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dbussone 07-10-2017 04:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dewilson58 (Post 1422802)
Cocktails early today.


Not early enough!



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dbussone 07-10-2017 04:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1422799)
Wow, blatant foul!!!



25 yard penalty



3 game suspension



10,000 dollar fine!!!!!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:


And I have

To give up

Lobster for Summer.

Now that hurts.


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dbussone 07-10-2017 04:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1422813)
And I have

To give up

Lobster for Summer.

Now that hurts.


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Blah, blah, blah.


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Nucky 07-10-2017 04:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1422813)
And I have

To give up

Lobster for Summer.

Now that hurts.


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For all the

goodwill you create

your fine is

hereby temporarily :loco:suspended:loco:. :wave::a20:

Nucky 07-10-2017 04:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1422799)
Wow, blatant foul!!!

25 yard penalty

3 game suspension

10,000 dollar fine!!!!!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:
Your a Funny

Guy! Heavy handed

on the $$Fine$$! :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Nucky 07-10-2017 04:54 PM
:icon_hungry:Lobster - Three Tails

Sam's St John's

Not fancy but

great food. And

very fair prices.

Gave me four

Lobster Tail's Twenty

Seven Bucks. Happier :icon_hungry:

than a Clam

at High Tide!

golfing eagles 07-10-2017 05:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1422813)
And I have

To give up

Lobster for Summer.

Now that hurts.


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No pain there----

The lobster is

currently in Canada

The lobster LOSER

is in Canada

Next chance for

lobster is in

the fall, although

I wouldn't be

holding my breath:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

dbussone 07-10-2017 07:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1422842)
No pain there----



The lobster is



currently in Canada



The lobster LOSER



is in Canada



Next chance for



lobster is in



the fall, although



I wouldn't be



holding my breath:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:


My penalties are

Worse than you

Ever gave Bare.

But then I

Really deserved them!! [emoji41][emoji857][emoji108]


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dbussone 07-10-2017 07:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1422828)
:icon_hungry:Lobster - Three Tails

Sam's St John's

Not fancy but

great food. And

very fair prices.

Gave me four

Lobster Tail's Twenty

Seven Bucks. Happier :icon_hungry:

than a Clam

at High Tide!


That's a really

Good price. What

Size were they?

From what address?


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Nucky 07-10-2017 08:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1422905)
That's a really

Good price. What

Size were they?

From what address?


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From UH UH

I forgot to

ask???:mmmm: It was

so good. They

broke a tail

into pieces and

didn't count that

one. They were

probably six ounces.

I'm qualified to

say Great Lobster.

Great waiting Staff.

Across from Walmart

off Route 441. :mmmm::mmmm:

Barefoot 07-10-2017 11:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1422793)
I lived in Las Vegas for 5 years. It doesn't matter that it's "dry" heat. At 110 and above, the heat is very oppressive. Above 115 is like sticking your head in an oven.

At 115 in Canada I think the entire country would melt.
LOL, I knew

that you lost

track of which

thread on which

you were posting!

That occasionally happens

to all posters.

At 115 in

Canada, tires would

melt off cars.

Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1422842)
No pain there----

The lobster is

currently in Canada

The lobster LOSER

is in Canada

Next chance for

lobster is in

the fall, although

I wouldn't be

holding my breath:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:
The Lobster Loser

is alive and

well and living

in The Villages.

He merely refuses

to acknowledge his

indebtedness to Barefoot

because he is

a whimpy whippersnapper. :ohdear: :boxing2: :Screen_of_Death:

golfing eagles 07-11-2017 04:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1422953)
LOL, I knew

that you lost

track of which

thread on which

you were posting!

That occasionally happens

to all posters.

At 115 in

Canada, tires would

melt off cars.



The Lobster Loser

is alive and

well and living

in The Villages.

He merely refuses

to acknowledge his

indebtedness to Barefoot

because he is

a whimpy whippersnapper. :ohdear: :boxing2: :Screen_of_Death:

Whimpy whippersnapper???? Such

harsh language, how

did it ever

get past the

network profanity censors???:1rotfl:

But then I

realized that term

must be Canada-speak

for "I know

GE won the

bet, I know

BF lost the

bet, I know

he is quicker

and wittier than

I, so I

have nothing left

to offer but

to call him

a lame name:1rotfl:

Oh, and to

deliver his lobster!

BTW, there is

no "h" in

the word "wimpy":1rotfl:

Taltarzac725 07-11-2017 06:42 AM
Whimpy Whippersnapper.
 
Quite alliterative that.

Nucky 07-11-2017 03:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1422985)
Quite alliterative that.
The H belongs

in if the

wimp is a

cheeseburger guy. Could

be different north

of the border?

Who really knows.

Decision goes GE.

Sorry Mrs. Barefoot. :clap2::clap2:

dbussone 07-11-2017 03:42 PM
Three Word Sentences
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1422966)
Whimpy whippersnapper???? Such



harsh language, how



did it ever



get past the



network profanity censors???:1rotfl:



But then I



realized that term



must be Canada-speak



for "I know



GE won the



bet, I know



BF lost the



bet, I know



he is quicker



and wittier than



I, so I



have nothing left



to offer but



to call him



a lame name:1rotfl:



Oh, and to



deliver his lobster!



BTW, there is



no "h" in



the word "wimpy":1rotfl:


Have we become

A political thread?

No way Jose!


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dbussone 07-11-2017 03:46 PM
Three Word Sentences
 
Want Tacos delivered?

Is it emergency?

If so, dial:

Nine Juan Juan!



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Nucky 07-11-2017 03:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1423161)
Want Tacos delivered?

Is it emergency?

If so, dial:

Nine Juan Juan!



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Juan Two Three! :mademyday::1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

dbussone 07-11-2017 04:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1423165)
Juan Two Three! :mademyday::1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:


That's the ticket!


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Nucky 07-12-2017 02:01 PM
Mrs. Polar Bear

has uncovered a

Lobster Gangster who

possibly vacations half

of the year

in the Bosom

of The Villages.

Yes our own

Sweet Polly PureBread

From the Lascivious

Lady Lobster Lovers

Gang, Lady Lake.

Nucky 07-12-2017 02:05 PM
Check out the

post Okay..who

did it?!? Barefoot?

Barefoot 07-12-2017 11:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1422966)
Whimpy whippersnapper???? Such

harsh language, how

did it ever

get past the

network profanity censors???:1rotfl:

But then I

realized that term

must be Canada-speak

for "I know

GE won the

bet, I know

BF lost the

bet, I know

he is quicker

and wittier than

I, so I

have nothing left

to offer but

to call him

a lame name:1rotfl:

Oh, and to

deliver his lobster!

BTW, there is

no "h" in

the word "wimpy":1rotfl:

Yhou've ohutdone yhourself. :a20:

Barefoot 07-12-2017 11:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1423533)
Check out the

post Okay..who

did it?!? Barefoot?
:confused::confused::confused:

dewilson58 07-13-2017 06:34 AM
Can I play??

dewilson58 07-13-2017 06:35 AM
Duck for supper.

dewilson58 07-13-2017 06:35 AM
Duck isn't lobster.

dewilson58 07-13-2017 06:36 AM
Tastes like chicken.

Taltarzac725 07-13-2017 09:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dewilson58 (Post 1423740)
Tastes like chicken.
Chicken tastes like??? :MOJE_whot::1rotfl:

dbussone 07-13-2017 09:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dewilson58 (Post 1423740)
Tastes like chicken.


Tastes like duck!


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Nucky 07-13-2017 10:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dewilson58 (Post 1423737)
Can I play??
Let the bosses

know I sent

you to this

thread please. I

get a free

Two Pound Lobster

on all referrals.:clap2:

Nucky 07-13-2017 10:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1423785)
Chicken tastes like??? :MOJE_whot::1rotfl:
Everybody knows that

Wabbits taste like

Chicken. Bug's Bunny

says it's so! :icon_hungry::icon_hungry:

Nucky 07-13-2017 10:35 AM
I never liked

Chicken but now

that we've met

up with Publix

Fried Chicken It's

Finger Lickin Goodly!

dbussone 07-13-2017 10:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1423812)
Everybody knows that



Wabbits taste like



Chicken. Bug's Bunny



says it's so! :icon_hungry::icon_hungry:


In China everything

Is like dog

And often cat.

Not going there.


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Nucky 07-13-2017 11:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1423824)
In China everything

Is like dog

And often cat.

Not going there.


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BIG big trouble! :1rotfl:

Nucky 07-15-2017 06:49 PM
Clip, Snip, Clip!

dewilson58 07-15-2017 06:51 PM
Sounds like vasectomy.

dewilson58 07-15-2017 06:57 PM
16,000 coming soon.

:22yikes:

dewilson58 07-15-2017 06:58 PM
so many lobsters

dbussone 07-15-2017 07:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dewilson58 (Post 1424661)
so many lobsters


Darn you're good.

Keep it up.



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Nucky 07-15-2017 08:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1424663)
Darn you're good.

Keep it up.



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I think we

should vote dewilson58

into the gang.

Calm down, no

vote, every time

I vote I

get into trouble. :oops::loco:

Nucky 07-15-2017 08:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dewilson58 (Post 1424660)
16,000 coming soon.

:22yikes:
I hope you

mean 16,000 Lobster

not 16,000 Vasectomies! :rant-rave:


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