Any Lobster Jokes ?????

If you cross

a telephone and

a lobster what

will you get?

Answer-- Snappy talk.



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Will never happen. :ohdear: :ohdear: :ohdear:
I won bet! chilout

Ding Ding We

Have A Wiener!

:coolsmiley::bigbow::mademyday::1rotfl::1rotfl:

:MOJE_whot::MOJE_whot::MOJE_whot:

Anthony or Huma?



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Very Very Well

Played There Carnac!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Love Yous Guy's!!

Love all who

Play Three word

Lines. Yes indeed!




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Remember the Red

Sox Nemesis Luis

Tiant? He made

a Hot Dog

Commercial Proclaiming He

Was A Weiner!!!

A FUNNY GUY!!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

That commercial did

Not play in

Boston. Never saw

It. Not interested!


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I hear Ya!

Possible new Lobster

bet coming up!

Sealed in a

mayonnaise jar on

the front porch

of Funk and

Wagnall. Yankees versus

The Red Sox????:boom:

Ah-Ha pay dirt.

Lets do it. :coolsmiley::coolsmiley::MOJE_whot::1rotfl:

Sox or Yankees?

Today is Tuesday........

D-Day anniversary too.

I take the

Yankees every time. :clap2:

I'll take Sox.

What's the bet?

GE or Bare?


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Indisputably, it's cold

water lobster provided

at a venue

of your choice. :highfive::MOJE_whot:

If GE loses,

then good luck

with the payoff. :ohdear:

GE, I'm still

waiting, but I'm

getting awfully hungry. :mmmm:

You are 100%

correct with the

terms of the

bet. Unfortunately, you

are delusional about

the winner--------ME

And Coming From Me this is a HOOT!
 

Well delusions happen!

This is Silly........

Oh yeah you

Really Trapped It.

Lobster....Trapped It.

Well I tried. :clap2:

Last Yankee bet

I made was

the Pine Tar

game a lifetime

ago. George Brett.

Kansas City Royals.

Let's Bet the

usual. Lobster Bet.

You choose which

game we select. :read::posting::1rotfl::clap2:

YuP U Tried...

I bet Bare

Will win it.


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Regular Season Standings | Boston Red Sox

Like the Sox. :clap2::BigApplause:

The good thing

is on this

bet even if

you lose you

really do win.

Dinner with great

people who are

very easily amused. :BigApplause:

Three Word Sentences
 

You can't bet.

NJ doesn't play.

Bwaaahaaaaa!

However, l bet

We can have

A great meal.


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They're only mediocre,

But I agree.


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i am berry

berry to muck

to drink now.

Way to muck


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Out of luck.

No lobster today.

Oh no. He

found us over

here now, damn.

:agree: :bowdown: :2excited: :eclipsee_gold_cup: :thumbup: :a040: :mademyday:

:pray:Two of the

most beautiful ducks

just landed in

our neighbor pool.

I felt like

Tony Soprano when

the flew away! :pray:

No residual waste.

One scary Dude. The Sopranos - Capos Discuss Boss Position - YouTube

Two out of

three dinner guests

were Rats. Guess

who they were??????

Got you now!:a20:

Larry & Moe?

The guy in

The pic is

A poor imitation

Of Curly though.


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The Sopranos - Capos Discuss Boss Position - YouTube

Been a while

since watching the

show The Sopranos.