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golfing eagles 04-29-2017 04:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1392809)
The movie here

tonight is Nucky

recovers from to

much sun at

the wonderful pool.

A horror film??????:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Nucky 04-29-2017 04:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1392812)
A horror film??????:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:
Got that rite.:22yikes:

golfing eagles 04-29-2017 04:33 PM
Well I'm back

from internet oblivion

55 hours down

No internet and

also no TV

They crucified Christ

at 9 AM

died 3 PM

descended into hell

they buried him

he rose again

ascended into heaven

all in less

than 48 hours

Centurylink could use

some divine intervention!

Nucky 04-29-2017 06:51 PM
I would have

them say three

Hail Mary's and

let them off

the hook. They

should send you

some Holy Water

to ease the

post non-posting pain.

From the inside.

Glad your back.

Up yonder in

The Hysterical Section

we usually try

to engrave our

messages in stone.

Flintstone Prehysterical Way.

dbussone 04-29-2017 07:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1392815)
Well I'm back



from internet oblivion



55 hours down



No internet and



also no TV



They crucified Christ



at 9 AM



died 3 PM



descended into hell



they buried him



he rose again



ascended into heaven



all in less



than 48 hours



Centurylink could use



some divine intervention!


Spectrum would help.

Centurylink is like

Comcast with vinegar.

And you missed

Some weird threads.


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dbussone 04-29-2017 07:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1392842)
I would have

them say three

Hail Mary's and

let them off

the hook. They

should send you

some Holy Water

to ease the

post non-posting pain.

From the inside.

Glad your back.

Up yonder in

The Hysterical Section

we usually try

to engrave our

messages in stone.

Flintstone Prehysterical Way.


AKA Jurassic Park.


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Barefoot 04-30-2017 12:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1392848)
And you missed

Some weird threads.
I love weird

threads. :evil6: I guess

I missed them

also on my

drive from The

Villages back to

the home of

cold water lobster! :icon_wink:

golfing eagles 04-30-2017 12:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1393063)
I love weird

threads. :evil6: I guess

I missed them

also on my

drive from The

Villages back to

the home of

cold water lobster! :icon_wink:
So, you sneaked

back to the

frozen tundra, but

forgot the long

overdue lobster payoff?:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Nucky 04-30-2017 12:11 PM
Here we go!!!!

Glad you guys

made it safely.

golfing eagles 04-30-2017 12:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1393070)
Here we go!!!!

Glad you guys

made it safely.
I think there

will really be

a Villages build

out long before

we resolve this:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Nucky 04-30-2017 12:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1393071)
I think there

will really be

a Villages build

out long before

we resolve this:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:
Fine by me. :mademyday:

golfing eagles 04-30-2017 12:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1393073)
Fine by me. :mademyday:
Maybe we should

get a group

bet going (for

a lobster) on

what comes first

TV build out

or millionth post:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Barefoot 04-30-2017 12:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1393069)
So, you sneaked

back to the

frozen tundra, but

forgot the long

overdue lobster payoff?
I didn't forget

the long overdue

lobster payoff! :ohdear: I

simply ran out

of time waiting

for you to

deliver the lobster. :sigh: :sigh:

golfing eagles 04-30-2017 01:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1393095)
I didn't forget

the long overdue

lobster payoff! :ohdear: I

simply ran out

of time waiting

for you to

deliver the lobster. :sigh: :sigh:
Right concept, but

wrong delivery person:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Taltarzac725 04-30-2017 03:28 PM
No lobster here.

Lots of crab!!!!:a20::crap2::rant-rave:

dbussone 04-30-2017 03:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1393153)
No lobster here.



Lots of crab!!!!:a20::crap2::rant-rave:


I certainly hope

They're not biting!


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Nucky 05-06-2017 09:24 PM
What's new peoples?

Taltarzac725 05-06-2017 09:38 PM
Always Dreaming won!

Belmont next maybe?

Nucky 05-07-2017 10:07 AM
Mr. Ed, Wilbur?

I was rooting

for The Villagers

horse. Not this

year, tough break.

Taltarzac725 05-07-2017 11:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1395934)
Mr. Ed, Wilbur?

I was rooting

for The Villagers

horse. Not this

year, tough break.
Saw that article.

Taltarzac725 05-07-2017 11:02 AM
Chris Pine doing

Saturday Night Live

was very fun.

This was yesterday.

5/06/2017 way cool.

Nucky 05-07-2017 12:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1395948)
Chris Pine doing

Saturday Night Live

was very fun.

This was yesterday.

5/06/2017 way cool.
Saturday Nite Live

will never be

watched in Nuckyville.

Just our choice!

Not funny anymore. :jester:

dbussone 05-07-2017 12:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1395990)
Saturday Nite Live



will never be



watched in Nuckyville.



Just our choice!



Not funny anymore. :jester:


Amen to that.

Gone way overboard!

Off the deep

End long ago.


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Taltarzac725 05-07-2017 12:46 PM
Different demographic group...

...target now supposedly.

Barefoot 05-07-2017 04:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1395815)
What's new peoples?
We left TV

at the end

of April, and

never did get

out of our

rental and back

into our house.

Hoping now for

October. All new

furniture required and

I hate shopping!

No settlement yet

from the insurance

company. I have

to keep reminding

myself: no-one was

hurt, it's just

some old furniture!

And a golf

cart, a motorcycle,

and a SUV.

golfing eagles 05-07-2017 04:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1396079)
We left TV

at the end

of April, and

never did get

out of our

rental and back

into our house.

Hoping now for

October. All new

furniture required and

I hate shopping!

No settlement yet

from the insurance

company. I have

to keep reminding

myself: no-one was

hurt, it's just

some old furniture!

And a golf

cart, a motorcycle,

and a SUV.
Replace the SUV

Replace the cart

Ditch the motorcycle

You can't get

hurt before paying

off the lobster

Nucky 05-07-2017 05:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1396079)
We left TV

at the end

of April, and

never did get

out of our

rental and back

into our house.

Hoping now for

October. All new

furniture required and

I hate shopping!

No settlement yet

from the insurance

company. I have

to keep reminding

myself: no-one was

hurt, it's just

some old furniture!

And a golf

cart, a motorcycle,

and a SUV.
Isn't it amazing

how they :jester: are

protected if you

made a late

premium payment but

can string you

out this long

$$Without The Money$$.

Time for Vito

and Rocco's involvement?

What a shame!

John_W 05-07-2017 05:11 PM
Did you eat?

However in Baltimore the proper pronunciation would be

https://mark.trademarkia.com/logo-im...t-85465307.jpg

Nucky 05-07-2017 05:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by John_W (Post 1396099)
Did you eat?

However in Baltimore the proper pronunciation would be

https://mark.trademarkia.com/logo-im...t-85465307.jpg
The question for

me is did

you stop Jeating?

Three Word Violation! :oops:

No penalty involved!

First Time Miscalculation.....

ColdNoMore 05-07-2017 05:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1396079)
We left TV

at the end

of April, and

never did get

out of our

rental and back

into our house.

Hoping now for

October. All new

furniture required and

I hate shopping!

No settlement yet

from the insurance

company. I have

to keep reminding

myself: no-one was

hurt, it's just

some old furniture!

And a golf

cart, a motorcycle,

and a SUV.
House was damaged? :confused:

Taltarzac725 05-07-2017 07:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ColdNoMore (Post 1396104)
House was damaged? :confused:
Fire I believe.

Golf cart malfunction?

ColdNoMore 05-07-2017 08:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1396130)
Fire I believe.

Golf cart malfunction?
That really sucks! :(

Taltarzac725 05-12-2017 09:12 AM
Lighthouse lobster feast.

Light House Lobster Feast - Seafood in Orlando and Kissimmee - Light House Lobster Feast

Back to lobster.

Nucky 05-12-2017 10:05 AM
Its about time!

dbussone 05-12-2017 10:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1397741)
Its about time!


As GG would

Say: Boy Howdy!


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Taltarzac725 05-12-2017 12:19 PM
In case the

GE and BF

debate goes on

and on and

forever almost on.

250 million year

old lobsters here.

deadspin-quote-carrot-aligned-w-bgr-2

Nucky 05-12-2017 12:53 PM
They should have

bet a Key

Lime Pie. Holy

Mackeral was that

good. Taste Buds!

golfing eagles 05-12-2017 12:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1397775)
In case the

GE and BF

debate goes on

and on and

forever almost on.

250 million year

old lobsters here.

deadspin-quote-carrot-aligned-w-bgr-2
Actually, WHEN BF

delivers my lobster

I would prefer

it MUCH fresher:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Taltarzac725 05-12-2017 02:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1397786)
Actually, WHEN BF

delivers my lobster

I would prefer

it MUCH fresher:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:
Ancient lobsters were

only inches long.

Nucky 05-12-2017 07:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1397809)
Ancient lobsters were

only inches long.
Not replying to

that size estimate. :wave:

Did you account

for shrinkage! Costanza!!:1rotfl::1rotfl::clap2:


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