Each Line is a Rhyme
 

This is a new game. You may post ONE LINE/ONE SENTENCE per post, which must rhyme with the post/sentence before yours. The Rhyming Game!

Example:

1) K9 says: The concert by The Association was really fun.

2) You say: Read no bad news today in the Daily Sun.

3) Next person: Played pickleball today and almost won, but dropped the ball and started to curse.

4) Next person: Found a great deal today at Bealls on a purse.

Went to the pool today and the water felt cold! :cold:

I wore my new bathing suit and I was soon told.........

that you look pretty good if I may be so bold

Hey Gracie, you're not too old, just wear what you want to the Square tonight.

You'll have fun, so don't take flight.

Winter isn't bad; in fact it's a delight.

Just remember to wear a heating pad under your tights!

And just before bed turn out the lights, but wake up to joy with a bright smile.

Then toss the junk mail in a big pile

Sally will help me chose the kitchen tile.

and agonize 'bout grout color for a while

and the store is down the road a mile,

we travel there in our new golf cart

The designs in the window are quite in style.

While riding there did anyone fart? :22yikes::pepper2:

I wish I had hair so I could make a part!

No but I did blow a tire in my brand new cart.

I saw plastic flowers in a yard today.

Artificial flowers make my day!

If winds get strong, they could get blown away.

If no winds, they could last until next May.

Never been there in winter -- that recon mission soon starts.
Is driving carts during Snowbird Season an art?

Boomer

PS: - it went to post before I was finished - had to grab it back - I should not lean on the keyboard I guess

Gee Boomer, I think you are stuck with a rhyme with fart.

The pie he ate must have been really tart.

Aw, z, you been around here long enough to have maybe seen the scholarly dissertation I wrote a long time ago on that very subject. I know a lot about farts. It was a dissertation on my theory that thinking farts are funny is tied directly to the Y chromosome. Are you gonna make me go find it? It's around here in the archives somewhere..........

Uh oh, I hijacked, not that I care,
Just defending my expertise on farts so that you're aware.

Boomer

Boomer is so smart, she even knows about farts (see above), but Fumar's no fool, he knows dog poop is not cool.

Why, yes, K, the repartee here -- as scentillating as can be,
I feel certain, we're soon invited to Buckingham for tea.

Boomer

Yes England is a great place to see

but watching the Aurora Borealis is really a sight

Ahh, but could not enjoy it
because of the blight !!

Solar glare causes that light

But you must be near a pole for best viewing

I'm in Alaska the Borealis is a fantastic sight, sets the perfect mood for Skijoring it is just the right light.

Oh, let me change the subject if I might
A beautiful full moon the other night.

poem
 

read the comics and relax with a smile

On the lanai, you can linger awhile.

So good to me, I like your style.

This information I will file, along with the rest.

You TOTV'ers -- you are THE BEST!

But please don't give this a rest.

This could have developed from a Coo-Coo's nest...........

Some like plastic flowers and some do not

In the 60's I drank beer while others smoked pot.

And we have threads on who's hot! hot! hot!