the kind words. After planning this for a couple of years, there is NOTHING to stop us now...

NOTHING but happy for you. If you get snagged with any problemos when you arrive just come on the Forum and help and advice will be plentiful. We know what it's like to wait, I can say for sure that it's all worth it. Best of luck to you. :clap2:

NOTHING is still a hot topic on Talk of the Villages.

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Thursday's 24 hour 8:55 AM EST tally from Wednesday is a whopping 1155 views. :MOJE_whot:

I see that those words are NOTHING but true. However, I've made some errors before and am trying to keep my act a little cleaner. I would be thrown out of Florida if I put this one in writing. :1rotfl:

The lady golfer came in from her round on the course. The golf pro asked her how she did.

"Terrible. I got stung by a wasp!"

"Where'd it sting you?"

"Between the first and second hole."

"Well first of all, your stance is too wide."

I hope this one makes the NOTHING cut. I means stays on NOTHING but is also seen as funny.

I Vote for NOTHING but cute and acceptable there Shecky Greene. :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

:1rotfl: On that note, I'm NOTHING but out of here for the day..

I did look at a lot of jokes which were a lot dirtier and found them NOTHING but inappropriate for TOTV's Just for Fun.