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rustyp 01-08-2022 08:38 AM

How many TOTV posters does it take to change a light bulb ?
 
Q: How many group members does it take to change a light bulb ? ๐Ÿ’ก
1 to change the light bulb and ____ to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks.
5 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
49 to post memes and gifs (several are of Michael Jackson eating popcorn with the words added, โ€œIโ€™m just here for the comments.โ€)
19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.
11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
24 to discuss the merits of LED/swirly fluorescent light bulbs
44 to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will kill you.
12 to post F.
8 to ask what F means.
7 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.
15 to say "can't share"
2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"
36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "fรทร—$"
4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
20 to give up on fb and take their dogs for a walk instead.*****
And then somebody announces they are leaving the group over the light bulb post, and someone replies back that this isn't an airport so you don't need to announce your departure.

fdpaq0580 01-08-2022 08:49 AM

Great!
 
FUNNY!!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Thanks for my morning laugh. That took a lot of work.

Cupcake57 01-08-2022 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rustyp (Post 2047623)
Q: How many group members does it take to change a light bulb ? ๐Ÿ’ก
1 to change the light bulb and ____ to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks.
5 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
49 to post memes and gifs (several are of Michael Jackson eating popcorn with the words added, โ€œIโ€™m just here for the comments.โ€)
19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.
11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
24 to discuss the merits of LED/swirly fluorescent light bulbs
44 to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will kill you.
12 to post F.
8 to ask what F means.
7 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.
15 to say "can't share"
2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"
36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "fรทร—$"
4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
20 to give up on fb and take their dogs for a walk instead.*****
And then somebody announces they are leaving the group over the light bulb post, and someone replies back that this isn't an airport so you don't need to announce your departure.

And 6 to say that you should have sold all your lightbulbs before you moved here and bought new Florida style lightbulbs.

Bjeanj 01-08-2022 09:45 AM

:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

PennBF 01-08-2022 09:47 AM

Not appropriate
 
It seems the note on "Light Bulbs" contains a number of cases where obvious words are
short and meant as cuss words which are not allowed in TOTV posts? :ohdear:

CoachKandSportsguy 01-08-2022 10:12 AM

Should be made a sticky post required reading for all new signups
 
:bigbow:
:bigbow:
:bigbow:

so perfect description of the psychology of retirees, born pre web page creation, :boom:
and if you don't see yourself on at least one of those lines, but in reality, mostly likely 2-3
:ohdear: :duck:

Dana1963 01-08-2022 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PennBF (Post 2047675)
It seems the note on "Light Bulbs" contains a number of cases where obvious words are
short and meant as cuss words which are not allowed in TOTV posts? :ohdear:

Do you need help changing a light bulb?

Dana1963 01-08-2022 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoachKandSportsguy (Post 2047687)
:bigbow:
:bigbow:
:bigbow:

so perfect description of the psychology of retirees, born pre web page creation, :boom:
and if you don't see yourself on at least one of those lines, but in reality, mostly likely 2-3
:ohdear: :duck:

How to change a lightbulb/light bulb
Changing a Light Bulb - YouTube

coralway 01-08-2022 11:11 AM

Don't bring those New York light bulbs down here.
If you don't like our light bulbs - move.

Velvet 01-08-2022 11:50 AM

Made my day!

rustyp 01-08-2022 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PennBF (Post 2047675)
It seems the note on "Light Bulbs" contains a number of cases where obvious words are
short and meant as cuss words which are not allowed in TOTV posts? :ohdear:

Oops - didn't read the entire post before I pushed submit. I was too busy trying to show everyone that I was the smartest guy on the block. Besides I needed a couple more posts to make "soaring eagle".

CoachKandSportsguy 01-08-2022 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PennBF (Post 2047675)
It seems the note on "Light Bulbs" contains a number of cases where obvious words are
short and meant as cuss words which are not allowed in TOTV posts? :ohdear:

Counting: First of

6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "fรทร—$"

:popcorn: :popcorn: :1rotfl:

fdpaq0580 01-08-2022 01:00 PM

Fรทร—$?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by CoachKandSportsguy (Post 2047755)
Counting: First of

6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "fรทร—$"

:popcorn: :popcorn: :1rotfl:

Looks to me like autocorrect messed up again. That's my excuse and I'm sticking with it.๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”

jbartle1 01-08-2022 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rustyp (Post 2047623)
Q: How many group members does it take to change a light bulb ? ๐Ÿ’ก
1 to change the light bulb and ____ to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks.
5 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
49 to post memes and gifs (several are of Michael Jackson eating popcorn with the words added, โ€œIโ€™m just here for the comments.โ€)
19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.
11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
24 to discuss the merits of LED/swirly fluorescent light bulbs
44 to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will kill you.
12 to post F.
8 to ask what F means.
7 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.
15 to say "can't share"
2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"
36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "fรทร—$"
4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
20 to give up on fb and take their dogs for a walk instead.*****
And then somebody announces they are leaving the group over the light bulb post, and someone replies back that this isn't an airport so you don't need to announce your departure.

AND 50,000 that the moderator put in time-out!!!!!!

Worldseries27 01-09-2022 05:57 AM

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