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Bonny 10-06-2015 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1125414)
We are paying for The Villages Security Department. Tomwed will explain.
:clap2: :thumbup:

graciegirl 10-07-2015 05:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Bonny (Post 1125410)
What security are we paying for?

Social Security? Or is that a gift given to us by the millenials?


I want you to know that I am against sex on the bandstand. I hurt my back. I think people should just stay home and get a trapeze. I tore the heck out of my Achilles tendon jumping off the dresser.

golfing eagles 10-07-2015 06:10 AM
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Originally Posted by graciegirl (Post 1125456)
I want you to know that I am against sex on the bandstand. I hurt my back. I think people should just stay home and get a trapeze. I tore the heck out of my Achilles tendon jumping off the dresser.
OK, here's a laugh for your recovery

About 20 years ago a guy came into the ER dressed in a "Superman" costume. Apparently he was at the Holiday Inn with a female companion other than his wife. Since he wanted a "flying start", he climbed on the dresser and leaped toward the bed, but he missed, fracturing his , well, private part in the process. It does not require surgical repair, so the urologist tied a piece of gauze in a bow on it and sent him home to his wife. Would have loved to hear his "explanation" to her.

tomwed 10-07-2015 09:15 AM
I was approached at the square last night by a woman I had never met. She asked me if I would like some super sex. I said, "I'll take the soup".

dillywho 10-07-2015 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by tomwed (Post 1125571)
I was approached at the square last night by a woman I had never met. She asked me if I would like some super sex. I said, "I'll take the soup".
:BigApplause::BigApplause::BigApplause: Good answer!

Mathmarm 10-07-2015 11:03 AM
Thanks tomwed for lightening things up :)

Sandtrap328 10-07-2015 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by tomwed (Post 1125571)
I was approached at the square last night by a woman I had never met. She asked me if I would like some super sex. I said, "I'll take the soup".
Old joke - but still funny.

Bruiser1 10-08-2015 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1125471)
OK, here's a laugh for your recovery

About 20 years ago a guy came into the ER dressed in a "Superman" costume. Apparently he was at the Holiday Inn with a female companion other than his wife. Since he wanted a "flying start", he climbed on the dresser and leaped toward the bed, but he missed, fracturing his , well, private part in the process. It does not require surgical repair, so the urologist tied a piece of gauze in a bow on it and sent him home to his wife. Would have loved to hear his "explanation" to her.
"Lucy ...I got some 'splaining to do!"

tomwed 10-08-2015 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Sandtrap328 (Post 1125659)
Old joke
from an Old HS teacher


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