Originally Posted by dotti105 (Post 993544)

...please know that I do not shoot the bird at random strangers.

Originally Posted by Beechie (Post 993499)

Here's one for you. I love to do this at a party attended by friends but hosted by a couple we've just met. I usually ask where the washroom is and when I'm ready to come back out I open the door and yell out "can I get a plunger in here". I find it best to get to know the newbies as soon as possible.

Originally Posted by dotti105 (Post 993544)

On New Year's Day we had grown kids and grandkids in town.

Our 2 daughters and I decided to start the year off with a long walk. We headed east on Pinellas up to Buena Vista, up to 466A, East on 466A to Morse, turned south and headed back to Pinellas.

Now we didn't map this "little walk" and by the time we got to Bradenton Rec center I was about to die. We had covered 5 miles!!

I saw my golf cart at Bradenton and knew the guys and grandkids were in the pool. As we approached the parking lot our 35 yr old son got in my golf cart to go home for something they forgot. We waved him over and I asked if he'd give me a ride. He laughed and told me we were so close to finishing our walk I should just walk on home. (parent/ child reversal!)

As he pulled out of Bradenton I vigorously, aggressively, gave him a frantic, waving 1 finger salute!! To my horror the golf cart passing by was not him....but some nice little couple with a look of horror on their faces.

I thought I would die!! The girls and our son, who was following that cart out of the lot, had the laugh of their lives. I will never live that down!

But if it was you, please know that I do not shoot the bird at random strangers.

There, it is off my chest. I feel so much better!!

Originally Posted by Cisco Kid (Post 993211)

I pass gas in public . :loco:

Originally Posted by CFrance (Post 993579)

We blame ours on the dog.

Originally Posted by dotti105 (Post 993544)

On New Year's Day we had grown kids and grandkids in town.

Our 2 daughters and I decided to start the year off with a long walk. We headed east on Pinellas up to Buena Vista, up to 466A, East on 466A to Morse, turned south and headed back to Pinellas.

Now we didn't map this "little walk" and by the time we got to Bradenton Rec center I was about to die. We had covered 5 miles!!

I saw my golf cart at Bradenton and knew the guys and grandkids were in the pool. As we approached the parking lot our 35 yr old son got in my golf cart to go home for something they forgot. We waved him over and I asked if he'd give me a ride. He laughed and told me we were so close to finishing our walk I should just walk on home. (parent/ child reversal!)

As he pulled out of Bradenton I vigorously, aggressively, gave him a frantic, waving 1 finger salute!! To my horror the golf cart passing by was not him....but some nice little couple with a look of horror on their faces.

I thought I would die!! The girls and our son, who was following that cart out of the lot, had the laugh of their lives. I will never live that down!

But if it was you, please know that I do not shoot the bird at random strangers.

There, it is off my chest. I feel so much better!!

Originally Posted by tomwed (Post 993266)

When I visit someone, if they're not looking, I rip off their tags too.

Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 993559)

I love this thread. Especially Beechie's posts. :evil6:

P.S. I often order food from restaurants and put it in my own serving dishes.
If people say it's yummy, I say I made it myself. :loco:

Originally Posted by tomwed (Post 993266)

When I visit someone, if they're not looking, I rip off their tags too.

Originally Posted by CFrance (Post 993609)

I report torn-off tags to the police.

Originally Posted by CFrance (Post 993609)

I report torn-off tags to the police.

Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 993610)

And my name is John Doe.

Originally Posted by tomwed (Post 993623)

I only rip off pillows and not anyone's bed. I'm not going to the slammer for matresside.

Originally Posted by Cisco Kid (Post 993211)

I pass gas in public . :loco: