Chuckle of the Day Redux - Quiz Game

JohnZ · 07-31-2007, 08:24 AM

Each day I'll post a quote from a famous comedian, past and present. Y'all guess who said it. I'll post the answer the following day. Rules: no cheating...no internet searches etc. Here we go:

No. 1. "When you're born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in the United States, you get a front row seat."

chacam · 07-31-2007, 11:24 AM

John Lennon

JohnZ · 07-31-2007, 12:50 PM

Nope. Not John Lennon.

patfinn · 08-01-2007, 07:31 AM

George Carlin

JohnZ · 08-01-2007, 08:27 AM

George Carlin it is.

JohnZ · 08-01-2007, 09:53 AM

No. 2: "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members."

JohnZ · 08-02-2007, 09:31 AM

Groucho Marx. This is cancelled due to lack of interest.

tony · 08-06-2007, 09:06 PM

I knew Groucho. I just figure a hundred people would answer before me.

Keep is going, John!

JohnZ · 08-06-2007, 09:45 PM

Okaay....

No. 3. "It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it."

golfnut · 08-07-2007, 12:09 AM

W. C. Fields

JohnZ · 08-07-2007, 09:08 AM

Got it right.

golfnut · 08-08-2007, 11:59 AM

johnz, are we done already???

JohnZ · 08-08-2007, 12:59 PM

Oops. Sorry.

Ok...a tough one for ya.

No. 4. "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."

JohnZ · 08-08-2007, 01:03 PM

Ok....one more....same comedian.

No. 4B. "Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you are."

kar guy · 08-08-2007, 01:11 PM

SAM MALONE FROM CHEERS?

Chuckle of the Day Redux - Quiz Game

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