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Cisco Kid 01-11-2015 07:48 AM
It was me, who let the dogs out. :doggie:

TheVillageChicken 01-11-2015 09:38 AM
I exceed the two pet rule by three goldfish. I think my Jack Russell has gotten my Shih Zhu pregnant. I don't know how many JackShihtz puppies she will have, but that complicates things a bit more.

I pee in the pool, but not while I'm in it.

Yesterday, I went through the express line at Publix with twelve items.

I ignore the FBI warning not to reproduce movies.

In church, when we sing hymns, I only lip sync.



I am a total scofflaw.

graciegirl 01-11-2015 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by TheVillageChicken (Post 993725)
I exceed the two pet rule by three goldfish. I think my Jack Russell has gotten my Shih Zhu pregnant. I don't know how many JackShihtz puppies she will have, but that complicates things a bit more.

I pee in the pool, but not while I'm in it.

Yesterday, I went through the express line at Publix with twelve items.

I ignore the FBI warning not to reproduce movies.

In church, when we sing hymns, I only lip sync.





I am a total scofflaw.
AND to show the moral decay of the universe.,,,


Many of us readers just love you.

Barefoot 01-11-2015 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by TheVillageChicken (Post 993725)
I exceed the two pet rule by three goldfish. I think my Jack Russell has gotten my Shih Zhu pregnant.
I don't know how many JackShihtz puppies she will have, but that complicates things a bit more.
I pee in the pool, but not while I'm in it.
Yesterday, I went through the express line at Publix with twelve items.
I ignore the FBI warning not to reproduce movies.
In church, when we sing hymns, I only lip sync.
I am a total scofflaw.
I am still laughing about "peeing in the pool, but not while you're in it".
You are a very funny Village Chicken. :clap2:

TheVillageChicken 01-11-2015 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 993803)
I am still laughing about "peeing in the pool, but not while you're in it".
You are a very funny Village Chicken. :clap2:
Thank you. Would you please tell that to my wife?

TheVillageChicken 01-11-2015 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by graciegirl (Post 993730)
AND to show the moral decay of the universe.,,,


Many of us readers just love you.
Thank you, gg.

Shadow8IA 01-11-2015 04:56 PM
So you weren't the lady at Southside pool that totally freaked out when someone took a chair with shoes next to it? She spent the next 15 minutes yelling about how rude the other person was. It took all I could not to tell her that her behavior was much worse than the person who happened to chose the wrong chair.

CFrance 01-11-2015 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Halibut (Post 993663)
Don't you mean Community Watch? ;)
That would have been funnier!:coolsmiley:

Bruiser1 01-11-2015 05:26 PM
I gossiped to the neighborhood when "Bill Bailey" finally came home!

H

(Won't you come home Bill Bailey?)

Bonny 01-11-2015 05:38 PM
Okay I confess !!!
I stole Jimmy Buffett's shaker of salt !

eremite06 01-12-2015 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Wandatime (Post 993489)
Okay, okay. I was walking behind Eisenhower and saw about 150 cigarette butts, all of the same brand (Marlboro lights), on the ground. It took me a while to figure it out, but it appears someone who is there on a regular basis is smoking just outside the back door in a little walled off patio area then flicking the cigarette butts over the wall into the bushes. Apparently they've been doing this for awhile.

Anyway, I took one of my dog poop bags and picked up all the cigarette butts and put them in the bag. Then I tied a knot in the bag and threw it back over the wall. :angel:
Well Wanda, you should've put a note on the bag reading, "Could you please field strip these."

You vets get it.

CFrance 01-12-2015 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by eremite06 (Post 994268)
Well Wanda, you should've put a note on the bag reading, "Could you please field strip these."

You vets get it.
So do vets' wives!


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