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dbussone 06-01-2016 07:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1234528)
Labor of Love.



Probably Two More



days of packing.



Shredding party over.



Children from Mrs.



Nucky business called



last night. A



real tear jerker.



Business is closed.



Final inspections on



our home happening.



Enough already. :ohdear: We



could sleep for



a month. Finally



it is REAL.


What is real?

Is reality real?

Are you real?

I'm really real!

So is TV.

Come on down.


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golfing eagles 06-01-2016 07:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1234454)
Rough day on

TOTV today. Many

men going thru

the dreaded womenopause.

In the immortal

words of Archie

Bunker I'm gonna

give you fifteen

minutes to change. :popcorn:

I'm going thru

lobsterpause, a medical

condition arising from

a lack of

lobster being delivered

by the LOSER

of NLCS bet:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Taltarzac725 06-01-2016 08:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1234568)
I'm going thru

lobsterpause, a medical

condition arising from

a lack of

lobster being delivered

by the LOSER

of NLCS bet:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:
Lasting long time. :popcorn::popcorn:

dbussone 06-01-2016 09:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1234568)
I'm going thru



lobsterpause, a medical



condition arising from



a lack of



lobster being delivered



by the LOSER



of NLCS bet:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:


A dangerous condition

If not treated

On timely basis



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dbussone 06-01-2016 09:13 AM
Three Word Sentences
 
If you look

Up lobster in

Wikipedia, you'll see

An emaciated GE.

:aka: lobster wasting disease


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Nucky 06-01-2016 09:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1234568)
I'm going thru

lobsterpause, a medical

condition arising from

a lack of

lobster being delivered

by the LOSER

of NLCS bet:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:
I feel like

Ed McMahon I'll

keep setting up

the jokes and

you knock em

out of the park.

I love it! :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Mrs. Nucky very

sick since friday.

It's always something.

Made her chicken

soup. It almost

did her in.

Not to good. :mmmm:barfbarfbarf

Nucky 06-01-2016 09:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1234547)
What is real?

Is reality real?

Are you real?

I'm really real!

So is TV.

Come on down.


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Reality is just

a real hallucination. :popcorn:

Taltarzac725 06-01-2016 12:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1234633)
Reality is just

a real hallucination. :popcorn:
I eat lobster...

...therefore, I am!!!

Project Gutenberg Titles by Rene Descartes (Descartes, Rene, 1596-1650)

Cogito ergo sum - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Barefoot 06-01-2016 12:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1234568)
I'm going thru

lobsterpause, a medical

condition arising from

a lack of

lobster being delivered

by the LOSER

of NLCS bet
Or perhaps you're

going through sanitypause,

obviously a condition

that makes Eagles

who have lost

bets claim they

have won them!! :boxing2:

Taltarzac725 06-01-2016 12:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1234726)
Or perhaps you're

going through sanitypause,

obviously a condition

that makes Eagles

who have lost

bets claim they

have won them!! :boxing2:
Sanitypause, Barefoot-- funny.

Many accused me

of that for

years and years.

They had reason

though as usual.

Personal interest-- theirs'!!!

Taltarzac725 06-01-2016 12:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1234728)
Sanitypause, Barefoot-- funny.

Many accused me

of that for

years and years.

They had reason

though as usual.

Personal interest-- theirs'!!!
The Force is...

...with me now. :a040::coolsmiley::spoken:

Millennium Falcon - Wookieepedia - Wikia

Or, at least...

...appears to be.

Google Taltarzac725 more.

golfing eagles 06-01-2016 03:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1234726)
Or perhaps you're

going through sanitypause,

obviously a condition

that makes Eagles

who have lost

bets claim they

have won them!! :boxing2:

I don't think

so. It's a

well known medical

FACT that "sanitypause"

requires 2 X

chromosomes and therefore

only you could

have developed it:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Taltarzac725 06-01-2016 03:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1234815)
I don't think

so. It's a

well known medical

FACT that "sanitypause"

requires 2 X

chromosomes and therefore

only you could

have developed it:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:
That was has...

...been used as...

...well to discredit...

...female do-gooders.

golfing eagles 06-01-2016 06:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1234819)
That was has...

...been used as...

...well to discredit...

...female do-gooders.

True, but doesn't

apply to those

that create lobster

deficiency by failing

to pay bets:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Nucky 06-01-2016 09:08 PM
Oh my. Just

got home from

the Goodbye Tour. :a040:

Many tears shed

but not by

me. No Way! :BigApplause:

I'm happier than

a clam at

the highest tide! :a040::a040:


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