Depends on the color of loofah, don't 'cha know!

I love when I tell people I own a home in the Villages. Seems to be what most people know about it. Always makes for a great conversation if nothing else.

People want to tell you that The Villages has the highest STD rate on Planet Earth. They look at you like you never heard that before. I don't argue I just say it's not that bad I've only had the clap twice since I moved here. Well, crabs once, does that count? :D

So thats why there was a line out the door at the dollar store earlier.

Crabs? That's sea food, ain't it?

Loofahs
 

They put them on their cars so they can find the car easier

Absolutely!
 

[QUOTE=RCJ61;2283783]I love when I tell people I own a home in the Villages. Seems to be what most people know about it. Always makes for a great conversation if nothing else.[/QUOT

It seems like it’s the only thing they know about the Villages! Then I ask they if they want to come down and fool around! lol. Almost all say “no thanks” Although one guy surprised me and asked for my address ! I told him that when he came down we can talk about him getting better Medicare supplement insurance. He tore up my address! Thank you God!

Loofahs
 

For the other designations, I’m sure they will come up with a color. We would not want anyone to miss out.

No, we're all about diversity and inclusion :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

If you are too discreet to ride around with a loofah on your car, but still want some action. Then go to City Fire on Saturday night.

Saw my first one Saturday at Brownwood
 

Saw my first one at Brownwood on Saturday I had to snap a picture

Too many cars look alike these days and white is a popular color in Florida, so loofas help you find your car.

Every few months a feature writer, blogger, etc. comes to The Villages to write a story about the world's largest retirement community. Invariably, they end up at the City Fire at Lake Sumter and "interview" some of the patrons drinking their afternoon beers at the outside bar. The discussion always turns to the stories the writer has heard about the sexual mores of TV's residents. The "good ole boys" set down their beers and spin a tall tale for the writer. The one about loofahs is the latest in a long string. The writers know that they are being "put on", but need the story in order to get their article published. It seems that their editors require a discussion about the sexual mores of seniors before they will publish an article about The Villages.

I have every one of these on my car just to confuse people. When I drive home it looks like a parade!

School colors??