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Old 12-13-2007, 07:33 PM
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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR
OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.
WELL.. YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING
IN THE
WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW
DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS
FULL NAME.
SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED
BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL
CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.
COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON,
WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY
DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
THIS BALDING, GREY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE
DEEPLY LINED
FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER
HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED
MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .
"YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.
HE ANSWERED , "IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?"
"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!", I EXCLAIMED.
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
THEN, THAT UGLY,
OLD,
BALD,
WRINKLED,
FAT ASS,
GREY-HAIRED,
DECREPIT
SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED:
"WHAT DID YOU TEACH ???"
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Old 12-13-2007, 07:40 PM
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Ouch. :joke:
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Old 12-13-2007, 07:51 PM
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Oh Tal..Don't ya think that was cute????

A little humor for a snowy day from HELL...The Villages Florida
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Old 12-13-2007, 07:55 PM
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Quote:
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Oh Tal..Don't ya think that was cute????

A little humor for a snowy day from HELL...The Villages Florida
Yes. It was cute. I am from a Class of 1976 myself. Earl Wooster High School in Reno, Nevada. The "Biggest Little City in the World".
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Old 12-13-2007, 08:10 PM
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Donna, Too cute! Thanks for the laugh, I needed it right about now. :bigthumbsup:
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Old 12-13-2007, 09:18 PM
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I get your point but beauty and age are only a layer of skin away. Think about that the next time you look someone.
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Old 12-13-2007, 09:27 PM
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:yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:

Scare me... I graduated from High School in 1970!!!! Half of the folks I don't even recognize at the reunions. Fortunately for me I still look a lot like I did back then just heftier lol. :'(
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Old 12-13-2007, 11:03 PM
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You all are mere children. I attended my 50th HS reunion this past summer and had to comment afterwards that's it's bad for one's self image. Am I really that old? I'm sure a lot of my classmates had the same thought.
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Class of 1962 (the American Graffitti Class)
Rich Township East HS
Park Forest, Ill


GO ROCKETS!
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Class of 1966
Amory High School
Amory, Miss.
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Old 12-14-2007, 01:03 AM
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Class of 1965. Wilmington High School.

Cherry and White

GO RED DEVILS!!!!
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Old 12-15-2007, 02:08 AM
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Donna, great post,
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Old 12-16-2007, 02:08 AM
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The class Of 1965.

Belleville High School.

Go Tigers.

The freshman class at "Animal House".
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Old 12-16-2007, 04:17 AM
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Class of 1970. La Salle Academy, New York City. Never been to a single reunion.
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Class of 1958. Green City MO High School.
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