The typical Villages Home has..........
 

Pull down stairs in the garage
Lab orders magneted to the Fridge
The Villages magazine on the coffee table...

Carry on please...........

The Recreation News open, laying on the Dining Room table.
At least one set of Golf Clubs in the garage
One or two golf carts in the garage
Some sign of beach decor in their home
Pictures of Grandkids on the wall
A $5.00 map in a handy location

Lots of sports equipement
Lots of anti pain medications and sports rubs
Lots of nice people

Painted or finished driveway
Palm trees and then more palm trees

Beer!!
Liquor!!
Wine!!

Remember, The Villages is a drinking community with a golfing problem!!

Solatubes
Solar Attic Fans
Window Tinting

A fuzzbutt.

A lamppost sign with (at least) the owners' names
Closets stuffed to the brim
Zoysia grass

At least one dog, cat, bird, etc
Poop bags
Golf cart to drive dog around

Gratitude and contentment

That beautiful gray/beige contractors carpet.
Formica counter tops.

Little red dots on the light switches..

Pickles

Pickles?

One or two old coots who claim everything is better back "home".