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Taltarzac725 01-09-2019 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1614756)
I saw a sign today on a property fence. It said "No Trespassing. Trespassers will be violated"

Sounds like it could be NOTHING but fun. I was going to stop by and see who was doing the violating before I made up my mind whether I wanted to trespass or not.. lol

That is a funny one. I have seen "Trespassers will be shot" after "No Trespassing". And "Trespassers will be eaten". Not violated, though. NOTHING but strange.

Kenswing 01-09-2019 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1614757)
That is a funny one. I have seen "Trespassers will be shot" after "No Trespassing". And "Trespassers will be eaten". Not violated, though. NOTHING but strange.

I have a sign in my shop that says "There is NOTHING here worth your life".

fw102807 01-09-2019 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1614756)
I saw a sign today on a property fence. It said "No Trespassing. Trespassers will be violated"

Sounds like it could be NOTHING but fun. I was going to stop by and see who was doing the violating before I made up my mind whether I wanted to trespass or not.. lol

Make sure you don't hear any banjo music or NOTHING but run.

BK001 01-09-2019 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1614712)
I'm making a guest appearance on my short break at work to ask where the "big mahoff" is. Does this mean I can NOTHING violate him for not showing up today or am I missing something here?

Never heard this term before.

Mahoff: The term used by Philadelphians for anyone in a position of power, authority or prominence. Usually said as a phrase, "big mahoff." She's a big mahoff, so we have to do it her way.

It seems like every Philadelphia native knows it, but few outside the city do. One learns something from nothing every day.

Kenswing 01-09-2019 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1614761)
Make sure you don't hear any banjo music or NOTHING but run.

We've certainly been in some of those areas. That's why we work in NOTHING less than pairs.

Kenswing 01-09-2019 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by BK001 (Post 1614768)
Never heard this term before.

Mahoff: The term used by Philadelphians for anyone in a position of power, authority or prominence. Usually said as a phrase, "big mahoff." She's a big mahoff, so we have to do it her way.

It seems like every Philadelphia native knows it, but few outside the city do. One learns something from nothing every day.

I had to NOTHING but Google it myself.. You east coasters.. :ohdear: :1rotfl:

fw102807 01-09-2019 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by BK001 (Post 1614768)
Never heard this term before.

Mahoff: The term used by Philadelphians for anyone in a position of power, authority or prominence. Usually said as a phrase, "big mahoff." She's a big mahoff, so we have to do it her way.

It seems like every Philadelphia native knows it, but few outside the city do. One learns something from nothing every day.

And they say NOTHING has no value!
I would have called him a big mucky muck

BK001 01-09-2019 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1614771)
And they say NOTHING has no value!
I would have called him a big mucky muck

How about the Big Kahuna?

Kenswing 01-09-2019 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by BK001 (Post 1614772)
How about the Big Kahuna?

How about a NOTHING Violation? :1rotfl:

Taltarzac725 01-09-2019 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by BK001 (Post 1614768)
Never heard this term before.

Mahoff: The term used by Philadelphians for anyone in a position of power, authority or prominence. Usually said as a phrase, "big mahoff." She's a big mahoff, so we have to do it her way.

It seems like every Philadelphia native knows it, but few outside the city do. One learns something from nothing every day.

Must be NOTHING but some Philly cheesesteak. What is a "mahoff," big or otherwise, and is that only a Philly term? : WHYY

BK001 01-09-2019 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1614773)
How about a NOTHING Violation? :1rotfl:


And how, sir, will I be violated for this infraction of nothing?

fw102807 01-09-2019 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by BK001 (Post 1614775)
And how, sir, will I be violated for this infraction of nothing?

NOTHING but remotely. :1rotfl::1rotfl:

Kenswing 01-09-2019 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by BK001 (Post 1614775)
And how, sir, will I be violated for this infraction of nothing?

A NOTHING Violation is much like a parking ticket. You read it, crumble it up and throw it in your glove box. If you would prefer another form of violating we can make special dispensation.. lol

Abby10 01-09-2019 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by BK001 (Post 1614768)
Never heard this term before.

Mahoff: The term used by Philadelphians for anyone in a position of power, authority or prominence. Usually said as a phrase, "big mahoff." She's a big mahoff, so we have to do it her way.

It seems like every Philadelphia native knows it, but few outside the city do. One learns something from nothing every day.

Gee, I not only revived the thread and NOTHING but woke you guys from your slumber, but I actually taught you all something too? Give me the NOTHING award for the day........:a20:

I'm surprised you New Yorkers don't know that expression. I didn't realize it was just Philly-speak. I bet Nucky will be familiar with it. K, on the other hand, probably had his mind going in another direction. Those west coasters........:ohdear: Lol

Kenswing 01-09-2019 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1614783)
Gee, I not only revived the thread and NOTHING but woke you guys from your slumber, but I actually taught you all something too? Give me the NOTHING award for the day........:a20:

I'm surprised you New Yorkers don't know that expression. I didn't realize it was just Philly-speak. I bet Nucky will be familiar with it. K, on the other hand, probably had his mind going in another direction. Those west coasters........:ohdear: Lol

We're just NOTHING when you're not here.. And of course my mind was going in another direction.. :popcorn:


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