Die Hard Super Bowl Fan..
 

A man takes his seat at the 50 yard line for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No," he says. "The seat is empty." http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/touchdown.gif

"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"
The first man says, 'Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we got married "http://www.millan.net/minimations/sm...footballs1.gif

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, like a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"http://www.millan.net/minimations/sm...eerleader3.gif


The man shakes his head and says, "No. They are all at my wife's funeral."http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/blessed.gif

Re: Die Hard Super Bowl Fan..
 

Donna, its hard to belly-laugh when you have the flu... Everything hurts..

Very funny. Love it, Thanks, Kath



P.S. you're really earning the name Henny Youngman.. that's his type of joke.

Re: Die Hard Super Bowl Fan..
 

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Re: Die Hard Super Bowl Fan..
 

Really funny....