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ElDiabloJoe 12-20-2023 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimmydoodlebug (Post 2283813)
People want to tell you that The Villages has the highest STD rate on Planet Earth. They look at you like you never heard that before...

I think it's great. I never explain, except to immediate family whose opinions matter to me. Otherwise, the more that think that, the fewer that come down and crowd everything up. Kinda slowing the migration, if you will.

Velvet 12-20-2023 09:56 AM

[QUOTE=Josephjmarchese;2283875]
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Originally Posted by RCJ61 (Post 2283783)
I love when I tell people I own a home in the Villages. Seems to be what most people know about it. Always makes for a great conversation if nothing else.[/QUOT

It seems like it’s the only thing they know about the Villages! Then I ask they if they want to come down and fool around! lol. Almost all say “no thanks” Although one guy surprised me and asked for my address ! I told him that when he came down we can talk about him getting better Medicare supplement insurance. He tore up my address! Thank you God!

I didn’t think of that one! Going to borrow it from you. Lol.

fdpaq0580 12-20-2023 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by ElDiabloJoe (Post 2283951)
I think it's great. I never explain, except to immediate family whose opinions matter to me. Otherwise, the more that think that, the fewer that come down and crowd everything up. Kinda slowing the migration, if you will.

Slowing the migration? Or just changing the appeal to a different demographic.

RCJ61 12-20-2023 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimmydoodlebug (Post 2283813)
People want to tell you that The Villages has the highest STD rate on Planet Earth. They look at you like you never heard that before. I don't argue I just say it's not that bad I've only had the clap twice since I moved here. Well, crabs once, does that count? :D

I'll use that one next time. 👍

Vermilion Villager 12-20-2023 11:01 AM

Loofas was so yesterday's news.
NOW...its all about shoe and sandal colors, shirt tags in or out, belts, hats and hair pins.
COME ON PEOPLE!!!! IT'S TIME TO BE SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE!!!!:loco::crap2:

Barborv 12-20-2023 11:18 AM

I can't even tell you how many people would make those comments. I explain the STD story. Years ago a female gynecologist did a report that the Villages had a high number of STDs. Her article was later retracted. You can't make that statement without doing the math. The number of people living in TV was probably at that time 50 % higher than all other retirement communities. The loofah stories , i doubt it very much. I even asked on another occassion on here that if there is any truth to it please inform. Inquisitive minds want to know! I also know about the collar up on men, gold shoes on the town square for women, etc. Well, all I have to say is that I'm very insulted because no one has ever approached me and I have worn several gold shoes, before I knew the gold shoe story. A friend back home as a joke bought me two orange loofas. He had seen the chart of what the colors mean. He asked what does orange mean and I told him, it will mean STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!! LOLOLOL

PurePeach 12-20-2023 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Vermilion Villager (Post 2283972)
Loofas was so yesterday's news.
NOW...its all about shoe and sandal colors, shirt tags in or out, belts, hats and hair pins.
COME ON PEOPLE!!!! IT'S TIME TO BE SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE!!!!:loco::crap2:

Well, I want to be trendy, so tell me about the shoes colors, shirt tags, belts, hats, and hair pins!!!! :2excited: :MOJE_whot:

Blackbird45 12-20-2023 01:50 PM

If I attach a Brillo pad instead of a loofah, would that mean I'm into S&M?

fdpaq0580 12-20-2023 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Blackbird45 (Post 2284001)
If I attach a Brillo pad instead of a loofah, would that mean I'm into S&M?

Now that is funny!😂

FredMitchell 12-20-2023 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Stu from NYC (Post 2283779)
Is the club just for males and females or for any of the other 47 sexes I have heard about?

Both, but the other 47 can be identified by their pastel coloration.

Stu from NYC 12-20-2023 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Blackbird45 (Post 2284001)
If I attach a Brillo pad instead of a loofah, would that mean I'm into S&M?

But you would be nice and clean and red all over

Nancy@Pinellas 12-20-2023 07:46 PM

Yep, all urban legend.

Whitley 12-21-2023 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbomaybe (Post 2283608)
Perhaps I have made a mistake and am flying under false colors, I found a pink dayglo tennis ball, added a marker smiley face, stuck it on the roof antenna to help me locate my old Honda in large parking lots , nothing else ?? am I sending an unintended signal, the more HIP can better inform me

Tell me what you are into, and I will let you know if you being misleading with the pink tennis ball. One important detail, do the corners of the smile go above the eyes of below?

Whitley 12-21-2023 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Stu from NYC (Post 2283779)
Is the club just for males and females or for any of the other 47 sexes I have heard about?

47 you say. What are you stuck in the 90's. The amount of GENDERS (not sexes) is infinite. I read an article in teen Vogue about a gender fluid born female individual. In the first paragraph the person was called, him, her, she, they and them (a he would have gotten the royal flush). And God help you if you misgender that brave and stunning individual.

Whitley 12-21-2023 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Nancy@Pinellas (Post 2284082)
Yep, all urban legend.

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