Chuckle of the Day Redux - Quiz Game
 

Each day I'll post a quote from a famous comedian, past and present. Y'all guess who said it. I'll post the answer the following day. Rules: no cheating...no internet searches etc. Here we go:

No. 1. "When you're born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in the United States, you get a front row seat."

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John Lennon

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Nope. Not John Lennon.

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George Carlin

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George Carlin it is.

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No. 2: "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members."

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Groucho Marx. This is cancelled due to lack of interest.

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I knew Groucho. I just figure a hundred people would answer before me.

Keep is going, John!

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Okaay....

No. 3. "It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it."

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W. C. Fields

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Got it right.

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johnz, are we done already???

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Oops. Sorry.

Ok...a tough one for ya.

No. 4. "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."

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Ok....one more....same comedian.

No. 4B. "Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you are."

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SAM MALONE FROM CHEERS?

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Nope....but that's a great guess. Sounds like something Sam would say.

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We're going to need a hint on this one John.

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Ok. His trademark is his glasses.

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Drew Carey

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Bingo.

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Each day I'll post a quote from a famous comedian, past and present. Y'all guess who said it. I'll post the answer the following day. Rules: no cheating...no internet searches etc. Geez, people.....come-on....this is free entertainment.....Here we go:

Number five. "I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet."

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Joan Rivers ???

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Nope...not Joan. Good guess though...she looks like she's almost there.

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Phylis Diller :dontknow:

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Nope. Another good guess.

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The anser to No. 5 is.......Rita Rudner.

Each day I'll post a quote from a famous comedian, past and present. Y'all guess who said it. I'll post the answer the following day. Rules: no cheating...no internet searches etc. Here we go:

Now No. 6. ""The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."

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Jeff Foxworthy

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Jerry Seinfeld :joke:

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Wow...that was fast. Foxworthy is correct.

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JohnZ...Love your pic!! That was my favorite movie...LOL :#1:

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No. 7.

Each day I'll post a quote from a famous comedian, past and present. Y'all guess who said it. I'll post the answer the following day. Rules: no cheating...no internet searches etc. Here we go:

"I went to play golf to try to shoot my age. I ended up shooting my weight instead."

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Jackie Gleason?

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Nope... good guess. Clue: This most admired and loved comedian always carried a golf club with him.

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Not Rodney....although I love Caddy Shack. I thought the golf club would be a dead giveaway.

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Nope....not Chevy.

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Bob Hope

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Right you are.... Will post another one tomorrow. No hints next time.

Shook hands with Bob once.....he came to visit the Vietnam POWs being treated at Wright-Patterson AFB Medical Center where I was stationed for a while. We cleared out the mess hall, wheeled the guys in there and he told jokes and chatted for a couple of hours. A real mensch of a guy.

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We're waiting.

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I forgot to post yesterday so here's two quotes.

No. 8 "It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more." Clue: Stand-up comedian, writer, director.


No. 9 "What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy." Stand-up comedian, famous for political satire.