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Barefoot 06-18-2018 02:35 PM

It is 86

degrees in Ontario

today. :faint: How do

year round residents

of The Villages

stand the heat?

Is it true

that blood thins?

Taltarzac725 06-18-2018 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1554317)
It is 86

degrees in Ontario

today. :faint: How do

year round residents

of The Villages

stand the heat?

Is it true

that blood thins?

Pools and siestas.

Wiotte 06-18-2018 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1554317)
It is 86

degrees in Ontario

today. :faint: How do

year round residents

of The Villages

stand the heat?

Is it true

that blood thins?



I looked for

A viscosity meter

On Amazon Prime

Just couldn’t figure

Out how to

Stick the giant

Burette tube into

My biggest vein


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Nucky 06-18-2018 04:50 PM

Mrs. Barefooterer it

is a walk

in the park

down yonder in

the summer. After

a while you

don't even notice

the humongous inferno!

I love it.

Helps the aches

and pain lessen.

ColdNoMore 06-18-2018 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1554317)
How do

year round residents

of The Villages

stand the heat?


Is it true

that blood thins?


Only kind of.

Still too thick

for summers here.

Too thin for

winters back there.
:ohdear:

Barefoot 06-21-2018 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiotte (Post 1554349)
I looked for

A viscosity meter

On Amazon Prime

Just couldn’t figure

Out how to

Stick the giant

Burette tube into

My biggest vein


When you figure

it out, :shocked: please

let us know.

I think a

lot of folks

travel to visit

family or friends

in cooler places.

Wiotte 06-21-2018 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1555381)
When you figure

it out, :shocked: please

let us know.

I think a

lot of folks

travel to visit

family or friends

in cooler places.



I love heat

I love heat

I love heat

I love heat

I love heat

I love heat

Old bones love

This Florida heat


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tomwed 06-22-2018 09:00 AM

Nothing to it.

Barefoot 06-22-2018 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiotte (Post 1555382)
Old bones love

This Florida heat.

It's true that

old bones work

best when it's

hot and sunny. :thumbup:

Taltarzac725 06-22-2018 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1555436)
It's true that

old bones work

best when it's

hot and sunny. :thumbup:

Sweat glands too. :throwtomatoes:

Nucky 06-22-2018 01:42 PM

Just wanted to

stop by and

tell you all

I got invited

to go hunting.

Hunting what? Not

certain yet. Take

Care, My Friends!

Taltarzac725 06-22-2018 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1555492)
Just wanted to

stop by and

tell you all

I got invited

to go hunting.

Hunting what? Not

certain yet. Take

Care, My Friends!

Lobsters, Nucky, maybe???

In a tank

at Winn-Dixie?:D

Taltarzac725 06-22-2018 02:33 PM

Could not donate

platelets today because

of burn from

pan of french

fries last Sunday.

Still feeling the

burn from those

crispy french fries.

Burned arm taking

the pan out. :(

Kept pan straight

and dropped none!!!

Nucky 06-24-2018 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1555512)
Could not donate

platelets today because

of burn from

pan of french

fries last Sunday.

Still feeling the

burn from those

crispy french fries.

Burned arm taking

the pan out. :(

Kept pan straight

and dropped none!!!

Most important thing

Tal my friend.

Never drop the

food at any

cost. I'm grateful

I don't know

how to cook.

The food stories

on here make

me salivate but

the cooking ship

has definitely sailed. :duck:

Hope your arm

heals very quickly.

Taltarzac725 06-24-2018 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1555904)
Most important thing

Tal my friend.

Never drop the

food at any

cost. I'm grateful

I don't know

how to cook.

The food stories

on here make

me salivate but

the cooking ship

has definitely sailed. :duck:

Hope your arm

heals very quickly.

It is healing

very slowly, Nucky. :cry:

Barefoot 06-24-2018 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1555930)
It is healing

very slowly, Nucky. :cry:

My friend, this

too shall pass.

Taltarzac725 06-25-2018 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1556169)
My friend, this

too shall pass.

Still hurts sometimes.:sad:

dewilson58 06-25-2018 08:23 PM

Nothing but gas.

dewilson58 06-25-2018 08:24 PM

Two gassy threads.

tomwed 06-25-2018 08:38 PM

sorry it happened

Taltarzac725 06-25-2018 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dewilson58 (Post 1556422)
Nothing but gas.

Cooking with gas.

Taltarzac725 06-25-2018 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1556443)
Cooking with gas.

Watch where you

let one pass.

dewilson58 06-26-2018 05:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1556444)
Watch where you

let one pass.


Some can't control.


:pray:

Nucky 06-26-2018 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dewilson58 (Post 1556471)
Some can't control.


:pray:

You know you

are getting old

when a mere

sneezearooney brings on

the dreaded double

whammy. You know? :a20:

Or merely seeing

a Shell Gas

Station sign triggers

a comfort break.

dewilson58 06-26-2018 05:54 AM

Sharting in public.

Taltarzac725 06-26-2018 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dewilson58 (Post 1556476)
Sharting in public.

Back to gas.

Or are we

still very there?

Blazing Saddles Fart Scene - YouTube

dewilson58 06-26-2018 07:55 AM

Death, Taxes, Gas

tomwed 06-26-2018 08:08 AM

Hole in Ones?

Taltarzac725 06-26-2018 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomwed (Post 1556510)
Hole in Ones?

Golf or underpants?

Taltarzac725 06-27-2018 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1556613)
Golf or underpants?

John Daly's outfits?

Could hide stuff. http://us.loudmouthgolf.com/index.ph...SAAEgKIaPD_BwE

dewilson58 06-27-2018 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1556762)
John Daly's outfits?

Could hide stuff. http://us.loudmouthgolf.com/index.ph...SAAEgKIaPD_BwE

And his son's.

Taltarzac725 06-27-2018 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dewilson58 (Post 1556766)
And his son's.

Matching loud pants.

Barefoot 06-28-2018 12:31 PM

Indubitably, boys will

be boys who

love fart jokes. :shocked:

Nucky 06-29-2018 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1557129)
Indubitably, boys will

be boys who

love fart jokes. :shocked:

How about walking

into one that

someone left for

you and is

watching your reaction? :1rotfl:

Always at Walmart!

ColdNoMore 06-29-2018 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1557129)
Indubitably, boys will

be boys who

love fart jokes. :shocked:


Pull my finger. :1rotfl:

Taltarzac725 06-29-2018 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1557331)
How about walking

into one that

someone left for

you and is

watching your reaction? :1rotfl:

Always at Walmart!

Walmart is often

quite an experience.

Taltarzac725 06-29-2018 06:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1557356)
Walmart is often

quite an experience.

Been even stranger

of late for

me for some

reason or another. :1rotfl:

Wiotte 06-29-2018 11:10 PM

Seems like three

Word sentences is

Suffering from NOTHING

But a slowdown


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Taltarzac725 06-30-2018 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiotte (Post 1557625)
Seems like three

Word sentences is

Suffering from NOTHING

But a slowdown


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That is because

the NOTHING crowd

is very active

on that thread.

Nucky 06-30-2018 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1557627)
That is because

the NOTHING crowd

is very active

on that thread.

I think the

Lobster contestants have

come to a

nondisclosure contract agreement.

Case is closed.

Lobster is Kaput!

Not for NOTHING.


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