Your best golf excuse!
 

Did you smell that cheeseburger!!!!???

I use all my old tennis excuses.

When people ask me for my handicap, I tell them it's "my swing"...

How about "A goose was staring at me"????

That tree just jumped out in front of me!

No matter how hard I try to get the balls that AVOID water and sand it seems that I end up with the ones that are ATTRACTED to water and sand.

;) I find it amazing the Ambassadors ride around the courses offering you "sand" and "water" ...... THE TWO THINGS I'M TRYING TO AVOID! :shrug:

Never thought of that, very funny!

Golf is a four letter word, they had to name it Golf because $#it & f=#k were already taken.

My wife blames me.
I blame her.
Works for us!

Your problem is LOFT - Lack of F#cking Talent....

That putt missed because of the rotation of the earth.

My husband once killed a goose on a golf course. The groundskeeper was really annoyed. My husband was, "Like I aimed at him!"
It was a vendor appreciation day. The next year they told him to drive the beer cart.

That guy on television who always yells "Go in The Hole!" was not there.

Three Putt
 

The groundskeeper cut the hole in the WRONG PLACE!