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Abby10 04-28-2019 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1645595)
Sorry about that check this joint out. Call us today for all your catering needs!
(352)288-4200 or (352) 288-4201
Big Bob's Italian Restaurant and Pizza | Ocklawaha, Florida

When we were in there I asked to speak with the owner. This guy comes over, full of fun and obviously from the N.Y. are so I askes him hey buddy how come you named dis place Bob's and not Vinnys, Rocco's, Sals or some Italian name? He said it was because his name was Bob! We laughed our Meatballs out the door. The place looks like a dive from the outside but the food is very Good.

I have other places but they are Secret, Don't worry I got it. NOTHING to worry about.

Are we all pizza addicts on here? Oh my, that place looks good, Nucky. As much as I :blahblahblah::rant-rave: at K about his excessive love - lol - for pizza and ice cream, truth be told I'm right there with him - two of my favorite "foods" for sure ever since childhood. And that's why you will rarely find ice cream in my house - too dangerous for me. As far as pizza goes, hubby and I have been restricting ourselves to the local MOD pizza joint for an occasional treat. In fact, that's where we went last night. That way we can load our pizzas up with NOTHING but veggies and at least feel like we're eating healthier and getting more nutrients. I know, K, that's not real pizza........now don't start lecturing me - lol

Abby10 04-28-2019 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by BK001 (Post 1645624)
Thanks Abby.

True story - many, many years ago (in between husbands) I decided to build a closet in my bedroom. It was a simple design that basically involved constructing 4 sliding doors across the room - just frames with rice paper -- like this sliding doors japanese style - Yahoo Search Results Image Search Results

I thought I did a great job. However there was nothing less than a gap when the doors were closed. I could not figure out why. For months it bothered me and I would measure, re-measure and check my math. Always worked out perfectly -- yet still a gap! So frustrating.

Finally, in a fit (and aided and abetted by a bottle of Merlot) I decided this was not going to get the better of me and I measured every last portion of this closet -- INCLUDING each piece of wood.

It was then I learned this sorry, testosterone-laden fact. A 1" x 2" piece of wood does not measure 1 inch x 2 inches. Same for a 2 x 4, etc. etc. I was shocked. The next time I was at the lumberyard/hardware store I complained to the clerk. His answer was "Look lady, everyone knows those are the measurements at the mill before the wood is cut down."

Conclusion #1: I should have built the closet at the mill.

Conclusion #2: Make sure you always check measurements even when you buy a 12" ruler - since you never know.

Conclusion #3: If you ask a man "what color was George Washington's white horse?" -- be prepared for an illogical answer.

LOL - and I might add, next time drink the bottle of Merlot before you even start the project. :1rotfl:

Great story - I'm NOTHING but impressed that you even attempted to do that on your own. And no, I didn't know any of that either but I'll be sure to store that bit of info in my brain in case a time arises that I can use it to impress my hubby. :icon_wink: Of course, when that time finally arises, I will probably have it all bassackwards and insist I know what I'm talking about while my husband just stands there and once again shakes his head. Story of my life........lol

Taltarzac725 04-28-2019 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by BK001 (Post 1645624)
Thanks Abby.

True story - many, many years ago (in between husbands) I decided to build a closet in my bedroom. It was a simple design that basically involved constructing 4 sliding doors across the room - just frames with rice paper -- like this sliding doors japanese style - Yahoo Search Results Image Search Results

I thought I did a great job. However there was nothing less than a gap when the doors were closed. I could not figure out why. For months it bothered me and I would measure, re-measure and check my math. Always worked out perfectly -- yet still a gap! So frustrating.

Finally, in a fit (and aided and abetted by a bottle of Merlot) I decided this was not going to get the better of me and I measured every last portion of this closet -- INCLUDING each piece of wood.

It was then I learned this sorry, testosterone-laden fact. A 1" x 2" piece of wood does not measure 1 inch x 2 inches. Same for a 2 x 4, etc. etc. I was shocked. The next time I was at the lumberyard/hardware store I complained to the clerk. His answer was "Look lady, everyone knows those are the measurements at the mill before the wood is cut down."

Conclusion #1: I should have built the closet at the mill.

Conclusion #2: Make sure you always check measurements even when you buy a 12" ruler - since you never know.

Conclusion #3: If you ask a man "what color was George Washington's white horse?" -- be prepared for an illogical answer.

will home depot cut lumber to size? | The Home Depot Community

Kind of NOTHING but confused about the gap.

BK001 04-28-2019 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1645627)
Kind of NOTHING but confused about the gap.

This should nothing but explain it:

Understanding Actual vs. Nominal Sizes in Lumber

Taltarzac725 04-28-2019 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by BK001 (Post 1645631)
This should nothing but explain it:

Understanding Actual vs. Nominal Sizes in Lumber

I am glad that I do next to NOTHING with wood.

Taltarzac725 04-28-2019 08:01 AM

8:55 AM EST 4/28/2019 view count 287,839.
 
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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1645482)
287, 047
285, 749.

This is an awful lot of views of NOTHING.

I get a number of 1, 298 for the 8:55 AM EST 24 hour cycle from Friday to Saturday 4/27/2019. :thumbup:

287, 839.
287, 047.

Sunday's 4/28/2019 NOTHING view count for the 24 hour 8:55 AM cycle is 792. :bigbow:

Taltarzac725 04-28-2019 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1645489)
The Villages Daily Sun entries for state claimed hometowns for Saturday's are:

Alabama-- 88.

Arizona-- 106.

Massachusetts-- 2, 192.

Minnesota-- 835.

Ohio-- 3,229.

West Virginia-- 282.

I seem to run into a lot of the people from Minnesota and not for NOTHING. (edited for clarity)

Sunday's A4 states for The Villages Daily Sun claimed households are:

Colorado-- 344.

Kansas-- 205.

Maine-- 529.

Michigan-- 3,057.

Missouri-- 611.

Rhode Island-- 488.

My cousin's wife used to be a librarian at Brown University in RI. Not for NOTHING.

Kenswing 04-28-2019 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by BK001 (Post 1645622)
Thank you. K.

Oh my -- is this a Nothing violation -- from you of all people?

See if I ever answer one of your questions again.. :1rotfl:

I'll now go sit in my corner and think about NOTHING..

Kenswing 04-28-2019 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1645623)
I don't know, Nucky, that looks like some beautiful country he is leaving up there between the grove of cherry trees in his back yard to the tulips to the magnificent mountains up there. It looks NOTHING but beautiful over yonder. Not trying to talk you out of moving, K, just no rush........wait a couple more years. :icon_wink:

I'm NOTHING but tired of taking care of this property.

And it's amazing how much less pain Mrs. K is in when we're in a warmer climate. Four more years, Baby.. :a040:

Kenswing 04-28-2019 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by BK001 (Post 1645624)
Thanks Abby.

True story - many, many years ago (in between husbands) I decided to build a closet in my bedroom. It was a simple design that basically involved constructing 4 sliding doors across the room - just frames with rice paper -- like this sliding doors japanese style - Yahoo Search Results Image Search Results

I thought I did a great job. However there was nothing less than a gap when the doors were closed. I could not figure out why. For months it bothered me and I would measure, re-measure and check my math. Always worked out perfectly -- yet still a gap! So frustrating.

Finally, in a fit (and aided and abetted by a bottle of Merlot) I decided this was not going to get the better of me and I measured every last portion of this closet -- INCLUDING each piece of wood.

It was then I learned this sorry, testosterone-laden fact. A 1" x 2" piece of wood does not measure 1 inch x 2 inches. Same for a 2 x 4, etc. etc. I was shocked. The next time I was at the lumberyard/hardware store I complained to the clerk. His answer was "Look lady, everyone knows those are the measurements at the mill before the wood is cut down."

Conclusion #1: I should have built the closet at the mill.

Conclusion #2: Make sure you always check measurements even when you buy a 12" ruler - since you never know.

Conclusion #3: If you ask a man "what color was George Washington's white horse?" -- be prepared for an illogical answer.

Like I tell Abby.. You're such a girl.. :1rotfl: NOTHING but a funny story..

Kenswing 04-28-2019 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1645635)
I am glad that I do next to NOTHING with wood.

I'm NOTHING but at a loss on how to reply to this without getting into trouble.. :pray:

Maybe when you find that special nurse... Nope. I better not go there either.. lol

Nucky 04-28-2019 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by BK001 (Post 1645631)
This should nothing but explain it:

Understanding Actual vs. Nominal Sizes in Lumber

It's NOTHING but amazing rite? Who the hell would ever think a 2"x4" isn't 2"x4". The only reason I knew was my Dad explained it to me.

I love working with wood. Started out buying Inlaid Wood Kits and after a while started getting NOTHING but bored and cut the pieces myself. It was brutal and even back then when my eyesight was perfecto I still worked with a magnifying glass with a light.

Things are not always as they appear. Sleight of hand, Three-card Monte, Theft by Deception, Posters with two I.D.'S. The list goes on.

Maybe I'll try an Inlaid Wood Kit, Car Model, or an Aquarium with Salt Water Fish! Maybe I'll build a Robo Dog and take the batteries out at night! :blahblahblah: :clap2:

Nucky 04-28-2019 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1645663)
I'm NOTHING but at a loss on how to reply to this without getting into trouble.. :pray:

Maybe when you find that special nurse... Nope. I better not go there either.. lol

The real problem is NOTHING other than where would you be leaving splinters! Holy OUCH Batman! :1rotfl:

Taltarzac725 04-28-2019 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1645663)
I'm NOTHING but at a loss on how to reply to this without getting into trouble.. :pray:

Maybe when you find that special nurse... Nope. I better not go there either.. lol

I had thought NOTHING but the same thing. When walking with female nurse friend from KY I often had to get a few feet in front of her so she wood not see what I was thinking. She would usually be talking about her daughter and other stuff. She did have a large pit bull mix alongside her too though and sometimes her daughter.

Abby10 04-28-2019 09:50 AM

It's times like this I'm NOTHING but glad that the third member of the bad boys club isn't around to chime in........or the fourth for that matter. :ohdear:


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