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Originally Posted by BigDawgInLakeDenham
(Post 2296269)
Once the dirty dogs are identified then what??? Do we publicly spank the owners with rolled up newspapers or the dogs? I vote for pushing the owners face into the dog sh!t...repeatedly until there is remorseful repentance. This could be done at BROWNwood Square for example. During Happy Hour before the band starts. Then we'd toast with Dirty Martinis.
Maybe TV should start by limiting dog size to small breeds. My little ones only make tiny poops that turn into a raisin in the sun. Easy disposal. Big dogs and big dog owners are the real problem. They should be eliminated because no one wants to pick up a giant pile of steaming dog poo! That's the exact reason they walk their big pooping dogs onto our lawns and walk away acting like they didn't know. They don't want sh!t in their yard and dont give two sh!ts about anyone but themselves. They are some nasty, disgusting, sh!tty people!!!
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I am a big black dog. Born this way, without any control of my most unfortunate circumstance. Discarded at a tender age, barely off my mother’s teat, along with my litter mates. Thought of as no more than garbage. Were it not for the sympathy and kindness of a stranger, I most certainly would not be here today.
I have endeavored since that fateful day of my rescue to live the most righteous life a dog can live. Seeking not to disturb and to obey without question the commands of my humans.
To that end, I most carefully place my pile as my humans say, on a common area swath of grass. And they, in return, most courteously remove my pile. I must then traverse through the numerous remanence of tiny poops left by the privileged, purebred dogs that have never know a day of cold, hunger and fear.
That I must say Hath
not a large dog eyes? hath not a large dog paw, organs,
dimensions, senses, affections, passions? fed with
the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject
to the same diseases, healed by the same means,
warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as
a small dog is? If you prick us, do we not bleed?
if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison
us, do we not die? and if a little dog poops does it not still stink, polite and breed flies as mine does?
Therefore I say, do not condemn me with your prejudices. Rather open your eyes to the beauty of my character. After all, All Creatures Great and Small. God Loves them, One and All.
