Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

penny wise pound foolish

You think I just fell off the turnip truck?

3 more:

• 'Tis better to give than to receive.
• You are what you eat.
• See you later, alligator. After while, crocodile.

youth is wasted on the young

one hand washes the other

do unto others as you would have others do unto you

Ugly as a stump fence.

If I had a dog that looked like that, I would shave his as* and make him walk backwards.

He who laughs last laughs longest

Drunk as a skunk

Old as the hills

Dumber then Tom's dog

Dumber then a dog in a wood box

She is as hot as a stove top.

Cute as a bug

Six of one half a dozen of the other

Be as it may

Don't take any wooden nickles

Don't let the door hit you on your way out.

You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose.

A funny thing happened on the way to the forum.

his bark is worse than his bite

HA HA:) I couldn't explain 99% of the ones posted here. They are funny and bring back memories and a smile on my face!!

a friend in need is a friend indeed

a man's house is his castle

you're a jack of all trades and a master of none

He who laughs last, laughs longest.

"Don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you!!"
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It means if you fix a small tear it won't bigger.

I have to be myself. Everyone else is taken.