I was 98 lbs when I met the future Mrs.Nuckster, I am not that much anymore. She loves to cook and I love :mmmm: to eat. A match made in heaven. Nothing could keep me from my goal of eating like a human today and I succeeded. And that is better than eating a big meal and dessert.

I had a dream last night that today's meal :mmmm: was going to be a big deer head on the table with a car emblem on the chain. That part was foggy but the deer did have a Pennsylvania license plate on its kiester. Maybe the chain had a Toyota, Honda, Benz or Hyundai insignia. Anyway, lunch :mmmm: was great Happy Easter mostly all!

The Deer kept saying in a Goat's Voice......Nothing...Nothing....Nothing!

OMG, Nucky, you keep cracking me up!!

And you even had it right on the first guess - it was NOTHING but a Toyota.

You're killing me.. I can see NOTHING but a rapping deer.. :1rotfl:

kiester
I can't remember the last time I heard the word keister. When I was a kid I would hear the adults say it all the time. keep em coming

NOTHING Violation.. :police:

I got caught up in keister nostalgia. Nothing to see here. Just move along.

The right keister can be NOTHING but nostalgic.. lol

NOTHING but a little early for that, isn't it?

Signed,

Den Mother

No worries, tomwed. We all sometimes get caught up in the moment and forget about NOTHING.

Keep coming back and in no time, all you'll be thinking about is NOTHING. :D

It's after 10:00 your time.. NOTHING goes.. :MOJE_whot:

On that note, I'm turning in.

I'm sure W will be around soon.....NOTHING but trouble then.

Don't fret over the Keister issue. Nothing would be better than getting Rapscallion St. Crotch on our thread he has a flair for mangling the English Language perfectly. Nothin but a funny man I tell Ya.

Tomwed has been paroled after a year and a half away. He is Nothing but a prolific poster and a real wise guy with the wit. Tom, you have to get the word Nothing interjected into each post on this thread or someone will ejaculate the penalty flag at you. You got this bud. We missed you being around and showed up at just the right time. Party on but lay off the Tilapia. We need you around healthy.

Do you remember the joke you cranked off on me when I was searching for a home before we actually moved here? That's what I mean, You are a funny guy, I don't remember what I did this afternoon but remember the one you slid by me a while back.

Goodnight Abbey Road. I heard that the roads up there are in for Nothing more than 3 to 5 inches. Be careful, please. :police: :cold: :wave::angel:

Thank you, Nucky. Doesn't look too bad here this morning and the afternoon temps will rise, so hopefully will end up being a NOTHINGburger.

I see W didn't show up last night. He must have had something other than NOTHING to do. :shrug:

Just dropped off my Transit Connect for attention to two recalls and an oil change. The nice Service Writer Lady instead of heading me into the Shuttle gave me a brand new loaded to the Max Ford Flex-A-Rooney. Wow is today my day or what. Where is the closest Black Jack Table. Just kidding. Nothing but Happy that nice lady made my day.

I love those kind of surprises. NOTHING but fun - enjoy!

Our predicted snow turned into less than a NOTHING burger. It didn't even rain.. It's only 35* but at least there's little patches of blue in the sky.

He didn't get sent to the penalty box again, did he? I didn't see any hugely outrageous posts from him. Although he is NOTHING but unpredictable.. lol

He also thinks out of the box. To be efficient he may do Nothing more than send the offendable post directly to the Big Bosses. We may never even see the bad ones anymore. He is very smart like that and it would save time which we know he likes. He did mention he was tired yesterday. Maybe overdoing retirementburgeville a bit?

I didn't get a Flex today Its Nothing more than an Escape Titanium. Fancy Smancy. Looks like an airline cockpit. Nice gesture on their part anyway just off by several models. That explains why it was a little tight in the hips.

I never guessed there were rules and was too lazy to take the time to read the first post. I took the risk posting expecting to achieve something. In other words, nothing ventured, nothing gained

Geezzz tomwed, I was hope'in U would come-back & Tell Nucky>> I'll trade U NOTHING for NOTNING....:D

Y'All come back now ya hear.......

Something tells me you're going to end up being a star here in NOTHINGVILLE. After all, being lazy is all part and parcel of doing NOTHING.

Speaking of the W-man, I often wondered that myself about him. Hope he graces us with his NOTHINGNESS tonight.

And as far as you go, Nucky, you deserved NOTHING less than that Flex. Sorry it didn't work out for you.

U R right Abby, LAZZY, IS part of what is Happening here in NOTHINGVILLE....:highfive:

There is nothing more tedious and boring than this thread. Nothing would be better than removing the whole thread. I have nothing more to say on this matter.

3 NOTHING'S in one post? You should have tried for one more and it probably would have been a record.

Of course, your prize would have been NOTHING.

Welcome, Yung Dum!

Mrs. K made rice krispie treats using half regular and half chocolate rice krispies.. NOTHING but heaven..

You have too much fun at your house. Can't wait until you move to TV, we'll all be coming to your place. NOTHING like a party at Mr & Mrs K's!

Then the next day, we'll all have to meet at the gym to burn it off - lol

Just found this Yung Dum -

The Real Alfred E.

Alfred E. Neuman, himself, may have his origins in NOTHING.

NOTHING better than neighborhood BBQ's..

Every morning I give Mrs. K the weather report for The Villages.. She says that's cruel and unusual punishment.. lol

She's right - NOTHING but cruel. But whatever works, I guess - lol

Good catch, Abby..

Alfred has a pedigree.. He can actually trace his roots back to NOTHING..

My sister did that genealogy thing.. She hasn't gone back far enough yet to reach NOTHING.

BLASPHEMY ! I have NOTHING else to say on this matter.


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The prodigal son returns.. Your NOTHING absence has been noted..

I know, the NOTHINGmobile is taking up a lot of my NOTHINGNESS time. Last night I attended an Easter party, not a dinner, a party. Who does this ? Villagers do. Why ? Any excuse is a good excuse to P-A-R-T-Y [emoji3]


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Hey Young Dumby, Nothing but bad energy coming from you. Skip this thread, problem solved or stop by and be disrespectful, your choice.

A Transit Connect ? NOTHING but a tradesman’s vehicle. You going into business without your Goombah ?


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I’m the slacker ? Where are all the NOTHINGS this beautiful AM ?


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Good morning, NOTHING brother. So good to see you back.

Not so beautiful up here though. You'll have to send me a picture of what I'm missing.