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JMintzer 04-25-2023 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Pairadocs (Post 2211545)
Like many other topics we "chat" about on here, when two or more separate issues are discussed simultaneously, it gets difficult to follow. There are legitimate, contrasting, differences between those who prefer to live on a golf course and those who would never consider it. However, on the topic of public indecency laws, it should not matter if an individual lives on a golf course, by a walking trail, ball diamond, or tennis count, they fact that a male, or a female, has an incontinence condition should not result in the law being applied by qualitative consideration. Once a society starts down that path, equality of justice takes another blow. If one is excused from public indecency laws (urinating in public) because they are on a public or private golf course, should a tennis player or softball player in a public park then be excused from the law by stepping behind a tree, or even equipment shed, in the park to urinate instead of walking to the restroom facilities ? So, no, in a civilized society we do not accept a variety of excuses for public urination, it's gross, actually destructive to the fiber of a society (even though some would consider it no different than spitting on the sidewalk), and rather done on the side of the road (which we have probably all witnessed) while "pretending" to examine an auto by putting the hood up, it's illegal because it is offensive. At the very least, citizens should have a right not to be exposed to such crude people, but we know some have no sense of decency and probably never will.

So that's a no from you?

fdpaq0580 04-25-2023 08:09 PM

All creatures have to evacuate their waste. But knowing this, I have never, as in Never with a capital "N", thought the waste discharge of any creature (that includes widdo Snarkums) as being in any way worthy of public display.
Get the shudders just thinking about it.

BrianL99 04-25-2023 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by JGibson (Post 2211441)
Another thread got me thinking.



If I’m playing with a group of men I just go behind a tree no questions asked but if a woman is in the group I feel like this is risky and she may make a big issue out of it.


Thoughts?

There's not a golfer alive, who hasn't taken a whiz in the woods and that will continue forever.

Women are simply jealous, as it's not quite as convenient for them. Tough luck.

For the women who are feeling deprived of equal rights? You can wear shirts without collars, so you have that going for you.

Taltarzac725 04-25-2023 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianL99 (Post 2211624)
There's not a golfer alive, who hasn't taken a whiz in the woods and that will continue forever.

Women are simply jealous, as it's not quite as convenient for them. Tough luck.

For the women who are feeling deprived of equal rights? You can wear shirts without collars, so you have that going for you.

Some inventor probably has already come up with a solution for women peeing while out and about without using Depends.

DonH57 04-25-2023 08:53 PM

There is always night golf which is easier to hide!

Taltarzac725 04-25-2023 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by DonH57 (Post 2211626)
There is always night golf which is easier to hide!

There are urinals for women and their golfing buddies could set up the soccer wall so to speak. Or maybe just discretely chatting around the golf cart.

EdFNJ 04-25-2023 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 2211455)
Is this really what this site has come down to?

With all the bathroom topics it's starting to p1ss me off! :pepper2:

Taltarzac725 04-25-2023 10:59 PM

Maybe the inventors of the Villages can come up with a seat cushion for a golf cart that doubles as a women's urinal but does not stink? That way the lady could just sit on it and go and put it in the back for emptying after.

Maybe there is already such a thing?

Kind of hard for women to find a suitably large tree on some Villages' golf courses. And men could use this too.

Pairadocs 04-25-2023 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by tophcfa (Post 2211560)
It’s OK to take a leak on the golf course as long as you identify as a squirrel : )

Or, as a junior high mentality "boy" in a 70 year old body who thinks he/its just soooo funny !

Pairadocs 04-26-2023 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by fdpaq0580 (Post 2211621)
All creatures have to evacuate their waste. But knowing this, I have never, as in Never with a capital "N", thought the waste discharge of any creature (that includes widdo Snarkums) as being in any way worthy of public display.
Get the shudders just thinking about it.

The law in most states and municipalities agrees with YOU apparently so passed public decency laws.

Worldseries27 04-26-2023 04:34 AM

A hole in one
 
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Originally Posted by jgibson (Post 2211441)
another thread got me thinking.

Do women get offended if a man goes behind a tree or bush to relieve himself?

Most older men have enlarged prostate and with the heat, we need to drink lots of water and then relieve ourselves frequently. Medications work only so well.

Yes, i use the restroom before teeing off and never pass a restroom on the course without using it, doesn't matter if i have to go or not.

Nothing worst than trying to play golf when your bladder is busting.

If i’m playing with a group of men i just go behind a tree no questions asked but if a woman is in the group i feel like this is risky and she may make a big issue out of it.

I’m not talking about a possible family golf environment but an adult golf environment.

Also, what is the tv/developer policy on relieving oneself on their golf course?

I’ve never seen a rule stating it's prohibited, maybe legally it could be urinating in public or indecent exposure but that is my concern with women that they may be offended and actually call the sheriff.

Who knows maybe even a man would make a big issue and call the authorities.


No diaper or a bag answers will be accepted as it’s rare and doesn't happen that often but when it does i gotta go.

Thoughts?

practice over the holes makes perfect

Bcheval 04-26-2023 04:36 AM

Think about this the next time your ball is up against a tree. Think about this the next time you stop for a bite after your round and neglect to wash your hands.

BrianL99 04-26-2023 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 2211625)
Some inventor probably has already come up with a solution for women peeing while out and about without using Depends.

https://www.amazon.com/Tinkle-Belle-...=A82TV7F6W5560

We always have one on small airplanes, but I've never had the occassion when a female passenger needed to use one.

MandoMan 04-26-2023 05:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Pairadocs (Post 2211545)
Like many other topics we "chat" about on here, when two or more separate issues are discussed simultaneously, it gets difficult to follow. There are legitimate, contrasting, differences between those who prefer to live on a golf course and those who would never consider it. However, on the topic of public indecency laws, it should not matter if an individual lives on a golf course, by a walking trail, ball diamond, or tennis count, they fact that a male, or a female, has an incontinence condition should not result in the law being applied by qualitative consideration. Once a society starts down that path, equality of justice takes another blow. If one is excused from public indecency laws (urinating in public) because they are on a public or private golf course, should a tennis player or softball player in a public park then be excused from the law by stepping behind a tree, or even equipment shed, in the park to urinate instead of walking to the restroom facilities ? So, no, in a civilized society we do not accept a variety of excuses for public urination, it's gross, actually destructive to the fiber of a society (even though some would consider it no different than spitting on the sidewalk), and rather done on the side of the road (which we have probably all witnessed) while "pretending" to examine an auto by putting the hood up, it's illegal because it is offensive. At the very least, citizens should have a right not to be exposed to such crude people, but we know some have no sense of decency and probably never will.

Actually, I don’t find discrete public urination “gross” or “crude” or “offensive,” tree or no tree. The same goes for public breast-feeding from an exposed breast. These are normal bodily functions, and it is a warped society that sees them as shameful. I recall the motto of the Order of the Garter in the UK: “Honi Soit Qui Mal y Pense” (which translates as “shame to him who thinks it evil,” or more clearly, “If no offense is intended, shame to him who thinks an act evil.”). That doesn’t mean I want it done against the wall of my house or on my lanai, but on a golf course in an emergency doesn’t bother me. I realize there are public decency laws, and I follow them, but some laws were made because of prudes who complain, not because of public health. Oddly, there is much better reason for not allowing public urination in cities (as with a ban on public spitting), yet cities are not generally required to have and maintain a lot of public facilities for this sort of thing. There have been several articles in the New York Times this year about the need for such things in New York.

Paris began installing ****oirs on the streets in 1830, and at one point there were over 1200 of them. These were generally partly open and male only. The feet and torso of the users were exposed. All but one has been replaced by unisex, fully-enclosed units rather like our porta-potties. In London these days you can find plastic portable units for four men, completely exposed from behind. I’ve attached a photo below.

We are not talking here about public exposure of the sex organs for the purpose of shocking people. That’s significantly different. If people are offended by the sight of someone urinating a hundred feet away, however, I would say they have their own problems they should deal with.

Sandy and Ed 04-26-2023 05:53 AM

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Originally Posted by JGibson (Post 2211441)
Another thread got me thinking.

Do women get offended if a man goes behind a tree or bush to relieve himself?

Most older men have enlarged prostate and with the heat, we need to drink lots of water and then relieve ourselves frequently. Medications work only so well.

Yes, I use the restroom before teeing off and never pass a restroom on the course without using it, doesn't matter if I have to go or not.

Nothing worst than trying to play golf when your bladder is busting.

If I’m playing with a group of men I just go behind a tree no questions asked but if a woman is in the group I feel like this is risky and she may make a big issue out of it.

I’m not talking about a possible family golf environment but an adult golf environment.

Also, what is the TV/developer policy on relieving oneself on their golf course?

I’ve never seen a rule stating it's prohibited, maybe legally it could be urinating in public or indecent exposure but that is my concern with women that they may be offended and actually call the Sheriff.

Who knows maybe even a man would make a big issue and call the authorities.


No diaper or a bag answers will be accepted as it’s rare and doesn't happen that often but when it does I gotta go.

Thoughts?

You gotta be kidding, right?

toeser 04-26-2023 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by vintageogauge (Post 2211453)
I lived on a golf course in a country club community for 13 years and there were men that would just stand out there and relieve themselves while waiting to tee off with homes surrounding the tees. Once I had my grandchildren out on our deck and it happened so I called the police and met them after the 9th green, he got mouthy with them and he left in their car. I then went in to talk with the pro and told him I as well as my neighbors will call each time we see this happening. It never happened again after that day. That is one of the reasons I would never live on a golf course again, lots of sickos out there, plus the vulgarity, noise, and lack of privacy. My deck was not on a trail, it was on a pro tee box but still way to much going on for my liking.

Wow. I have lived on a Villages golf course for eight years and have never witnessed nor heard ANY inappropriate behavior, not even cursing.

keithwand 04-26-2023 06:15 AM

Adult diapers for those with bladder issues.
I have seen nude villagers lounging or walking around poolside at their homes while golfing.
We wanted to poke our eyes out!

bogmonster 04-26-2023 06:21 AM

The golden rule up in Minnesota is don’t pick the raspberries near the tee box.

dhdallas 04-26-2023 06:46 AM

Try not drinking beer.

SHIBUMI 04-26-2023 06:53 AM

How do you spell relief
 
This has definitely turned into yellow journalism. There are plenty of bathrooms on the courses. Its probably not more than a 5 minute ride from any hole to get to a bathroom.
If you have an issue, you need to be responsible and learn where the stops are and be willing to stop your golf and go to a restroom. Yes women will be offended as they have to do the same thing, find a bathroom. Be considerate. If your that incontinent wear a diaper or stay home. I guess you should not use the pools either.
Pre-planning your stops is key. And being aware of water intake as well, one feeds the other. Golf takes our minds out of reality. Just be a little more considerate of others. It is a two stroke penalty for taking an action that adversely affects other players, if egregious also subject to disqualification.

Rzepecki 04-26-2023 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by JGibson (Post 2211441)
Another thread got me thinking.

Do women get offended if a man goes behind a tree or bush to relieve himself?

Most older men have enlarged prostate and with the heat, we need to drink lots of water and then relieve ourselves frequently. Medications work only so well.

Yes, I use the restroom before teeing off and never pass a restroom on the course without using it, doesn't matter if I have to go or not.

Nothing worst than trying to play golf when your bladder is busting.

If I’m playing with a group of men I just go behind a tree no questions asked but if a woman is in the group I feel like this is risky and she may make a big issue out of it.

I’m not talking about a possible family golf environment but an adult golf environment.

Also, what is the TV/developer policy on relieving oneself on their golf course?

I’ve never seen a rule stating it's prohibited, maybe legally it could be urinating in public or indecent exposure but that is my concern with women that they may be offended and actually call the Sheriff.

Who knows maybe even a man would make a big issue and call the authorities.


No diaper or a bag answers will be accepted as it’s rare and doesn't happen that often but when it does I gotta go.

Thoughts?

Yes, I get offended. Use the restroom or, if you can’t wait, use a diaper. This is offensive behavior.

My neighbor pees on a bush in his front yard at night thinking no one can see him. I walk my dog at night and can see him outlined perfectly well by the lights in his garage. It’s disgusting behavior and I’ve told him so.

Mumsie 04-26-2023 07:00 AM

You should have heard the laughter
 
I yelled at a guy who pulled it out and was just about to pee on the tree behind where the local priest lives, just next door to me and in plain sight from my birdcage. “What the he** are you doing? There is a bathroom right over there!” as I pointed to the bathrooms between #6 and #8 on the course. He quickly zipped up, jumped on his cart and hightailed it over to dispose of his waste in a societal approved facility. You should have heard the hoots and hollers from his buddies—he’ll never live that down!

mntlblok 04-26-2023 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 2211625)
Some inventor probably has already come up with a solution for women peeing while out and about without using Depends.

Shewee - The Original Female Urinating Device

Whitley 04-26-2023 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Pairadocs (Post 2211547)
One thought is, are MEN NOT offended by public urination ? ? ?

I thought this was supposed to be a classy joint. Yes I am offended by public urination.

Mrfriendly 04-26-2023 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 2211641)
Maybe the inventors of the Villages can come up with a seat cushion for a golf cart that doubles as a women's urinal but does not stink? That way the lady could just sit on it and go and put it in the back for emptying after.

Maybe there is already such a thing?

Kind of hard for women to find a suitably large tree on some Villages' golf courses. And men could use this too.

Interesting idea and wonder what that would cost? We bought a new cart last yr with an upgraded seat for extra $1700 so my wife could reach the pedals when she drove. Very comfortable btw

Whitley 04-26-2023 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by keithwand (Post 2211707)
Adult diapers for those with bladder issues.
I have seen nude villagers lounging or walking around poolside at their homes while golfing.
We wanted to poke our eyes out!

It is always the ones you DO NOT want to see, who have no issue walking around nude.

Whitley 04-26-2023 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Rzepecki (Post 2211744)
Yes, I get offended. Use the restroom or, if you can’t wait, use a diaper. This is offensive behavior.

My neighbor pees on a bush in his front yard at night thinking no one can see him. I walk my dog at night and can see him outlined perfectly well by the lights in his garage. It’s disgusting behavior and I’ve told him so.

Your neighbor walks out of his home, with working bathroom(s) I presume, so he can **** on a bush. I think there may be more going on with this man(?) than a weak bladder.

Whitley 04-26-2023 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Mumsie (Post 2211745)
I yelled at a guy who pulled it out and was just about to pee on the tree behind where the local priest lives, just next door to me and in plain sight from my birdcage. “What the he** are you doing? There is a bathroom right over there!” as I pointed to the bathrooms between #6 and #8 on the course. He quickly zipped up, jumped on his cart and hightailed it over to dispose of his waste in a societal approved facility. You should have heard the hoots and hollers from his buddies—he’ll never live that down!

It reminds me of a young child who does not want to take the time to use a bathroom thinking they may miss out on something (a joke, an attractive person, seeing dave shove 5 golf balls in his mouth, again). WTH is the deal with Dave.

bruce213 04-26-2023 07:40 AM

As retirees a lot of of complain about youngsters, but if you need a sign to tell you directly not to pee in public maybe that's a problem.

Steve 04-26-2023 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 2211455)
Is this really what this site has come down to?

I think it's important to know what kind of kooks we're dealing with out there. Yesterday I stopped to get my mail at the postal station at Southern Trace and Oak Forest. As I pulled in I saw a guy hop out of his golf cart, go to the end of the station where the mail truck unloads every day, drop his fly and take a whiz right there. When he finished he went to the other side of the building since he knew I was there and he waited. I wanted to tell him there is a rec center across the street with restrooms inside and out by the pool. But he stayed hidden on the other side until he heard my van start up. As I drove away I saw him come out from his hiding spot. So he knew what he did was wrong, but did it anyway. It takes all kinds. Unfortunately we have to deal with all of them at one time or another.

Marine1974 04-26-2023 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by DonH57 (Post 2211499)
Well. What is the rule now for how many minutes you have to to look for a lost ball? 😃

Better question how long does it take if , you don’t hit a provisional ball , if you think your ball went out of bounds and then go search and have return to the tee box to take stroke and distance?

Taltarzac725 04-26-2023 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Mrfriendly (Post 2211765)
Interesting idea and wonder what that would cost? We bought a new cart last yr with an upgraded seat for extra $1700 so my wife could reach the pedals when she drove. Very comfortable btw

I was thinking of something like a cross between a hot water bottle CVS Health Warm or Cold Water Bottle and an elevated toilet seat with an below and above total eclipse like valve for where the pee would enter. Probably made of some kind hot water bottle kind of material.

I know there are a lot of tinkerers in the Villages with a lot of extra time.

DARFAP 04-26-2023 08:28 AM

Was stationed in Okinawa. Played at Kadena AB and one time had a female DoD teacher join us. She pulled her pants down and peed behind her cart (trying to be out of view), then again by a tree, saying "okay, don't watch." Haven't seen any ladies do that here...

PugMom 04-26-2023 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 2211455)
Is this really what this site has come down to?

i really don't want to know. if they really can't hold it, i understand, just don't ask me to look :loco:

The VillageElder 04-26-2023 09:24 AM

There is a product on the market called Golf Club Urinal. I saw it on Shark Tank. It was developed by a south Florida doctor.

https://www.biorelief.com/product/ur...rtable-urinal/

derkster 04-26-2023 10:20 AM

It xxxxx-'s off the gators. Keep it in your pants.

coralway 04-26-2023 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by JGibson (Post 2211441)
Another thread got me thinking.

Do women get offended if a man goes behind a tree or bush to relieve himself?

Most older men have enlarged prostate and with the heat, we need to drink lots of water and then relieve ourselves frequently. Medications work only so well.

Yes, I use the restroom before teeing off and never pass a restroom on the course without using it, doesn't matter if I have to go or not.

Nothing worst than trying to play golf when your bladder is busting.

If I’m playing with a group of men I just go behind a tree no questions asked but if a woman is in the group I feel like this is risky and she may make a big issue out of it.

I’m not talking about a possible family golf environment but an adult golf environment.

Also, what is the TV/developer policy on relieving oneself on their golf course?

I’ve never seen a rule stating it's prohibited, maybe legally it could be urinating in public or indecent exposure but that is my concern with women that they may be offended and actually call the Sheriff.

Who knows maybe even a man would make a big issue and call the authorities.


No diaper or a bag answers will be accepted as it’s rare and doesn't happen that often but when it does I gotta go.

Thoughts?





So, you're looking for justification to pee in public? Says a lot about your upbringing.

kcrazorbackfan 04-26-2023 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by UpNorth (Post 2211509)
Unfortunately, not enough trees on the golf courses here. The developer stripped most of them away. Boring, flat layouts with plenty of golf view premium lots. A guy can't find a decent tree these days.

Ho hum 🥱; just another bashing of the Developer who created all of what we have, even for people like you.

Hank’s mom 04-26-2023 11:11 AM

Most men that I have seen peeing from a distance are not being vulgar or indecent. I sure hope your grandchildren never do anything as bad as pee on grass a far distance as you observed. Reflect on your life and realize how stupid this post was!

Taltarzac725 04-26-2023 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by The VillageElder (Post 2211833)
There is a product on the market called Golf Club Urinal. I saw it on Shark Tank. It was developed by a south Florida doctor.

https://www.biorelief.com/product/ur...rtable-urinal/

Kind of hard for a woman to use that. It is a hollow golf club you pee into.


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