Famous quotes and humourous exchanges
 

"Intelligence is no guarantee against being dead wrong."
- Carl Sagan

And an exchange between Lady Nancy Astor and Winston Churchill.

Lady Nancy Astor: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea."

Winston Churchill: "Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it."

You f’ed up, you trusted us. John Belushi, Animal House.

One of my all time favorites!

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

While digging through the deep pile of horse manure: “There must be a pony in here somewhere!”

In 1988, Lloyd Bentsen to Dan Quayle:

"You're no Jack Kennedy."

And a couple of Dean Wormer quotes.

"Fat, dumb and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

"As of this moment, they're on double secret probation!"

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. :)

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“The future ain't what it used to be.”
― Yogi Berra

What a husband said about his wife:

"She always let's me have her way."

When Harry Met Sally - I'll have what she's having - YouTube

Think you will remember what came before this. I do not want to cause a ruckus in some households with wives and/or husbands wondering what is going on in the other room when Sally really gets into it at the restaurant with no involvement from Harry.

On his tombstone. "I told you I was ill"
Spike Milligan. Comedian and Hypocondriac.
Died aged 84.

I do believe it was Otter (Tim Matheson) who spoke that line... ;)

When you come to a fork in the road take it.

Yogi Berra