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Kenswing 08-20-2018 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by tomwed (Post 1573526)
I hate typing on a smart phone, apple or android. Does anyone use a talk to text app they would recommend? I could look online, and an anonymous review is better then nothing, maybe, but what is best is a review from someone you know who uses a talk to text app that woks with TOTV all the time.

In fact if I was a moderator----I would jump in this conversation too. That convenience would encourage growth.

If you find something that works let me know. NOTHING worse than typing on a phone..

Kenswing 08-20-2018 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by tomwed (Post 1573535)
Since we have a pharmacist online, I have a question. I bought some metal bar stools with wooden seats and boy oh boy are they uncomfortable. I can't sew so I can't make cushions. I can't afford a professional. And the likelihood of finding a cushion that's the right color and fits is rather remote. So last night before the movie I was in Walgreens, looking for nothing in particular, killing time and I saw a bottle of stool softeners and took them before I went to bed but so far the bar stools are no softer. How long does it take to work?

NOTHING but hilarious..

Abby10 08-20-2018 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1573592)
If you find something that works let me know. NOTHING worse than typing on a phone..

I'm glad you're here. I'm just about ready to leave for work and thinking, gee, I hope you're still in bed for a good reason and not because you're sicker than you first thought. How's the sore throat today?

Anyway, about the phone thing - have you guys tried to use the microphone on your keypad and talk your way via google to TOTV then to the NOTHING thread? Not sure how far that will get you but my husband uses it all the time to look up stuff, call people, etc. Don't ask me because I know NOTHING and I'm sure you both already know that much. I guess the need for the app would come into play for the actual posting feature.

fw102807 08-20-2018 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by tomwed (Post 1573560)
I had to squeeze the word nothing in the post. Putting silliness aside I think there is voice control with smart phone. Like that thing Amazon sells for your at home network.

Sometimes the pressure to get your NOTHING in is real.

tomwed 08-20-2018 02:28 PM

I just saw Mile 22. It was very exciting, action packed, guns, ammo, bombs, drone, you name it, nothing was missing except for one thing, the plot. Could someone explain it to me?

fw102807 08-20-2018 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by tomwed (Post 1573659)
I just saw Mile 22. It was very exciting, action packed, guns, ammo, bombs, drone, you name it, nothing was missing except for one thing, the plot. Could someone explain it to me?

According to the critics "Mile 22' is Mark Wahlberg's incoherent ode to mediocre white men with big guns" Sounds like NOTHING I plan to see.

fw102807 08-20-2018 06:06 PM

NOTHING but a really nice piece about the wildfire firefighters

California firefighters perform random acts of kindness while battling wildfires - CBS News

Kenswing 08-20-2018 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1573714)
NOTHING but a really nice piece about the wildfire firefighters

California firefighters perform random acts of kindness while battling wildfires - CBS News

NOTHING but cool.. Thanks for posting that..

Kenswing 08-20-2018 08:29 PM

I get home and you guys NOTHING but clam up..

fw102807 08-20-2018 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1573739)
I get home and you guys NOTHING but clam up..

I love clams but when you come from the northeast they are very disappointing down here. I have found that tomatoes and apples are also NOTHING but tasteless in the south. The citrus however is delicious.

tomwed 08-20-2018 09:28 PM

We didn't mean to be shellfish.
Maybe this is a good time for a nothing story.
For years we would visit Cape May on the coast. My favorite restaurant among many was Louisa's. It was as big as my living room, seating 16 and the specials rotated daily depending on what was caught or what was fresh. I ordered the mussels. They arrived along with a lovely bowl of clear dipping sauce. I was feeling a little haughty in such a fine establishment until the waitress came over and asked me if I knew I was dipping the mussels in a bowl that was meant to wash my fingers.
We were elbow to elbow but everyone pretended not to hear or notice. I must admit they did tastes better when I didn't rinse off the sauce.

Kenswing 08-20-2018 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by tomwed (Post 1573752)
We didn't mean to be shellfish.
Maybe this is a good time for a nothing story.
For years we would visit Cape May on the coast. My favorite restaurant among many was Louisa's. It was as big as my living room, seating 16 and the specials rotated daily depending on what was caught or what was fresh. I ordered the mussels. They arrived along with a lovely bowl of clear dipping sauce. I was feeling a little haughty in such a fine establishment until the waitress came over and asked me if I knew I was dipping the mussels in a bowl that was meant to wash my fingers.
We were elbow to elbow but everyone pretended not to hear or notice. I must admit they did tastes better when I didn't rinse off the sauce.

ROFL.. Aren't muscles NOTHING but better with a little lemon water?

tomwed 08-20-2018 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1573753)
ROFL.. Aren't muscles NOTHING but better with a little lemon water?

I was paying for the fancy, tasty sauce but nothing was left after I dipped them in the finger bowl.

Someday I will write the nothing story of my first visit to a Mexican Restaurant and what I did to the Gazpacho.

Nucky 08-20-2018 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by tomwed (Post 1573752)
We didn't mean to be shellfish.
Maybe this is a good time for a nothing story.
For years we would visit Cape May on the coast. My favorite restaurant among many was Louisa's. It was as big as my living room, seating 16 and the specials rotated daily depending on what was caught or what was fresh. I ordered the mussels. They arrived along with a lovely bowl of clear dipping sauce. I was feeling a little haughty in such a fine establishment until the waitress came over and asked me if I knew I was dipping the mussels in a bowl that was meant to wash my fingers.
We were elbow to elbow but everyone pretended not to hear or notice. I must admit they did tastes better when I didn't rinse off the sauce.

You know NOTHING, you are one funny dude. We have our own private Sheckey Greene.:1rotfl:

Ever been to to
the Ugly Mug in Cape May? Eh!

tomwed 08-20-2018 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1573758)
You know NOTHING, you are one funny dude. We have our own private Sheckey Greene.:1rotfl:

Ever been to to
the Ugly Mug in Cape May? Eh!

Shekky Green did not know the right words. My dad did not know the right words. I have a nothing story about my dad Nucky from NJ will appreciate..

My Uncle Howie and Aunt Phil [short for Phylis] were visiting. I was sitting at the kitchen table just listening. My dad started to brag about my brother in law and sister. He said Michael and Janet are living at Glassboro State College. Mike is the dorm director and he is getting his Masters and Janet is teaching Home Ec. He said Mike doesn't have his Masters right now but he is working on his feces.

[i just sat there and no one knew he misspoke]

I've been to the Ugly Mug many times. I thinks it's the highest point in town at 8 feet.


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