Fifteen Yard Penalty

on Two Posters

on the previous

page. Reset the

clock to happier

times. Resume Play.

Loss of down.

Smile it's just

a little joke! :1rotfl:

Wow Moderator on

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What is this

world coming to?

Sorry to bother

you Mr. Monitor.

Won't happen again!

Not from Me.

Hope dog's OK?

Sleeping now, snoring

Like a bear.

Thank You Tal.

You are welcome.

That's great, Nucky


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TSA Finds 20 lb. Lobster Alive In Checked Bag | WFMYNEWS2.com

Here it comes!!!

There it goes!!


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Mrs. Barefoot breaks

loose sends crustacean

to The Villages. :pepper2:

Sounds about right. ;)

Did you see

who found the

Big Lobster. NEWMAN! :swear:

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Sure does look

Like it's Newman!


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Looked for it

on my doorstep

Alas, same old,

just same old:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

FEDEX won't deliver

Until after 8AM. :praying:



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Hard to carry...

...a HUGE lobster.

Just checking in.

Hello thread starter. https://www.talkofthevillages.com/fo...456-post1.html

All is well.

No lobster yet.


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Sure miss zcaveman. :(

You are considered

Royalty :welcome: in this

department. I can't

count the amount

of times your

thread put a

smile on my

now happy face!

Thank You K-9

Lover! Bless You. :BigApplause::BigApplause::mademyday:

Nucky says it! :MOJE_whot::D:thumbup:

What a great

person to publish

Nuts And Bolts

about The Villages.

A very fair

handed person when

posting also. Wish

I knew him

better. He was

from the nicest

part of N.J.

Had not known...

... he was from...

...New Jersey Nucky.

If my frail

memory serves me

correctly. Northern Jersey. :clap2:

Nice New Jersey?

That's an oxymoron? [emoji33][emoji41]


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Are lobsters there?

Does cement crack?

Sammy collects money

To pickup trash.

Then gives it

To cousin Vinny.

Nucky left NJ.

Nothing good left! [emoji41]


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Oxymoron is that

the bad thing

that people talk

instead of beer????? :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

When you correct

you are correct.

New Jersey Sucks

especially the $$TAXES$$! :highfive::highfive::highfive:

Lobster in Jersey

all have Dioxin! :blahblahblah:

That's why I

expect my lobster

bet winnings to

come from Canada:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

That's like waiting

For the Rapture!


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Longer than that

I would imagine:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Lose bet, pay

bet, eat bet

Sounds pretty easy

to me, unless

you dodge the

lobster draft and

hide in Canada:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Rap-ture is that

the music my

kids listen to?

Like Snoop Dog

Jayz and DMX???

I'z just kiddin'! :faint:

A Draft Dodging

Lobster. Now that's

letting the snake

outta the bag

or the Lobster

outta the trap.:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl::clap2:

Somebody is owed

some interest here!

If we can't

Figure out who,

I have dibs.


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Lobster Thermidor - Wikipedia

This any good?

This should be

settled once and

for all when

Mrs. Barefoot arrives

from her Igloo. :ohdear:

Lobster Thermidor is

A fabulous dish.


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The thaw in

Canada is usually

August 1, then

Winter starts the

Very next day.

It is so

Hard to travel

That VIPs often

Request US submarines

To bust ice.


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Don't we have

someone on the

payroll who can

melt the ice

with their words

or their breathe

or their heart??????

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Who's on payroll?

Certainly not me!

I thought this

Was volunteer position.

Who gets paid?

Is GE paid?

Is Bare paid?

Not by lobster!


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