Talk of The Villages Florida

Talk of The Villages Florida (https://www.talkofthevillages.com/forums/)
-   Just For Fun (https://www.talkofthevillages.com/forums/just-fun-109/)
-   -   The Thread About NOTHING (https://www.talkofthevillages.com/forums/just-fun-109/thread-about-nothing-251648/)

Abby10 10-19-2018 10:10 AM

Please keep me out of the main forum, please keep me out of the main forum.......:pray: Thank you, NOTHING.

fw102807 10-19-2018 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1591588)
Please keep me out of the main forum, please keep me out of the main forum.......:pray: Thank you, NOTHING.

Come back to NOTHING Abby...NOTHING out there is worth getting upset about

Abby10 10-19-2018 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1591591)
Come back to NOTHING Abby...NOTHING out there is worth getting upset about

As long as I don't engage, I will be NOTHING but fine. Thanks for the encouragement. I keep hearing K in my ear - it's a choice, it's a choice :blahblahblah::blahblahblah::blahblahblah:. I hate to admit when he's right - lol.

fw102807 10-19-2018 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1591593)
As long as I don't engage, I will be NOTHING but fine. Thanks for the encouragement. I keep hearing K in my ear - it's a choice, it's a choice :blahblahblah::blahblahblah::blahblahblah:. I hate to admit when he's right - lol.

NOTHING good ever comes from arguing with ignorant people. The only outcome is you get upset for NOTHING. I just walk away now although it did take me a while and NOTHING to figure this out.

Nucky 10-19-2018 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1591469)
I'm staying out of this.. First fw accuses Nucky of dangling his carrot. Then Nucky goes straight to spanking.. I'm starting to believe that the rumors about The Villages are NOTHING but true.. :coolsmiley:

This reminds me of a man with a medical problem. Poor guy went into a Doctor and said his Carrott turned Orange. Doctor asked if he had any major changes in his life? He replied that he was laid off from his job two weeks before and just sits around the house eating Cheese Doodles and watching Pornos. The Doctor like one of our posters passed out! Maybe this NOTHING but belongs on the Joke Thread.

Mrs. Abby, you have 24 hours to get this joke it's a little involved but doesn't say any discontinued words.

Abby10 10-19-2018 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1591637)
This reminds me of a man with a medical problem. Poor guy went into a Doctor and said his Carrott turned Orange. Doctor asked if he had any major changes in his life? He replied that he was laid off from his job two weeks before and just sits around the house eating Cheese Doodles and watching Pornos. The Doctor like one of our posters passed out! Maybe this NOTHING but belongs on the Joke Thread.

Mrs. Abby, you have 24 hours to get this joke it's a little involved but doesn't say any discontinued words.

You will be NOTHING but surprised to know that I got it right away. Not sure that's such a good thing to admit though......:confused:

fw102807 10-19-2018 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1591637)
This reminds me of a man with a medical problem. Poor guy went into a Doctor and said his Carrott turned Orange. Doctor asked if he had any major changes in his life? He replied that he was laid off from his job two weeks before and just sits around the house eating Cheese Doodles and watching Pornos. The Doctor like one of our posters passed out! Maybe this NOTHING but belongs on the Joke Thread.

Mrs. Abby, you have 24 hours to get this joke it's a little involved but doesn't say any discontinued words.

So bad it makes me look like NOTHING but an :angel:

but funny :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Nucky 10-19-2018 12:26 PM

The day that Kenswing doesn't ever have to hear a Turbo Wind Up on a Diesel Truck Engine will be NOTHING but one of the best days of his life. He may not agree but that's the way it is for me. I DON"T MISS TRUCKS ONE BIT!

NOTHING question of the day. Why does a Mack truck have a Bulldog on the center of the hood facing the driver? If you do know try to clean up the answer appropriatly for the target audience. Still getting over dangling Carrots.

Abby10 10-19-2018 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1591659)
The day that Kenswing doesn't ever have to hear a Turbo Wind Up on a Diesel Truck Engine will be NOTHING but one of the best days of his life. He may not agree but that's the way it is for me. I DON"T MISS TRUCKS ONE BIT!

NOTHING question of the day. Why does a Mack truck have a Bulldog on the center of the hood facing the driver? If you do know try to clean up the answer appropriatly for the target audience. Still getting over dangling Carrots.

I'm feeling NOTHING but adventurous today and having pizza is out of the question so I'll take a wild guess - does it have something to with having balls?

Kenswing 10-19-2018 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1591659)
The day that Kenswing doesn't ever have to hear a Turbo Wind Up on a Diesel Truck Engine will be NOTHING but one of the best days of his life. He may not agree but that's the way it is for me. I DON"T MISS TRUCKS ONE BIT!

NOTHING question of the day. Why does a Mack truck have a Bulldog on the center of the hood facing the driver? If you do know try to clean up the answer appropriatly for the target audience. Still getting over dangling Carrots.

A spooled up turbo is NOTHING but the sound of money.. lol

If the bulldog is facing the driver someone installed it backward.. lol

Kenswing 10-19-2018 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1591593)
As long as I don't engage, I will be NOTHING but fine. Thanks for the encouragement. I keep hearing K in my ear - it's a choice, it's a choice :blahblahblah::blahblahblah::blahblahblah:. I hate to admit when he's right - lol.

It's NOTHING but about time you started listening.. :1rotfl:

Abby10 10-19-2018 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1591724)
It's NOTHING but about time you started listening.. :1rotfl:

My husband's been saying NOTHING but the same thing lately. I guess an old dog can learn new tricks. Did I just call myself a dog?!? Well, better me than you because if you were to say that :boxing2:

fw102807 10-19-2018 02:33 PM

I woke up thinking I was going to get a lot done today and ended up doing NOTHING for most of the day. Oh well there is always tomorrow.

Nucky 10-19-2018 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1591674)
I'm feeling NOTHING but adventurous today and having pizza is out of the question so I'll take a wild guess - does it have something to with having balls?

That answer is in the correct neighborhood.

The Mack Dog is looking down the road and the Driver is looking at The Back of the Dog. NOTHING but an easy answer that one of the Drivers told me. See Yous later. :blahblahblah:

I really disconbuberated the configuration of the Doggie before. My NOTHING bad!

Kenswing 10-19-2018 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1591729)
I woke up thinking I was going to get a lot done today and ended up doing NOTHING for most of the day. Oh well there is always tomorrow.

I woke up thinking I was going to get NOTHING done today and ended up doing something for most of the day. Oh well there is always tomorrow.. :jester:


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 01:09 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
Search Engine Optimisation provided by DragonByte SEO v2.0.32 (Pro) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2025 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.