Originally Posted by kcrazorbackfan (Post 2211862)

Ho hum 🥱; just another bashing of the Developer who created all of what we have, even for people like you.

Originally Posted by JGibson (Post 2211441)

Another thread got me thinking.

Do women get offended if a man goes behind a tree or bush to relieve himself?

Most older men have enlarged prostate and with the heat, we need to drink lots of water and then relieve ourselves frequently. Medications work only so well.

Yes, I use the restroom before teeing off and never pass a restroom on the course without using it, doesn't matter if I have to go or not.

Nothing worst than trying to play golf when your bladder is busting.

If I’m playing with a group of men I just go behind a tree no questions asked but if a woman is in the group I feel like this is risky and she may make a big issue out of it.

I’m not talking about a possible family golf environment but an adult golf environment.

Also, what is the TV/developer policy on relieving oneself on their golf course?

I’ve never seen a rule stating it's prohibited, maybe legally it could be urinating in public or indecent exposure but that is my concern with women that they may be offended and actually call the Sheriff.

Who knows maybe even a man would make a big issue and call the authorities.


No diaper or a bag answers will be accepted as it’s rare and doesn't happen that often but when it does I gotta go.

Thoughts?

Originally Posted by Mumsie (Post 2211745)

I yelled at a guy who pulled it out and was just about to pee on the tree behind where the local priest lives, just next door to me and in plain sight from my birdcage. “What the he** are you doing? There is a bathroom right over there!” as I pointed to the bathrooms between #6 and #8 on the course. He quickly zipped up, jumped on his cart and hightailed it over to dispose of his waste in a societal approved facility. You should have heard the hoots and hollers from his buddies—he’ll never live that down!

Originally Posted by RedChariot (Post 2211893)

And how do you WASH YOUR HANDS!?!

Originally Posted by Bcheval (Post 2211659)

Think about this the next time your ball is up against a tree. Think about this the next time you stop for a bite after your round and neglect to wash your hands.

Originally Posted by toeser (Post 2211689)

Wow. I have lived on a Villages golf course for eight years and have never witnessed nor heard ANY inappropriate behavior, not even cursing.

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 2211941)

You could always carry a bedpan in a discreet bag in the back of your golf cart and have some kind of excuse to close your cart doors or put down the covers.

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 2211512)

I know there is a small bathroom just off Belmont's 3rd hole.

I sometimes see couples sneaking into it for sex so a lot does happen on golf courses.

If both are in there at the same time I assume something else is going on in there.

Originally Posted by Whitley (Post 2211771)

Your neighbor walks out of his home, with working bathroom(s) I presume, so he can **** on a bush. I think there may be more going on with this man(?) than a weak bladder.

Originally Posted by MsPCGenius (Post 2211525)

Public indecency is public indecency. Keep your ***** in your pants...

Originally Posted by JGibson (Post 2211441)

Another thread got me thinking.

Do women get offended if a man goes behind a tree or bush to relieve himself?

Most older men have enlarged prostate and with the heat, we need to drink lots of water and then relieve ourselves frequently. Medications work only so well.

Yes, I use the restroom before teeing off and never pass a restroom on the course without using it, doesn't matter if I have to go or not.

Nothing worst than trying to play golf when your bladder is busting.

If I’m playing with a group of men I just go behind a tree no questions asked but if a woman is in the group I feel like this is risky and she may make a big issue out of it.

I’m not talking about a possible family golf environment but an adult golf environment.

Also, what is the TV/developer policy on relieving oneself on their golf course?

I’ve never seen a rule stating it's prohibited, maybe legally it could be urinating in public or indecent exposure but that is my concern with women that they may be offended and actually call the Sheriff.

Who knows maybe even a man would make a big issue and call the authorities.


No diaper or a bag answers will be accepted as it’s rare and doesn't happen that often but when it does I gotta go.

Thoughts?

Originally Posted by tophcfa (Post 2211560)

It’s OK to take a leak on the golf course as long as you identify as a squirrel : )

Originally Posted by JMintzer (Post 2211950)

And then, what do you do with the bedpan?

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 2211561)

If they are peeing on my yard, car or person--- YES. There was a dog a number of years ago that had a big desire to pee on certain tennis shoes. With people in them or not.

Originally Posted by fdpaq0580 (Post 2211621)

All creatures have to evacuate their waste. But knowing this, I have never, as in Never with a capital "N", thought the waste discharge of any creature (that includes widdo Snarkums) as being in any way worthy of public display.
Get the shudders just thinking about it.

Originally Posted by jimjamuser (Post 2211988)

I remember that dog.......he hated Air Jordans.

Originally Posted by BrianL99 (Post 2211624)

There's not a golfer alive, who hasn't taken a whiz in the woods and that will continue forever.

Women are simply jealous, as it's not quite as convenient for them. Tough luck.

For the women who are feeling deprived of equal rights? You can wear shirts without collars, so you have that going for you.

Originally Posted by BrianL99 (Post 2211907)

Just to add some levity to a ridiculous thread.

True story.

A prior Massachusetts Governor (Bill Weld, Harvard) was on a junket to Dublin, along with (at the time) Speaker of the House Tom Flaherty (Boston College).

Heading from one Pub to the other, Tom was little miffed as he was waiting for Weld to come out of the Men's Room. Tom said, "what the hell took you so long?". Bill replied, "I had to wash my hands, didn't they teach you to do that at BC"?

Flaherty says: "At BC, they taught us not to get it on our hands".

Originally Posted by MandoMan (Post 2211669)

Actually, I don’t find discrete public urination “gross” or “crude” or “offensive,” tree or no tree. The same goes for public breast-feeding from an exposed breast. These are normal bodily functions, and it is a warped society that sees them as shameful. I recall the motto of the Order of the Garter in the UK: “Honi Soit Qui Mal y Pense” (which translates as “shame to him who thinks it evil,” or more clearly, “If no offense is intended, shame to him who thinks an act evil.”). That doesn’t mean I want it done against the wall of my house or on my lanai, but on a golf course in an emergency doesn’t bother me. I realize there are public decency laws, and I follow them, but some laws were made because of prudes who complain, not because of public health. Oddly, there is much better reason for not allowing public urination in cities (as with a ban on public spitting), yet cities are not generally required to have and maintain a lot of public facilities for this sort of thing. There have been several articles in the New York Times this year about the need for such things in New York.

Paris began installing ****oirs on the streets in 1830, and at one point there were over 1200 of them. These were generally partly open and male only. The feet and torso of the users were exposed. All but one has been replaced by unisex, fully-enclosed units rather like our porta-potties. In London these days you can find plastic portable units for four men, completely exposed from behind. I’ve attached a photo below.

We are not talking here about public exposure of the sex organs for the purpose of shocking people. That’s significantly different. If people are offended by the sight of someone urinating a hundred feet away, however, I would say they have their own problems they should deal with.

Originally Posted by whitley (Post 2211771)

your neighbor walks out of his home, with working bathroom(s) i presume, so he can **** on a bush. I think there may be more going on with this man(?) than a weak bladder.

Originally Posted by whitley (Post 2211763)

i thought this was supposed to be a classy joint. Yes i am offended by public urination.

Originally Posted by jimjamuser (Post 2211990)

Imagine ALL the streets of urban USA BEFORE the car was invented. And we complain about SMELLY exhaust.

Originally Posted by taltarzac725 (Post 2211793)

i was thinking of something like a cross between a hot water bottle cvs health warm or cold water bottle and an elevated toilet seat with an below and above total eclipse like valve for where the pee would enter. Probably made of some kind hot water bottle kind of material.

I know there are a lot of tinkerers in the villages with a lot of extra time.

Originally Posted by Worldseries27 (Post 2211998)

wonder where eve tinkled

Originally Posted by redchariot (Post 2211893)

and how do you wash your hands!?!

Originally Posted by dewilson58 (Post 2212074)

If pro's and caddies can do it at Augusta, we can do it in TV.

:gc:

Originally Posted by JGibson (Post 2211441)

Another thread got me thinking.

Do women get offended if a man goes behind a tree or bush to relieve himself?

Most older men have enlarged prostate and with the heat, we need to drink lots of water and then relieve ourselves frequently. Medications work only so well.

Yes, I use the restroom before teeing off and never pass a restroom on the course without using it, doesn't matter if I have to go or not.

Nothing worst than trying to play golf when your bladder is busting.

If I’m playing with a group of men I just go behind a tree no questions asked but if a woman is in the group I feel like this is risky and she may make a big issue out of it.

I’m not talking about a possible family golf environment but an adult golf environment.

Also, what is the TV/developer policy on relieving oneself on their golf course?

I’ve never seen a rule stating it's prohibited, maybe legally it could be urinating in public or indecent exposure but that is my concern with women that they may be offended and actually call the Sheriff.

Who knows maybe even a man would make a big issue and call the authorities.


No diaper or a bag answers will be accepted as it’s rare and doesn't happen that often but when it does I gotta go.

Thoughts?

Originally Posted by fdpaq0580 (Post 2211584)

Alright. But thanks for the five star rating.

Originally Posted by dewilson58 (Post 2212074)

If pro's and caddies can do it at Augusta, we can do it in TV.

:gc:

Originally Posted by MsPCGenius (Post 2212181)

Actually, I spelled it out. The software auto-corrected to the "five-star rating"

Let's try again...
Public indecency is public indecency. Keep your pen*s in your pants

Originally Posted by Velvet (Post 2212215)