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BK001 07-17-2017 09:53 AM

My boyfriend doesn't like my cat so I have to give him away
 
I hate to do this, but I can’t keep him. Is anyone interested? He’s sweet, loves to cuddle. Answers to Benjamin. He is 32 years old and works in business management.

Villager Joyce 07-17-2017 10:12 AM

You go girl!

Boudicca 07-17-2017 10:31 AM

Hahaha.

redwitch 07-17-2017 10:36 AM

Is he toilet trained?

retiredguy123 07-17-2017 11:12 AM

No, but I'm looking for a nice cat.

jebartle 07-17-2017 11:23 AM

I've got an idea....
 
Get a new BOYFRIEND!

manaboutown 07-17-2017 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by retiredguy123 (Post 1425159)
No, but I'm looking for a nice cat.

Maybe you can get one when the next cat hoarder is found in Florida. Cat hoarder Kathryn St Clare found with 42 cats in her car | Daily Mail Online

dewilson58 07-17-2017 11:32 AM

Claws??

BK001 07-17-2017 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by retiredguy123 (Post 1425159)
No, but I'm looking for a nice cat.

My cat is too old; you probably need a little pu --- oh nevermind -- just ignore what I was about to say!

golfing eagles 07-17-2017 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BK001 (Post 1425172)
My cat is too old; you probably need a little pu --- oh nevermind -- just ignore what I was about to say!

I think if he was looking for that, he wouldn't be interested in your boyfriend:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

dbussone 07-17-2017 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BK001 (Post 1425100)
I hate to do this, but I can’t keep him. Is anyone interested? He’s sweet, loves to cuddle. Answers to Benjamin. He is 32 years old and works in business management.



The cat or your boyfriend?


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ColdNoMore 07-17-2017 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1425203)
The cat or your boyfriend?

How many cats do you know that are... "32 years old and works in business management?" :oops:



To BK001; EXCELLENT! But for those that did not recognize it as such...you may need to put a disclaimer in for any future clever jokes. :D

golfing eagles 07-17-2017 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ColdNoMore (Post 1425214)
How many cats do you know that are... "32 years old and works in business management?" :oops:



To BK001; EXCELLENT! But for those that did not recognize it as such...you may need to put a disclaimer in for any future clever jokes. :D

More than you would think!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

t. s. elliot knows even more.

Henryk 07-17-2017 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BK001 (Post 1425100)
I hate to do this, but I can’t keep him. Is anyone interested? He’s sweet, loves to cuddle. Answers to Benjamin. He is 32 years old and works in business management.

OMG, I laughed so hard I almost sprayed my tea all over the counter.

Taltarzac725 07-17-2017 01:16 PM

My nurse friend told me a while ago that she gave away her two pussies and I bit my tongue from asking her to explain some more about this.

If she reads this at some future date I might be in a little trouble.


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