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Lady J 01-04-2020 08:06 PM
Older One Liners!!
 
Youngish newbie from Dallas, TX and love the old sayings I am hearing. Such as Licketysplit, Readyinajiffy, Smackaronies....What are some of your favorite sayings? Makes me smile :)

MSchad 01-04-2020 08:39 PM
Okey dokey.

Toymeister 01-05-2020 12:13 AM
Said to someone who is cheap:

You are tighter than bark on a birch tree.

Nucky 01-05-2020 12:20 AM
Your tighter than a Crabs azz and Twice as Waterproof!

Bless Your Heart. - Many variations from true southerners not a transplant like me.

What do you want for NOTHING?

retiredguy123 01-05-2020 05:40 AM
It was so cold today, a lawyer was seen with his hands in his own pockets.

Spoiler 01-05-2020 05:57 AM
“He’s about as useful as a screen door on a submarine”

Spoiler 01-05-2020 08:12 AM
“I’ll hit you with so many lefts, you’ll beg for a right”

Spoiler 01-05-2020 08:12 AM
“Fine as frog’s hair”

dewilson58 01-05-2020 08:32 AM
The Villages is done building.

dewilson58 01-05-2020 08:33 AM
Costco is coming.

dewilson58 01-05-2020 08:33 AM
It's the Developer's fault.

Nucky 01-05-2020 08:37 AM
It was so cold today I saw a rabbit wearing earmuffs!

He/She is so ugly He/She could make a Train Take A Dirt Road.

Lady J 01-05-2020 09:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1707236)
Your tighter than a Crabs azz and Twice as Waterproof!

Bless Your Heart. - Many variations from true southerners not a transplant like me.

What do you want for NOTHING?
Clever!

Lady J 01-05-2020 09:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady J (Post 1707192)
Youngish newbie from Dallas, TX and love the old sayings I am hearing. Such as Licketysplit, Readyinajiffy, Smackaronies....What are some of your favorite sayings? Makes me smile :)
Jurryrigit

Saying you are a VSV (Village Single Virgin) and you have been here for 4 decades.

StepandFetchit Anyone heard this? Kow what it means?

Lady J 01-05-2020 10:00 AM
Yes, Dear. Yes, Dear. Yes, Dear.


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