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golfing eagles 06-22-2016 08:35 AM

And not hockey

which is nothing

more than pucking

ice dancing with

a big stick

Forgive the double

entendre, just too

hard to resist:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Barefoot 06-22-2016 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1244386)
pick a sport

maybe championship golf

I'll play with

just 5 clubs

Not a fair

contest, I lack

basic golfing skills.

I picked a

sport - World Hockey!

Neither of us

play, but we

both can bet! :thumbup:

dbussone 06-22-2016 08:48 AM

Three Word Sentences
 
This conversation is

Not going anywhere.

Just like a

Nice lobster meal!


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golfing eagles 06-22-2016 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1244417)
This conversation is

Not going anywhere.

Just like a

Nice lobster meal!


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Did you REALLY

expect it to

go any where????:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Barefoot 06-22-2016 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1244417)
This conversation is

Not going anywhere.

True, I can't

entice Eagle to

bet on Hockey.

Guess he's afraid

of losing to

a girl AGAIN!
:evil6:

golfing eagles 06-22-2016 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1244461)
True, I can't

entice Eagle to

bet on Hockey.

Guess he's afraid

of losing to

a girl AGAIN!
:evil6:


I never have

I never will

Not a sexist

statement, just a

fact, it's just

the way it

has always been:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

At this point

you should check

your blood pressure:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

dbussone 06-22-2016 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1244451)
Did you REALLY



expect it to



go any where????:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:



There's always hope

(And boiled lobster)

Nucky 06-22-2016 05:04 PM

:icon_hungry:There is hope.

When we settle.

Lobster a Go-Go! :icon_hungry:

Barefoot 06-22-2016 06:59 PM

Let's settle the

lobster debate with

a new bet

on World Hockey

Cup! Eagle gets

first pick of

teams.
That is

very, very fair! :spoken:

golfing eagles 06-22-2016 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1244655)
Let's settle the

lobster debate with

a new bet

on World Hockey

Cup! Eagle gets

first pick of

teams.
That is

very, very fair! :spoken:

Better yet, let's

settle it with

a golf bet---

Oakmont, championship tees:beer3::beer3::beer3:

almost as fair:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Nucky 06-23-2016 03:51 PM

GE shows up.

Tal takes a

powder? Happy

Day here today.

$ It Is Over $

Thank The Lord! :a040::1rotfl::clap2::MOJE_whot:

Barefoot 06-23-2016 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1244666)
Better yet, let's

settle it with

a golf bet---

Oakmont, championship tees

almost as fair

Rookie golfer against

competent, experienced golfer?

Sounds patently unfair. :rant-rave:

bob&Gail 06-23-2016 06:12 PM

Bart says. "Eat my shorts"

dbussone 06-23-2016 07:08 PM

Three Word Sentences
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1244964)
Rookie golfer against

competent, experienced golfer?

Sounds patently unfair. :rant-rave:



Make him play

With a puck!


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Nucky 06-23-2016 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1245026)
Make him play

With a puck!


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Great idea. Invent

a new sport. :rant-rave:

dbussone 06-23-2016 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1245059)
Great idea. Invent



a new sport. :rant-rave:



It's called POLF.

Barefoot 06-23-2016 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1245026)
Make him play

With a puck!

An inventive solution! :thumbup:

golfing eagles 06-24-2016 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1245026)
Make him play

With a puck!


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That's quite a

pucked up idea:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

dbussone 06-24-2016 07:02 AM

Three Word Sentences
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1245078)
That's quite a



pucked up idea:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:



Don't forget to

Wear your facemask!


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Nucky 06-24-2016 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1245119)
Don't forget to

Wear your facemask!


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For scooping up

Some Publix Lobster?:ohdear:

Nucky 06-25-2016 09:27 AM

What a beautiful

day it is! :a040:

golfing eagles 06-25-2016 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1245542)
What a beautiful

day it is! :a040:

Aren't they all?

Great day for

a New England

style clambake. Barefoot

brings the lobster!!!!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

dbussone 06-25-2016 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1245549)
Aren't they all?



Great day for



a New England



style clambake. Barefoot



brings the lobster!!!!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:



I'll bring the

Golf balls. Time

For a tournament.

Where's the puck?


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Nucky 06-26-2016 10:05 AM

The Car Wash

near Lowes is

amazing. They took

one hour on

our vehicle and

restored it to

showroom condition. Have

not had any

bad service, food

or company in

two whole weeks.

Mainly friendly helpful

very nice people. :pray:

RickeyD 06-26-2016 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1245928)
The Car Wash



near Lowes is



amazing. They took



one hour on



our vehicle and



restored it to



showroom condition. Have



not had any



bad service, food



or company in



two whole weeks.



Mainly friendly helpful



very nice people. :pray:



My wife told

Me to tell

You that you're

One happy guy

Barefoot 06-26-2016 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1245549)
Aren't they all?

Great day for

a New England

style clambake. Barefoot

brings the lobster!

Wish I could,

I'm in exile.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1245928)
The Car Wash

near Lowes is

amazing. They took

one hour on

our vehicle and

restored it to

showroom condition. Have

not had any

bad service, food

or company in

two whole weeks.

Mainly friendly helpful

very nice people. :pray:

Give friendly, get

friendly in return! :thumbup:

Nucky 06-26-2016 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RickeyD (Post 1245975)
My wife told

Me to tell

You that you're

One happy guy

The sun is

usually shining on

our side of

the street. Just

to see my

wife happy is

good enough for

me. Everyone here

has earned their

stripes in life.

It's the bottom

of the sixth

bases loaded count

is full. What

do we do?

Swing for the

fences. Your wife

is very intuitive! :wave:

golfing eagles 06-26-2016 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1245980)
Wish I could,

I'm in exile.
:thumbup:


Isn't exile where

they send people

who have failed

to pay lobster????:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Nucky 06-26-2016 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1245980)
Wish I could,

I'm in exile.



Give friendly, get

friendly in return! :thumbup:

We could hide

you both in

the basement. One

small logistical problem. :jester:

dbussone 06-26-2016 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1245987)
We could hide



you both in



the basement. One



small logistical problem. :jester:



Better start digging!

dbussone 06-26-2016 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1246043)
Better start digging!



And buy pumps.

Lots of them.

Taltarzac725 06-26-2016 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1246044)
And buy pumps.

Lots of them.

Lots of RAID.

Barefoot 06-26-2016 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1245987)
We could hide

you both in

the basement.

Thanks, but they

keep track of

Canucks' days at

the border. We

are only allowed

182 days in

A calendar year! :cryin2:

Taltarzac725 06-26-2016 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1246048)
Thanks, but they

keep track of

Canucks' days at

the border. We

are only allowed

182 days in

A calendar year! :cryin2:

Not 182.5 days??

dbussone 06-26-2016 01:26 PM

Three Word Sentences
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1246048)
Thanks, but they

keep track of

Canucks' days at

the border. We

are only allowed

182 days in

A calendar year! :cryin2:



I keep saying...

Fly to Cuba

Fly to Mexico

Cross southern border

With the mules.

That's the ticket!

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Nucky 06-26-2016 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1246052)
I keep saying...

Fly to Cuba

Fly to Mexico

Cross southern border

With the mules.

That's the ticket!

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Mules eat some

Lobster Chow Eh! :jester:

Nucky 06-26-2016 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1246043)
Better start digging!

We would be

friends with El

Barefoot And El

Fireboy then Eh? :confused:

Taltarzac725 06-26-2016 04:03 PM

Still low wall.

Barefoot 06-26-2016 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1246093)
Still low wall.

Not good at

Climbing any wall! :ohdear:

Nucky 06-26-2016 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1246099)
Not good at

Climbing any wall! :ohdear:

Friends with the

southern wall job

Superintendent. We'll get

yous in somehow! :click:


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