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BK001 11-14-2018 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1598986)
I swear to NOTHING I don't even remember getting up to post.


You are not the only Nothing to do this. Now if you could write a song about it -- no wait -- it's been done already.

Santo & Johnny "Sleep Walk" - YouTube

fw102807 11-14-2018 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by BK001 (Post 1599069)
You can say that again -- these members are nothing but a very strict bunch.

NOTHING is NOTHING but a work in progress. New NOTHINGS are always NOTHING but welcome!

BK001 11-14-2018 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1598953)
Hey, get some rest! Drink your fluids.

And to add to Mrs. Nothing's advice how about some:

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Chicken Pot Pie - YouTube

Kenswing 11-14-2018 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BK001 (Post 1599065)
Guilty with an explanation ... I immediately corrected -- within seconds -- see my edit explanations (on both posts).

So do I still get a full penalty? How about a first warning?

Oops I nothing but did it again.

I guess If I didn't give you a warning Abby would get NOTHING but mad at me.. lol

BK001 11-14-2018 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1599094)
I guess If I didn't give you a warning Abby would get NOTHING but mad at me.. lol


Well I sure wouldn't want to make her mad at Nothing.

fw102807 11-14-2018 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by BK001 (Post 1599124)
Well I sure wouldn't want to make her mad at Nothing.

We try very hard to be good NOTHINGS and not upset our den mother, except for K who likes to remotely push her buttons. You are a very fun addition to NOTHING.

Nucky 11-14-2018 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by BK001 (Post 1599124)
Well I sure wouldn't want to make her mad at Nothing.

Mrs. BK it has been my NOTHING experience that usually there is no way to beg outta a Damn Violation. It is amazing how you get called out immediately when you try to repair and carry on. SomeNOTHING always snags ya! Those Girraffe Cartoons are too funny.

Glad you are feeling better Mrs. FW and glad you found a good Doctor. We deserve a Doctor we feel good about. I don't cry too easily but when our Dr. retires I will shed a tear.

Remember I told yous that I lost the thermometer yesterday well I just found it. My temperature is down to 99 degrees but the thermometer tastes like crap. It's embarrassing to tell you where I found it.

I had no time to put into La Villages Nostra. Maybe NOTHING but tomorrow. I actually turned down going to the pool today. When I just woke up I was so confused I thought it was NOTHING but tomorrow today?

Nucky 11-14-2018 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by BK001 (Post 1599067)
I guess it takes some time and experience to get the hang of it. I will try to do a better job of emulating all those good for nothing nutniks.

Heres what works for me a high percentage of the time. Get that NOTHING set in during the first or second sentence then they will have to find someNOTHING else to pick on. Alway's Capitalize too.

One other NOTHING. Where is little Mrs. Muffet? Probably said something and I missed it! Hope your cool! :coolsmiley:

fw102807 11-14-2018 06:19 PM

Saw a classified about a reciprocating saw and thought of Tom and the fun he could have had with it. If you are still checking NOTHING we still miss you.

Nucky 11-14-2018 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1599180)
Saw a classified about a reciprocating saw and thought of Tom and the fun he could have had with it. If you are still checking NOTHING we still miss you.

Hello, there Mrs. Fw It's NOTHING it's just me. What happened? I remember about ebb and flow but this ebb is big! Is it because I'm feeling better? :a040:

fw102807 11-15-2018 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1599235)
Hello, there Mrs. Fw It's NOTHING it's just me. What happened? I remember about ebb and flow but this ebb is big! Is it because I'm feeling better? :a040:

I'm glad you are because I am so much worse. My other eye is making junk now and I was up all night NOTHING but coughing.

Kenswing 11-15-2018 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1599164)
We try very hard to be good NOTHINGS and not upset our den mother, except for K who likes to remotely push her buttons. You are a very fun addition to NOTHING.

But they're such big buttons and NOTHING but easy to push.. :1rotfl:

Kenswing 11-15-2018 11:19 AM

Speaking of Ms. Abby.. Where is she? I worked last night. I know it's NOTHING for an excuse.

Kenswing 11-15-2018 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1599165)
Mrs. BK it has been my NOTHING experience that usually there is no way to beg outta a Damn Violation. It is amazing how you get called out immediately when you try to repair and carry on. SomeNOTHING always snags ya! Those Girraffe Cartoons are too funny.

Glad you are feeling better Mrs. FW and glad you found a good Doctor. We deserve a Doctor we feel good about. I don't cry too easily but when our Dr. retires I will shed a tear.

Remember I told yous that I lost the thermometer yesterday well I just found it. My temperature is down to 99 degrees but the thermometer tastes like crap. It's embarrassing to tell you where I found it.

I had no time to put into La Villages Nostra. Maybe NOTHING but tomorrow. I actually turned down going to the pool today. When I just woke up I was so confused I thought it was NOTHING but tomorrow today?

This reminds me of one of my favorite jokes..

What the difference between an oral thermometer and an anal thermometer? (scroll down)























NOTHING but the taste.. :MOJE_whot:

Abby10 11-15-2018 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1599254)
I'm glad you are because I am so much worse. My other eye is making junk now and I was up all night NOTHING but coughing.

I'm sorry, fw, that you appear to have been left all by your lonesome this morning. And really sorry to hear about NOTHING but a complete turn of events with your health status. So what next? Are you going to see your PCP or back to urgent care?

Today is Thursday, November 15th and I'm kind of sad because I've still got 2 cubs down. :cry: Speaking of cub #2 - Nucky, please make sure you eat when you take that Biaxin. Not to make Mrs Nucky mad because I'm encouraging you to eat, but that stuff, although usually quite effective, can tear your gut up. Get well ASAP my NOTHING buddies.


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