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Old 01-29-2008, 08:35 PM
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A man takes his seat at the 50 yard line for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No," he says. "The seat is empty." The Villages Florida

"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"
The first man says, 'Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we got married "The Villages Florida

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, like a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"The Villages Florida


The man shakes his head and says, "No. They are all at my wife's funeral."The Villages Florida
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Old 01-29-2008, 11:18 PM
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Donna, its hard to belly-laugh when you have the flu... Everything hurts..

Very funny. Love it, Thanks, Kath



P.S. you're really earning the name Henny Youngman.. that's his type of joke.
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Old 02-01-2008, 01:14 PM
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Really funny....
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