Truth Sometimes Hurts....
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR
OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL.. YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE. MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GREY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL . "YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE. "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED. HE ANSWERED , "IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?" "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!", I EXCLAIMED. HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED, FAT ASS, GREY-HAIRED, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED: "WHAT DID YOU TEACH ???" |
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Ouch. :joke:
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Oh Tal..Don't ya think that was cute????
A little humor for a snowy day from HELL...http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/gaah.gif |
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Donna, Too cute! Thanks for the laugh, I needed it right about now. :bigthumbsup:
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I get your point but beauty and age are only a layer of skin away. Think about that the next time you look someone.
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:yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:
Scare me... I graduated from High School in 1970!!!! Half of the folks I don't even recognize at the reunions. Fortunately for me I still look a lot like I did back then just heftier lol. :'( |
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You all are mere children. I attended my 50th HS reunion this past summer and had to comment afterwards that's it's bad for one's self image. Am I really that old? I'm sure a lot of my classmates had the same thought.
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Class of 1962 (the American Graffitti Class)
Rich Township East HS Park Forest, Ill GO ROCKETS! |
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Class of 1966
Amory High School Amory, Miss. |
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Class of 1965. Wilmington High School.
Cherry and White GO RED DEVILS!!!! |
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Donna, great post, :a20:
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The class Of 1965.
Belleville High School. Go Tigers. The freshman class at "Animal House". |
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Class of 1970. La Salle Academy, New York City. Never been to a single reunion.
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Class of 1958. Green City MO High School.
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