Something for sale
 

Sorry but I don't have a picture. This item is something that you would really love and it is very nice. If you are interested, make an offer.

If I don't like it and want to bring it back, will you charge me 20 % ?

haha! if you want to pay me first and not get the item, then I would keep 20% and the item, yes, that's the way it works. How much are you offering?

(btw this is a spoof for those of you getting ready to jump on it)

bump. ok, nobody wants it yet. I'll sell it for half price. If you want to come over and take a picture of it, you can.

Oh no - it's not Emma is it??? I'll take her.

she read your post and is sitting beside me whining. shame on you.
oh, wait, it's time for her dinner...be right back.

*whispers* Don't fall for it. She's selling :censored: No. I don't mean that :censored: I mean Raoul. Her cat.

I already have one of those, but am missing the owner's manual. Would love to copy yours.

LOL BK. He IS a little s**t. literally. but I love him....I'd have to give him away with no guarantee of satisfaction......free irascible elderly tail bobbed crippled cat constantly raouling loudly about his huge appetite...

I got a new copier in today in fact. Make an offer...

Does it come with everything?

this item is so far beyond description. If you could send a picture of everything you want, I'll be able to tell you if the item for sale includes that.

otherwise, best offer, bring it on! half price of your best offer with a guarantee that if you don't pick the item up I only get 20% of the price.
step up and claim your prize!

Would you consider my wife's driver. It has never been hit on the sweet spot, but has been thrown a few times.

I'll trade you this for that.

Can you move it for me?