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Donna 05-06-2008 03:13 AM

Estate Planning...
 
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the
family business. >>>>http://www.millan.net/minimations/sm...ficesmiley.gif

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly
father died, >>>http://www.millan.net/minimations/sm...mbismajly2.gif>>>he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman
he had ever seen.>>>http://www.millan.net/minimations/sm...reamyeyesf.gif

Her natural beauty took his breath away. 'I may look like just an
ordinary man,' he said to her, 'but in just a few month, my father will die, and
I'll inherit 20 million dollars.'>>> 8)

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later,
she became his stepmother. >>>>>http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/winking.gif>>>>>http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/wedding1.gif>>>>>>>>> 1rnfl

Women are so much better at estate planning than men. >>>>>>>http://www.millan.net/minimations/sm...wootsmiley.gif>>>>>http://www.millan.net/minimations/sm...lissysmile.gif>>>>>>>> :hot:



sovtman 05-07-2008 07:41 PM

Re: Estate Planning...
 
Good one!!! Vermont guy coming to see if The Villages just might become my new home. the more I read these jokes, the more I'm thinking this could just be the spot for me. My sister already has lived there for 5 years, so naturally I want to be near her.

Flying down tomorrow. If you see two guys in a runaway golf cart, that will be me and my brother!
Cheers!
Sovtman

Donna 05-07-2008 07:46 PM

Re: Estate Planning...
 
Sovtman,

Best of luck to you..TV is a great place and I am sure you will see what I mean, once you get there..
Join us in chat at night, it is a great place to meet peeps and a lot of fun.. :bigthumbsup:


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