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fw102807 01-03-2019 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1613018)
NOTHING but a Jacked Up day. My accountant has been ill for awhile. He just let me know that he sold his business. He sold it to one of the guys in his office. I really don't like the guy. One plus I had with this accountant is that he lives about a mile from me. He would just stop by and pick up my taxes or fix whatever needed to be fixed on the computer. Their actual office is almost 30 miles away.

I called three local CPA firms today and none of them are accepting new clients. Tomorrow is NOTHING but a new day..

Our tax guy is 1300 miles away along with our financial advisor. I only wish I could still use my doctor. Couldn't figure out out to get NOTHING out of this.

Abby10 01-03-2019 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1613018)
NOTHING but a Jacked Up day. My accountant has been ill for awhile. He just let me know that he sold his business. He sold it to one of the guys in his office. I really don't like the guy. One plus I had with this accountant is that he lives about a mile from me. He would just stop by and pick up my taxes or fix whatever needed to be fixed on the computer. Their actual office is almost 30 miles away.

I called three local CPA firms today and none of them are accepting new clients. Tomorrow is NOTHING but a new day..

That NOTHING but sucks.......what a heck of a time to find that out! Sounds like Jacked Up is becoming a New Year's trend on NOTHING so far this year. Hope it doesn't continue........so sorry, K, hopefully tomorrow is a better day and brings about a resolution to your dilemma. :(

Nucky 01-03-2019 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1613034)
That NOTHING but sucks.......what a heck of a time to find that out! Sounds like Jacked Up is becoming a New Year's trend on NOTHING so far this year. Hope it doesn't continue........so sorry, K, hopefully tomorrow is a better day and brings about a resolution to your dilemma. :(

Perhaps you could all NOTHING but profit from using our firm. They are a bit shady but the name of the company is Run, Lie & Deny Inc.
They also write Fictional :posting: stories in their spare time which they are about to have a whole lot of. They will be in Coleman for the next Seven Years for telling bad stories with numbers to the Man. :jester:

The Judge added one year onto their sentence when She found out they put the screws on their wall plates from North To South! :1rotfl: Now that's Jacked Up!

fw102807 01-03-2019 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1613041)
Perhaps you could all NOTHING but profit from using our firm. They are a bit shady but the name of the company is Run, Lie & Deny Inc.
They also write Fictional :posting: stories in their spare time which they are about to have a whole lot of. They will be in Coleman for the next Seven Years for telling bad stories with numbers to the Man. :jester:

The Judge added one year onto their sentence when She found out they put the screws on their wall plates from North To South! :1rotfl: Now that's Jacked Up!

Did they also NOTHING but have some anger management issues?

Kenswing 01-03-2019 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1613027)
Our tax guy is 1300 miles away along with our financial advisor. I only wish I could still use my doctor. Couldn't figure out out to get NOTHING out of this.

I want to be close enough to be able to ring his neck if he misses something. lol He's been NOTHING but a great guy for us over the years.

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1613034)
That NOTHING but sucks.......what a heck of a time to find that out! Sounds like Jacked Up is becoming a New Year's trend on NOTHING so far this year. Hope it doesn't continue........so sorry, K, hopefully tomorrow is a better day and brings about a resolution to your dilemma. :(

Thanks, Abby. He'll do my sales tax stuff for me since that's due at the end of the month. I have at least until the end of April to find someone new for income taxes. Hopefully that search will turn up more than NOTHING,,

Kenswing 01-03-2019 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1613041)
Perhaps you could all NOTHING but profit from using our firm. They are a bit shady but the name of the company is Run, Lie & Deny Inc.
They also write Fictional :posting: stories in their spare time which they are about to have a whole lot of. They will be in Coleman for the next Seven Years for telling bad stories with numbers to the Man. :jester:

The Judge added one year onto their sentence when She found out they put the screws on their wall plates from North To South! :1rotfl: Now that's Jacked Up!

My guy could get NOTHING but creative. But everything he did was defendable and just on the right side of the law.. lol

Abby10 01-03-2019 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1613044)
Thanks, Abby. He'll do my sales tax stuff for me since that's due at the end of the month. I have at least until the end of April to find someone new for income taxes. Hopefully that search will turn up more than NOTHING,,

Well, that's a relief. I thought you were NOTHING but screwed for the January deadline. Glad that's off your shoulders at least.

Nucky 01-03-2019 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1613045)
My guy could get NOTHING but creative. But everything he did was defendable and just on the right side of the law.. lol

Just for the record. We had our taxes done over the years by members of the religious community. One from each branch of religion. NOTHING but total divinity. It just doesn't pay to do anything shady. It will always come back to bite you one way or the NOTHING other. :pray: :bigbow::ohdear:

Your situation is enough to make some body parts melt! :shocked: :1rotfl:

Kenswing 01-03-2019 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1613049)
Just for the record. We had our taxes done over the years by members of the religious community. One from each branch of religion. NOTHING but total divinity. It just doesn't pay to do anything shady. It will always come back to bite you one way or the NOTHING other. :pray: :bigbow::ohdear:

Your situation is enough to make some body parts melt! :shocked: :1rotfl:

Certainly NOTHING but Jacked Up.. :1rotfl:

Abby10 01-04-2019 08:03 AM

I see NOTHING is not even on the books yet this morning. It's Friday, January 4th. Like K, I'm struggling to remember what day it is and with working tomorrow I may still be struggling into next week. Two holidays so close seem to doubly mess you up.

Anyway, 2019 is not starting out well here. Woke up to a distressing message regarding a family medical emergency. I'll try to check back in later.

Hope the rest of you are having a better day. Please carry on as usual with NOTHING - sometimes it's the only thing about life that makes any sense.

Taltarzac725 01-04-2019 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1613110)
I see NOTHING is not even on the books yet this morning. It's Friday, January 4th. Like K, I'm struggling to remember what day it is and with working tomorrow I may still be struggling into next week. Two holidays so close seem to doubly mess you up.

Anyway, 2019 is not starting out well here. Woke up to a distressing message regarding a family medical emergency. I'll try to check back in later.

Hope the rest of you are having a better day. Please carry on as usual with NOTHING - sometimes it's the only thing about life that makes any sense.

215, 963 views of NOTHING as of 8:09 AM EST 1/4/2019. I sure loved Jeopardy last night 1/03/2019. The champion won again and nabbed $22, 401. Jeopardy! January 03, 2019 - video dailymotion

Taltarzac725 01-04-2019 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1612816)
215, 465 views as of 10:19 AM EST 1/03/2019. Slow of late on NOTHING.

Update on NOTHING. At 8:11 AM EST 1/04/2019 we have 215, 963 views.

BK001 01-04-2019 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1613110)

. . . Anyway, 2019 is not starting out well here. Woke up to a distressing message regarding a family medical emergency. I'll try to check back in later.

Good morning. I am so sorry you are going through this. Know that all your nothings are praying for a positive outcome.

Nucky 01-04-2019 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by BK001 (Post 1613121)
Good morning. I am so sorry you are going through this. Know that all your nothings are praying for a positive outcome.

I'm with you Mrs. BK. Sometimes don't you feel like chucking the phone in Alligator Lake. Nobody ever calls to say everything is great and the sun is shining brightly and all my bills are paid and we love you to pieces.

It's usually something to Jack Up your Cheerios. I hope everything NOTHING but straightens out in the wink of an eye. :pray:

fw102807 01-04-2019 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1613110)
I see NOTHING is not even on the books yet this morning. It's Friday, January 4th. Like K, I'm struggling to remember what day it is and with working tomorrow I may still be struggling into next week. Two holidays so close seem to doubly mess you up.

Anyway, 2019 is not starting out well here. Woke up to a distressing message regarding a family medical emergency. I'll try to check back in later.

Hope the rest of you are having a better day. Please carry on as usual with NOTHING - sometimes it's the only thing about life that makes any sense.

So sorry to hear this. I hope it turns out to be NOTHING. :pray:


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