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fw102807 03-08-2018 12:20 PM
Living in TV is hilarious
 
On my news email this morning there was a story about a man stealing an ambulance from the ER because he was tired of waiting and right under that a complaint about dogs dancing at the town square. You can't make this stuff up! :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

graciegirl 03-08-2018 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1521833)
On my news email this morning there was a story about a man stealing an ambulance from the ER because he was tired of waiting and right under that a complaint about dogs dancing at the town square. You can't make this stuff up! :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:
You are absolutely right. I love living here. The drunks and the younger old, they keeps things hopping. Never a dull moment....EXCEPT when posters write over a thousand words.............

fw102807 03-08-2018 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by graciegirl (Post 1521846)
You are absolutely right. I love living here. The drunks and the younger old, they keeps things hopping. Never a dull moment....EXCEPT when posters write over a thousand words.............
Is there an extra charge for that? Who does the counting?

DonH57 03-08-2018 02:46 PM
Yeah. The Villages and TOTV is regular laugh riot!

tomwed 03-08-2018 02:57 PM
Dogs dancing in the Square?
please tell me what you read

fw102807 03-08-2018 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by tomwed (Post 1521874)
Dogs dancing in the Square?
please tell me what you read
A Villager told the Amenity Authority Committee on Wednesday morning that dogs should not be allowed on the dance floors at the town squares.

Villager said the squares should be reserved for people.

It was in the Villages News this morning

tomwed 03-08-2018 03:24 PM
thank you
I'll need to think about this. I don't have a dog in this fight.

My Post 03-08-2018 03:27 PM
Why would you want your dog to be in that situation anyway. It could get stepped on.

rustyp 03-08-2018 03:32 PM
August 2015 remember this ? You right - you just can't make this stuff up.

"You know its hot outside when a sweet little ole line dancer lady, punches another dancer in the face........"

tomwed 03-08-2018 03:33 PM
Was there one dog bothering a lot of people or was it a gang sneaking up on many people?

tomwed 03-08-2018 03:35 PM
Did at anytime the dog ask you for your name or little card we all hand out to perspective golfing buddies?

graciegirl 03-08-2018 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by tomwed (Post 1521887)
Was there one dog bothering a lot of people or was it a gang sneaking up on many people?
It was dogs from a South American country in a group...some called them a gang. They had a number...what was it..I think something like Kay- nine. Little mutt in a Sombrero was the leader...(I tried to spell chiwawa.) Name was George but pronounced differently.

tomwed 03-08-2018 03:38 PM
Did the dog have alcohol on his breadth? I know it's presumptuous of me to think you got that close but we are friends now so you may feel at liberty to answer.

graciegirl 03-08-2018 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by tomwed (Post 1521890)
Did the dog have alcohol on his breadth? I know it's presumptuous of me to think you got that close but we are friends now so you may feel at liberty to answer.
No, just on his width.

fw102807 03-08-2018 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by tomwed (Post 1521890)
Did the dog have alcohol on his breadth? I know it's presumptuous of me to think you got that close but we are friends now so you may feel at liberty to answer.
I think it's because the dog didn't know the dance steps.

tomwed 03-08-2018 03:43 PM
Good point Gracie. Did the dog bark like Antonio Banderas? He has quite the reputation with women from Spanish Springs if you know what I mean.

DonH57 03-08-2018 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1521875)
A Villager told the Amenity Authority Committee on Wednesday morning that dogs should not be allowed on the dance floors at the town squares.

Villager said the squares should be reserved for people.

It was in the Villages News this morning
We all know they will print anything

tomwed 03-08-2018 03:53 PM
I have a lot more questions but I don't want this thread to be closed down just because I'm a silly man who asks a lot of silly questions.

fw102807 03-08-2018 04:03 PM
I would never bring my dog down there because he has 2 left feet.

tomwed 03-08-2018 04:09 PM
I knew a dog name Eileen that had two left feet.

tomwed 03-08-2018 04:11 PM
ooops - not everyone is from NJ

manaboutown 03-08-2018 04:22 PM
It never stops. Two women lunching together at Sweet Tomatoes got into a name calling match which ended when one slapped the other and were pulled apart. Unmentionable news. Rock and Roll! Lol.

graciegirl 03-08-2018 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1521875)
A Villager told the Amenity Authority Committee on Wednesday morning that dogs should not be allowed on the dance floors at the town squares.

Villager said the squares should be reserved for people.

It was in the Villages News this morning
How'd you do that???? You typed the unmentionable words and they didn't get all astericked out.

CWGUY 03-08-2018 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by graciegirl (Post 1521915)
How'd you do that???? You typed the unmentionable words and they didn't get all astericked out.
Words are allowed..... site is not. No " .com " added. :1rotfl:

fw102807 03-08-2018 06:08 PM
I find it interesting that everyone jumped on the dancing dog story but no one said a word about the guy who stole an ambulance!

rustyp 03-08-2018 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1521926)
I find it interesting that everyone jumped on the dancing dog story but no one said a word about the guy who stole an ambulance!
I see it as the guy who took the ambulance was totally frustrated and feeling terrible and made a spur of the moment bad decision to solve a ride home problem. As for the dog dancers, their owner left the house with the purpose of I'm going to parade my dog around the dancers and public tonight for what ? Exercise for the dog or get attention to themselves. Which person is more psychotic ?

fw102807 03-08-2018 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by rustyp (Post 1521928)
I see it as the guy who took the ambulance was totally frustrated and feeling terrible and made a spur of the moment bad decision to solve a ride home problem. As for the dog dancers, their owner left the house with the purpose of I'm going to parade my dog around the dancers and public tonight for what ? Exercise for the dog or get attention to themselves. Which person is more psychotic ?
Very good question. To me both situations are very bizarre and the stuff sitcoms are made of.

ColdNoMore 03-08-2018 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1521926)
I find it interesting that everyone jumped on the dancing dog story but no one said a word about the guy who stole an ambulance!
The article said...

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“He was upset because he was just put in the hallway to wait and was not being seen at the hospital,” the deputy wrote in the arrest report.
I think the dearth of comments in this thread, is attributable to so many other threads...lamenting the same frustration. :D


I cracked up about how the ambulance had a gps so they were able to watch him the whole time, including when he parked the ambulance in the driveway of his neighbor’s home, who he was mad at...because she had previously called law enforcement on him. :clap2:


And maybe the funniest part was that he was found in the trunk of a car...in his own garage! :1rotfl:

graciegirl 03-08-2018 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by ColdNoMore (Post 1521931)
The article said...



I think the dearth of comments in this thread, is attributable to so many other threads...lamenting the same frustration. :D


I cracked up about how the ambulance had a gps so they were able to watch him the whole time, including when he parked the ambulance in the driveway of his neighbor’s home, who he was mad at...because she had previously called law enforcement on him. :clap2:


And maybe the funniest part was that he was found in the trunk of a car...in his own garage! :1rotfl:
Wesh2 said the guy was drunk. I don't know if they checked his breadth though.

fw102807 03-08-2018 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by ColdNoMore (Post 1521931)
The article said...



I think the dearth of comments in this thread, is attributable to so many other threads...lamenting the same frustration. :D


I cracked up about how the ambulance had a gps so they were able to watch him the whole time, including when he parked the ambulance in the driveway of his neighbor’s home, who he was mad at...because she had previously called law enforcement on him. :clap2:


And maybe the funniest part was that he was found in the trunk of a car...in his own garage! :1rotfl:
It is funny and sad at the same time.

EPutnam1863 03-08-2018 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by My Post (Post 1521882)
Why would you want your dog to be in that situation anyway. It could get stepped on.
And we could step in their you-know-what.

CFrance 03-08-2018 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1521902)
I would never bring my dog down there because he has 2 left feet.
That's funny!!:1rotfl:

graciegirl 03-08-2018 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by CFrance (Post 1521964)
That's funny!!:1rotfl:
I was gonna get all het up and defend Crosby...but come to think of it, he does have two left feet.

They are both lovely and skillful.

CFrance 03-08-2018 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by graciegirl (Post 1521965)
I was gonna get all het up and defend Crosby...but come to think of it, he does have two left feet.

They are both lovely and skillful.
Ha ha! I thought it was a very clever response.

And Crosby thanks you very much.:a040:

DonH57 03-08-2018 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1521926)
I find it interesting that everyone jumped on the dancing dog story but no one said a word about the guy who stole an ambulance!
So he was upset over a long wait in the emergency room? Welcome to the party pal!

C4Boston 03-09-2018 05:55 AM
Should have driven himself to Leesburg with sirens blasting

600th Photo Sq 03-09-2018 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted by tomwed (Post 1521874)
Dogs dancing in the Square?
please tell me what you read
I can easily top that with.... A few months ago a guy was dancing with a Miniature Pony @Brownwood " Rocky and The Rollers " provided the music.

People dancing with a dog @ the Squares is not unusual.

New Englander 03-09-2018 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by 600th Photo Sq (Post 1522030)
[B]I can easily top that with.... A few months ago a guy was dancing with a Miniature Pony @Brownwood "
Please tell me your kidding. :pray:

JSR22 03-09-2018 10:57 AM
Pony
 
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Originally Posted by New Englander (Post 1522086)
Please tell me your kidding. :pray:
Absolutely true.

graciegirl 03-09-2018 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by New Englander (Post 1522086)
Please tell me your kidding. :pray:
Read it right here;

https://www.talkofthevillages.com/fo...havior-165067/


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