Do you really eat dinner at 4:00??? ��

They don't go to TOTV and complain about their worst every meal, at a restaurant they are never going back to.

Goggle eyed....

Ok...sorry but I have to say it...they come on here and start a new "dog-poop" thread! :loco:

I was going to,,,,,,,,
:a20::a20:

We will be watching for you. I hope you love it as much as we do!

1. I still use a GPS to get to Best Buy.
2. I talk to strangers. (love my neighbors .. they're not even strange!)
3. I went with Comcast.
4. I still hang out with my realtor.
5. What do you mean I need gutters? (Rains in Gilchrist?)

Oh perfect...I can always county on you.

By the golf cart they're driving... maybe? :a20:

They can be seen driving a non street legal golf cart in a roundabout.

And vice-versa. Driving a car on a golf cart path.

Here it is
 

They still care about what you think of them. Time will fix that!! If it ain't fun, do something else!!

Yep, you have to, it's lights out at 9pm. Strictly enforced by GM himself.

Gillies, be very careful whether to get gutters. We are on clay, which does not drain well and compacts easily.
The two downspouts from my neighbor's gutters pour out such a torrent into an area between our houses where a riding mower is used, that the combined compaction and erosion have caused ruts and holes where grass would otherwise have grown.

Yes, check your soil out first. We in our part of Tamarind Grove all have gutters (mainly to keep rain from splashing into the lanai and staining the driveway), but we have no drainage problems.

We are closing on our house on the 24th of this month and are guilty of all these things (except our slow moving, white, Yamaha gas golf car had a sunbrella - but we didn't know what it was at the time). But there is one truly marvelous thing no one has mentioned. The fact that we can insist to our 21 year old son that he can't swim in the adult pools!

They stop to ask directions.....but prior to the question....
Just outright tell you "WE ARE NEW AND LOST"
No need to beat around the bush....
immediately we got directions...GPS doesn't always work,especially for the newer areas.
:)

Nevermind. Missed some of the other posts. :)

Laughing! I just found this out a few weeks ago. Good thing I read this forum.

Loving this thread!

Me too! I told ours he had to go in the kiddie pool.
He is turning 30 this Summer but I had fun while it lasted. :girlneener:

They wanna know, "Isn't there a Wegman's here? And a Costco?"

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I hope someone will open a thread to answer all of the questions that have been posted here, that them silly new comers ask . ( so I will not look stupid later )

They ask you: "So, how hot does it really get here in the summer?"
and
They don't automatically know where every restroom in every restaurant is located.

Lots of cars on Buena Vista and Morse. The roundabouts filled up, golf carts travelling to and fro. Can't get those few groceries needed. Why? Cause it's 9:05 PM and everything in the "bubble" closes.

OK - I have to admit that was me over two years ago! I could not believe they would name a grocery store "Pube-lix". :1rotfl:

Guilty
 

Ooops, guilty, did that on one of our first visits :throwtomatoes:

They don't have golf glove hand yet (when one hand is more tan than the other).

They think The Villages have squadrons of cigarette butt and dog poop fairies?

That's how I spot an old person in TV.

They go to town squares

They are shocked while they are sitting on a country club patio quietly enjoying a drink or a meal when someone sits down near, them, lights up a smoke, and is allowed to do so there!

They tell their friends they just moved to a gated community.

They have suits and silk resort wear in dry cleaning bags in the car.

:shocked::shocked:

They wear high heels. They wear sports jackets. They have shoulder length hair...guys AND girls.

Gracie, you did a great public service with this thread as well as get a lot of chuckles from all of us frogs.

Also a lot of chuckles from us new people as well. Didn't know we were so obvious but now I know some of the things not to do.

Or they don't have a tan line on their feet/ankles from wearing ankle socks on the golf course. Just can't get rid of that....:(

They haven't started an addition to their house/lanai yet!

Some of this stuff make me think the developer may have been Walmart.