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CharTalk 09-13-2011 11:01 AM

Famous Last Words. Can you think of more?
 
FAMOUS LAST WORDS


* How cute! I wonder where the momma bear is.

* Gee. What do you suppose this is?

* Now that's interesting.

* Nice doggie.

* No. No! I'm sure these are the good mushrooms.

* Oops!

* Hold my beer. Watch this!

2BNTV 09-13-2011 11:19 AM

Famous Last Words
 
King Kong - I gotta catch a plane. :)

rubicon 09-13-2011 11:35 AM

Following a repair. It ain't going nowhere.

Bosoxfan 09-13-2011 11:58 AM

My wife always gets the last word !

Uptown Girl 09-13-2011 03:36 PM

There was a comedian named Irwin Corey, who billed himself as "Professor Backwards."
After he passed away, another comedian mentioned it in his monologue saying, "Professor Backwards died today. His last words were, PLEH! PLEH!"

Pturner 09-13-2011 03:48 PM

Famous Last Words
 
That only happens to other people.

pooh 09-13-2011 03:54 PM

Wonder what this wire does!

Mindy97 09-13-2011 04:01 PM

On a tombstone in Tombstone, AZ:

Here lies the body of Lester Moore
No Less
No More

collie1228 09-13-2011 04:06 PM

"Damn, that's a lot of Indians" - Gen. George Armstrong Custer at Little Big Horn (he didn't really say it, but it's funnier than anything he might have actually said).

villages07 09-13-2011 05:11 PM

An old, bad joke....

Ron Goldman

"Hey, aren't you OJ Simpson???"

2BNTV 09-13-2011 05:40 PM

Famous Last Words
 
Abraham Lincoln - How did the play end?

I believe this was a joke Billy Crystal told.

marybb 09-13-2011 05:53 PM

When you get to the fork in the road take it.

ssmith 09-13-2011 06:39 PM

Lol
 
:1rotfl:All of you are too funny! Pooh and Uptown funny funny!!!!and Mindy 97 really hard to pick my favs!!!!

Oren L Miller 09-13-2011 08:02 PM

hair dryer
 
If you wife hands you a hair dryer in the shower - she isn't concerned with your looks.

Pturner 09-13-2011 08:14 PM

Yum! I'll diet tomorrow.


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