Originally Posted by BigSteph
(Post 2150890)
Rather than say hate, I just say this; I cannot listen to any music where if I sang along to the lyrics, I could be positioning myself for injury, death, cancellation, etc.
Seriously, take most songs, print the lyrics and go to, say, the tax collector's office or the circuit court lobby and start singing the lyrics. You will surely get weird looks on all styles of music, but sing the rap songs and see what happens.
Then Go-cart Mozart was checkin' out the weather chart to see if it was safe to go outside
And little Early-Pearly came by in her curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like on a-Jupiter and Mars
'Cause we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
Now a rap song;
Beat it up, nxxxxx, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
Put this pxxxxx right in your face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a Kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This pxxxx is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's role play, I'll wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack Truck
Right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you how I got this ring
Just sayin'
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