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Nucky 06-29-2017 09:50 PM
If Lobster was

pay then we

would all be

bags of bones

in the corner

of the lanai.

Taltarzac725 06-30-2017 04:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1418782)
If Lobster was

pay then we

would all be

bags of bones

in the corner

of the lanai.
Vermont house on...

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dbussone 06-30-2017 05:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1418782)
If Lobster was



pay then we



would all be



bags of bones



in the corner



of the lanai.


Bones on lanai,

Lobsters in sky.

GE wants delivery

Bare can't fly.


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Taltarzac725 06-30-2017 07:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1419098)
Bones on lanai,

Lobsters in sky.

GE wants delivery

Bare can't fly.


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The Flying Lobsters - Full Concert - Live @ Zwiebelturm Open Air 07/07/2012 - YouTube

Do lobsters fly?

dbussone 06-30-2017 08:42 PM
Three Word Sentences
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1419136)


Yes, if properly

Packed for flight.

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golfing eagles 07-01-2017 04:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1419098)
Bones on lanai,

Lobsters in sky.

GE wants delivery

Bare can't fly.


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You're a poet

and didn't know'it:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Taltarzac725 07-01-2017 07:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1419201)
You're a poet

and didn't know'it:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:
Lobster Poem by Anne Sexton - Poem Hunter

A lobster poem.

Nucky 07-01-2017 08:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1419246)
Lobster on Crack! :clap2::clap2::clap2:

Taltarzac725 07-01-2017 08:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1419289)
Lobster on Crack! :clap2::clap2::clap2:
Sounds like it.

golfing eagles 07-01-2017 08:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1419289)
Lobster on Crack! :clap2::clap2::clap2:
I'd much rather

crack the lobster!

Especially if it

is extremely long

overdue CANADIAN lobster:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Nucky 07-01-2017 09:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1419299)
I'd much rather

crack the lobster!

Especially if it

is extremely long

overdue CANADIAN lobster:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:
I know the

Bettor is a

great person but

I don't understand

why the bet

hasn't been paid

in full yet?

The Betee must

be tired of

such long Tomfoolery! :highfive:

golfing eagles 07-01-2017 09:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1419304)
I know the

Bettor is a

great person but

I don't understand

why the bet

hasn't been paid

in full yet?

The Betee must

be tired of

such long Tomfoolery! :highfive:
Very easy to

understand. A contract

have 5 conditions

to be valid----

Offer and acceptance

competent parties, legal

purpose, consideration, and

meeting of the

minds. The offer

and acceptance were

clear, as was

the consideration. The

meeting of the

minds was way

off, I have

my doubts about

the competence of

the other party:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

And sports betting

falls short of

having legal purpose

Hence, unfortunately for

me, THE WINNER

the bet seems

to be invalid:grumpy::grumpy::grumpy:

Taltarzac725 07-01-2017 09:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1419313)
Very easy to

understand. A contract

have 5 conditions

to be valid----

Offer and acceptance

competent parties, legal

purpose, consideration, and

meeting of the

minds. The offer

and acceptance were

clear, as was

the consideration. The

meeting of the

minds was way

off, I have

my doubts about

the competence of

the other party:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

And sports betting

falls short of

having legal purpose

Hence, unfortunately for

me, THE WINNER

the bet seems

to be invalid:grumpy::grumpy::grumpy:
No mind meeting.

So, no seating

And then eating

at Red Lobster.

Nucky 07-01-2017 08:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1419313)
Very easy to

understand. A contract

have 5 conditions

to be valid----

Offer and acceptance

competent parties, legal

purpose, consideration, and

meeting of the

minds. The offer

and acceptance were

clear, as was

the consideration. The

meeting of the

minds was way

off, I have

my doubts about

the competence of

the other party:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

And sports betting

falls short of

having legal purpose

Hence, unfortunately for

me, THE WINNER

the bet seems

to be invalid:grumpy::grumpy::grumpy:
Where were the

parties to the

abovementioned bet when

it was executed?? :evil6:

Do both parties

need to be

on the same

Terra Firma? Wondering????

Possibly different Countries???

Ah Ha Kojak!! :shrug:

dbussone 07-01-2017 09:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1419510)
Where were the



parties to the



abovementioned bet when



it was executed?? :evil6:



Do both parties



need to be



on the same



Terra Firma? Wondering????



Possibly different Countries???



Ah Ha Kojak!! :shrug:


Well done Nicky.

Who is your

daddy now? Asking!


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Nucky 07-01-2017 09:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1419522)
Well done Nicky.

Who is your

daddy now? Asking!


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Who ever is

Serving the Lobster!!

dbussone 07-01-2017 10:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1419527)
Who ever is



Serving the Lobster!!


And why would

My iPhone correct

Nucky to Nicky?


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Taltarzac725 07-02-2017 06:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1419550)
And why would

My iPhone correct

Nucky to Nicky?


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Maybe obsessive compulsive?

Nucky 07-02-2017 10:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1419550)
And why would

My iPhone correct

Nucky to Nicky?


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I thought I

received a promotion.

Nicky Blue Eyes! :a20:

Taltarzac725 07-02-2017 10:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1419697)
I thought I

received a promotion.

Nicky Blue Eyes! :a20:
Is Bare overheating...

...up in Canada?

Taltarzac725 07-02-2017 10:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1419708)
Is Bare overheating...

...up in Canada?
15,900 replies wow!!

dbussone 07-02-2017 12:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1419697)
I thought I



received a promotion.



Nicky Blue Eyes! :a20:


It is yours

If you want! :Nicky:


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dbussone 07-02-2017 12:42 PM
Nicky's da man!


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Nucky 07-02-2017 01:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1419742)
It is yours

If you want! :Nicky:


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Sorry to inform

you my friend,

ten yard penalty

loss of down!

Misspelling very :clap2: allowable

but Three Word

Rule is irrevocable.

Nicky over, out!

Only a Real

Nudge :read: would point

out a easy

spelling error rite?

Taltarzac725 07-02-2017 08:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1419759)
Sorry to inform

you my friend,

ten yard penalty

loss of down!

Misspelling very :clap2: allowable

but Three Word

Rule is irrevocable.

Nicky over, out!

Only a Real

Nudge :read: would point

out a easy

spelling error rite?
Its his phone.

dbussone 07-02-2017 09:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1419759)
Sorry to inform



you my friend,



ten yard penalty



loss of down!



Misspelling very :clap2: allowable



but Three Word



Rule is irrevocable.



Nicky over, out!



Only a Real



Nudge :read: would point



out a easy



spelling error rite?


Rite you are!


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Nucky 07-02-2017 09:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1419858)
Its his phone.
Let's talk about

cell phones for

a moment. I

have learned a

big lesson. I

will be going

with the carrier

and phone that

is the least

aggravating. One I

can test from

home for several

day. Verizon and

Concast are Finished

even for free :censored:

NO FR!551ng way! :wave::wave:

dbussone 07-02-2017 09:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1419877)
Let's talk about



cell phones for



a moment. I



have learned a



big lesson. I



will be going



with the carrier



and phone that



is the least



aggravating. One I



can test from



home for several



day. Verizon and



Concast are Finished



even for free :censored:



NO FR!551ng way! :wave::wave:


Someone's not happy! [emoji33]


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Nucky 07-02-2017 10:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1419882)
Someone's not happy! [emoji33]


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Verizon, need a

booster connected to

the internet for

good inside reception.

This is nogoodski. :024:

And billing problems

Barefoot 07-03-2017 09:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1416653)
Barney the Boxer

is bleeding from

The outside of

his nose. It's

good for 24

hours and then

whammo it looks

like a crime

scene. Poor guy.

Trying Styptic Powder

rite now. Ice,

pressure, ointment did

not work. Pray. :pray:
Praying for Barney.

I wish him

best of health.

Keep us updated.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1416746)
About that lobster.
So many posts

about lobster. I'm

too busy to

read them all.

Sitting in my igloo

eating lobster after

lobster after lobster. :mmmm:

Quote:
Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1416773)
I need lobster.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1417206)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1417227)
Mrs. Barefoot breaks

loose sends crustacean

to The Villages.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1417387)
Hard to carry...

...a HUGE lobster.
Quote:
Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1417987)
All is well.

No lobster yet.
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1418240)
Sounds pretty easy

to me, unless

you dodge the

lobster draft and

hide in Canada.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1418264)
A Draft Dodging

Lobster. Now that's

letting the snake

outta the bag

or the Lobster

outta the trap!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1418274)
This should be

settled once and

for all when

Mrs. Barefoot arrives

from her Igloo.
Quote:
Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1419098)
Bones on lanai,

Lobsters in sky.

GE wants delivery

Bare can't fly.
Well done dbussone!

Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1419299)
I'd much rather

crack the lobster!

Especially if it

is extremely long

overdue CANADIAN lobster.
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1419313)
I have

my doubts about

the competence of

the other party.
I also have

serious doubts about

the USA bettor. :ohdear:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1419708)
Is Bare overheating...

...up in Canada?

dbussone 07-03-2017 09:34 PM
Three Word Sentences
 
Dear Bare, I

Hope the reason

It took so

Long for you

To reply was

NOT because you

Were eating lobster

All that time.

(I need some.)


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Barefoot 07-04-2017 09:38 AM
We eat fresh-caught

lobster daily in

our igloo in

the frozen north

where it is

sunny today and

75 beautiful degrees!

dbussone 07-04-2017 10:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1420549)
We eat fresh-caught



lobster daily in



our igloo in



the frozen north



where it is



sunny today and



75 beautiful degrees!


76 below zero?


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Nucky 07-04-2017 10:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1420566)
76 below zero?


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It was so

cold Mrs Barefoot

saw a rabbit

wearing ear muffs! :pepper2:

Barefoot 07-04-2017 10:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1420566)
76 below zero?
:ohdear: You've been hanging

around with GE!

It's swimming weather.

Taltarzac725 07-04-2017 11:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1420577)
:ohdear: You've been hanging

around with GE!

It's swimming weather.
Seems about 100...

...degrees here now.

Barefoot 07-04-2017 06:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1420599)
Seems about 100...

...degrees here now.
I can't imagine

what it's like

in TV now.

Fireboy wishes he

were there, he

likes it hot.

Warm days and

cool nights are

perfect for me. :icon_wink:

Still no occupancy

permit for our

house in TV. :ohdear:

dbussone 07-04-2017 06:25 PM
Three Word Sentences
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1420791)
I can't imagine

what it's like

in TV now.

Fireboy wishes he

were there, he

likes it hot.

Warm days and

cool nights are

perfect for me. :icon_wink:

Still no occupancy

permit for our

house in TV. :ohdear:


I would be

happy to adopt

Both of you,

Would that help?


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Nucky 07-05-2017 07:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1420791)
I can't imagine

what it's like

in TV now.

Fireboy wishes he

were there, he

likes it hot.

Warm days and

cool nights are

perfect for me. :icon_wink:

Still no occupancy

permit for our

house in TV. :ohdear:
Time for Vito

and Rocco show? :blahblahblah::1rotfl:

For the permit?

annerussell 07-05-2017 11:44 AM
options are great.


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